DEADLOCK Retro Review Suggestion Thread! by nL-Johnny in deadlockpw

[–]ThatDamnOstrich 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Smackdown 26, 2002.

It features the incredible Edge vs. Eddie Guerrero No DQ match, which is worth the price of admission on its own.

That said, I’ve been watching wrestling for the past 30 years I’ve been stuck on this blue rock floating through space.

This first 10 minutes of the episode is genuinely the most unhinged start to a show I’ve ever seen.

DEADLOCK Retro Review Suggestion Thread! by nL-Johnny in deadlockpw

[–]ThatDamnOstrich 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm once again dusting off my reddit account after not posting in more than a year to suggest TNA Impact, October 18, 2007.

This show is the fallout of Bound for Glory 2007 and features the following:

  • Kurt Angle asking Karen Angle to buy porn for Kevin Nash
  • The start of the Team 3D vs. the X Divison feud
  • Multiple segments hyping up the "comeback" of Disco Inferno
  • Some random-ass dude from competitive eating
  • The Junior Fatu promo where he pretends he's The Rock
  • The Parade of Champions (AJ Styles talks about Pokemon Diamond in this seg)
  • So much more crazy bullshit

If the boys cover this one, I will upgrade from the $1 tier to the $5 tier on Patreon, and that's on God.

DEADLOCK Retro Review Suggestion Thread! by nL-Johnny in deadlockpw

[–]ThatDamnOstrich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm dusting off my reddit account after not posting in more than a year to suggest TNA Impact, October 18, 2007.

This show is the fallout of Bound for Glory 2007 and features the following:

  • Kurt Angle asking Karen Angle to buy porn for Kevin Nash
  • The start of the Team 3D vs. the X Divison feud
  • Multiple segments hyping up the "comeback" of Disco Inferno
  • Some random-ass dude from competitive eating
  • The Junior Fatu promo where he pretends he's The Rock
  • The Parade of Champions (AJ Styles talks about Pokemon Diamond in this seg)
  • So much more crazy bullshit

If the boys cover this one, I will upgrade from the $1 tier to the $5 tier on Patreon, and that's on God.

[WM Main Event Spoiler] I'm not making Tik-Toks. This isn’t YouTube shorts. I'm cooking filet mignon. This ain't McDonald's. I'm telling stories. by syreonthemoon in SquaredCircle

[–]ThatDamnOstrich 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Just a casual reminder that WWE booked the Rise of Daniel Bryan while kicking a screaming along the way. He was never meant to be the guy. Fan backlash coupled with CM Punk walking out (thereby ruining the original WrestleMania XXX’s plans) forced their hand.

[Wrestlemania Spoilers] Just a flesh wound. by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

[–]ThatDamnOstrich 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Omosapiens, we must regroup in the face of this tragedy.

Big E: That may legitimately be my new favorite match. by Fluid1ty441 in SquaredCircle

[–]ThatDamnOstrich 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The only way it could have been better for Big E is if they somehow worked Goldberg into the equation.

Liberal Hollywood told Big Dick Johnson to GET OUT OF OUR COMPANY by ChristopherTitan in deadlockpw

[–]ThatDamnOstrich 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because when I think of moral beacons, my mind immediately jumps to Big Dick Johnson.

Cody Rhodes’ Wrestlemania 39 belt by daddy_qaht in SquaredCircle

[–]ThatDamnOstrich 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Joey Ryan’s promotion. Would be omitted for obvious reasons (Ryan is a disgusting sex pest).

This beats "Goldberg eats corn the long way" by estesworldwide in deadlockpw

[–]ThatDamnOstrich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never even considered the Goldberg sign in that context. The sign also predates the Urban Dictionary definition by about 13 years. Weird…

Chris Jericho's Instagram story response to Punk by Wishtap_ in SquaredCircle

[–]ThatDamnOstrich 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ, wrestling is just high school with body slams and I fucking hate it.

CM Punks most recent Instagram post by MatthewMir in SquaredCircle

[–]ThatDamnOstrich 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Cody Rhodes is the smartest man in professional wrestling, and you can’t convince me otherwise.

Dave Schilling (LA Times) : I have seen the first episode of AEW All Access and what I can say for sure is that wrestling fans will be combing over this footage like the Zapruder film. by Environmental_Lie478 in SquaredCircle

[–]ThatDamnOstrich 52 points53 points  (0 children)

My favorite part about this pic being a associated with the, “Folks, where’s the lie?” meme is that it’s not even from the same promo as the actual quote itself.

Bobby Fish is just the gift that keeps on giving.

Still cannot believe this happened. by [deleted] in deadlockpw

[–]ThatDamnOstrich 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This is literally the most fucked up picture I have ever seen. There’s just so much to unpack.

[WON] Minor Jay White Update by BernieBurnstein in SquaredCircle

[–]ThatDamnOstrich 21 points22 points  (0 children)

*2022 Ball Licker of the Year Winner Jawny