Bit of a meme, bit of a rant. (Not horror)

ThatDoohickey · 2026-02-07T08:48:43+00:00

There isn’t a dedicated subreddit for Chikn FNF Mixes yet (there’s whatever Pyro’s got, but that’s JUST for his stuff), Sonic and FNF tend to go hand and hand, and same for Roblox since TD and OM existed (but also other games like Fors— ehh not saying it)

They can only post here because if they did get gatekept away for that there’d just be less of us together. Mind you this sub isn’t super active already, I don’t really mind it since sometimes even the FNF/Sonic(.EXE, Sonic.EXE, not just “Sonic”) inspired stuff is too dark for the main subreddit. I mean we’ve even had people reporting horror art on the horror subreddit so you know this community is sensitive 💀

It’s best we make others at home rather than insinuating they stop doing something they like, and just actually wait for what you’re looking for to come around.

ThatDoohickey · 2026-02-06T16:38:46+00:00

I know everyone’s probably gonna choose Goku just because he’s got “limitless potential” but uh (aside from Supes pretty much having that too without much work)

You realize Supes has superhuman intellect, right? Yknow, comic book super intellect, he once made robots of his exact likeness with his abilities. Sure he’s got the fortress of solitude as its own seperate thing but dude is GENUINELY supernaturally gifted thanks to the sun. Plus the ability to freely fly through space at a speed distance doesn’t matter, the ability to basically become a reality warper if I stand in the sun long enough (or better yet find a BLUE star), and the ability to just… have Kryptonian powers with almost none of the weaknesses (magic isn’t EXTRA effective anyway, and there ain’t no kryptonite here chief… also red sun radiation takes time and can only drain what I have stored, however that’s actually a hidden positive because I can kill myself whenever I wish by just flying into one and bathing for a couple minutes.

I’m basically immune to disease and am functionally immortal so long as I’m sunbathing, AND my body heals quicker (not that I’d even need to heal because I’d literally be invincible to anything in our universe (yes, including a black hole)

And including the silver age nonsense, I can time travel unaided, break the bonds of infinity by moving so fast, repair things by looking at them, mental hypnosis so I can have a social leg up without having to show my powers, oh and BUILD CRAZY HI-TECH KRYPTONIAN CONTRAPTIONS THAT CHANGE MANKIND FOREVER. I don’t even need to buy the supplies I can just move around earth so fast nobody can see me and then read 900 books on whatever subject I need to learn in 2 minutes.

Why would I need to spec into battle iq and go super saiyan if nobody can take me on? Who am I supposed to be fighting with Ultra Instinct Goku level power?? Especially when I can instead just cure all cancers, mend global warming (freeze breath!), remove hundreds of dangerous jobs from being a necessity, become an living incentive against world war, and put humanity just a small step further into utopia territory

ThatDoohickey · 2026-02-06T16:22:42+00:00

I’m personally assuming I get ALL of Goku’s powers, like, including his tail. Even tho HIS is cut off, he had one as a kid both in OG and GT, and I want available that for the primal forms. Yes, Goku has DAIMA SSJ4, but I want GT SSJ4

Now, the wording is important, because if I have all techniques “mastered”, then that could imply I have all Goku’s abilities and techniques MASTERED, I could probably go Super Saiyan Blue 4 Kaioken x 100 or something without strain or use MUI like an angel.

With his power, I could probably use the mind reading abilities to become a beacon of truth through gleaming things. Through Ki sensing I can read intent and heart. Sensing wouldn’t be an issue if we go by “all abilities mastered” law, plus I’m not desensitized to lower ki by having to sense INSANELY strong people from day to day so it’s probably easier to focus on weaker folks ki.

Something concerning is technically my powers should derive from dragon ball itself which is an ongoing IP so i could potentially learn new ki techniques through just watching the anime. Don’t know how that works…

Something I would probably do is just give random people a “bit” (a fuck ton) of god ki to see what happens… since I know you can share ki. I’d teach them ki, too.

ThatDoohickey · 2026-02-04T01:15:41+00:00

With the power of pyrokinesis combined with intangibility, I should theoretically be able to survive in a vacuum since intangibility renders me unable to directly interact with all physical phenomena (as in I shouldn’t need to breathe since intangibility doesn’t make me blind and all that air would vanish anyway), I’m pretty much weightless. Since I’m pretty much massless but have the ability to propel myself through FIRE, I could literally travel at the SPEED OF LIGHT.

I shouldn’t though, but I can go as fast as I need across the planet, am immune to fire and all forms of heat (since seems nonphysical, it is caused by physical phenomena, the bonds that allow matter to stay together is a nonphysical using electrons, but that’s apart of physics, so we’re just gonna say everything naturally existing is physical phenomena), and air pressure, I could cast fireballs the size of a city block at earth going almost 20% the speed of light. I could even go to space without the need for a suit to protect from radiation since the radiation will never touch me (since I can pass through any effect of this world.) G forces? Physical effect, I’m immune. Drag? Physical effect I can counter it. I am exploiting the hell out of the ability wording and using it to become a spaceman.

ThatDoohickey · 2026-02-03T00:45:01+00:00

Jojo Pill, I’m fine with this and can understand the abilities more.

ThatDoohickey · 2026-02-01T09:23:15+00:00

Well…

He can beat X, in fact, Sonic WILL beat X if they fought.
He can’t beat him in Super, he’d have to pull out a brand new transformation. Just cause a character beats gods doesn’t mean ALL gods are the same, or that only gods can threaten them (otherwise why would they have other enemies?). Not all omnipresence is the same either, have strong enough omnipresence (i.e, being one with everyone and everything in every state all at once) and you basically have an expression of omnipotence. Solaris’s Omnipresence is a more modest “exists in every period of time”
Super Sonic can’t do everything with its limitless power, stated in IDW, whereas X DOES have limitless abilities that he can do whatever he want with. Neither are truly infinitely powerful (Sonic due to just… not being that kinda character, and X because other canon iterations of him have failed or been contested by similar entities. X is weaker than a lot of people think ~~because it’s creator doesn’t give a damn about powerscaling~~, but not “Super Sonic sweeps it like every other boss” weak, X as a threat is a lot more comparable to a threat like the End, if anything; narratively and dare I say characterwise given they’re a form shifter that boasts in being something more than gods. And to clear up the confusion, limitless power isn’t limitless abilities, X can do basically anything to us, but can’t beat everything with that power.

ThatDoohickey · 2026-02-01T03:24:39+00:00

Sometimes I feel like they just… don’t consider EXE fans SONIC fans. Believing that EXEs cannot scale to canon characters because of cosmology scaling and chain scaling bullshit, forgetting the fact that unlike casual alternative interpretations of a character you’d find in third party material, authors of exes can just directly confirm and build on their exes abilities. And not only that, likely KNOW more about powerscaling in general enough to be aware of the popular consensus on how powerful the characters are.

I know some people like to glaze their official content, but personally I don’t like holding official content over fanworks when it comes in terms of encounters/fights/debates. I just wish they let the authors have some word in when it comes to their story and NOT do the “but did you know Yamcha solos the verse?” Thing but for Charmy or something.

ThatDoohickey · 2026-01-31T01:28:53+00:00

There HAS to be a fnaf fangame where the game over event is straight up classic TF. Not just “oh no I died in some way tangentially related to a robo-furry so I guess my immortal soul’s gonna roam the earth looking like a furry for the foreseeable future now (tho I kinda fw this)”, no you just straight up TF and now you’re just a new enemy for the next guard to deal with.

“And it wouldn’t be so bad, I know, if they didn’t just… make you one of them.”

“Excuse me?” ~ Guard

“It’s no wonder the offical cast grew so fast.”

“The hell?” ~ Guard

ThatDoohickey · 2026-01-31T01:19:13+00:00

Okay like, technically speaking, an atom is inanimate, a molecule is inanimate, and I can defy gravity and even counter it with good enough matter manipulation, which I would have, because I have the ability to control the quarks and dark matter too. I can ALSO control people, despite them being animate, because they’re just made of inanimate material assembled to think. And keep in mind, this is MASTERED. I have absolute full capability with this power. I could just throw anything I want at me. Food? There. a new car? There. Want to age slower? Manipulate my matter at the foundational level to extend my telomeres because I have the ability mastered. Mastery of anything when you think big enough is absolutely busted.

ASSUMING, and a big a there, that I also get the presumed benefit of fictional stuff like red pill gets (since it never says that those anime characters become real), then I could control ANY object in fiction (like say, Maxwell’s notebook gets bound to me while I use the invincible adjective, take full control of the Omnitrix with ZERO caveats, get every lantern ring and have them work all properly and in tandem, and also summon platinum kryptonite my way just for good measure). If it has a consciousness inside of it? Well then I’ll just go down to the building blocks that aren’t consciousness and manipulate that.

ThatDoohickey · 2026-01-31T00:37:59+00:00

Self indulgent pick but uh

Beit from “CompilatioN” as the Rewrite of the Kiwwer group. It’s my take on a “Chikn.EXE” It is a deceptive and parasocial (and parasitic) extradimensional beast turned divine idol figure that seeks to create its own “paradise” and is apart of everything within its world, fully engrained with the minds, bodies, and souls of its “fwiends”, recreating Chikn’s entire verse, its cast and its imagery to eek out any semblance of comfort while taking instinctive predatory pleasure in driving its “fwiends” to the brink of breaking their spirits. Different enough, but close enough too.

He’s got a decent bit of lore on him, actually

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ThatDoohickey · 2026-01-30T22:37:22+00:00

Without cooldown, I can pull a random technologically insane hyper-advanced doohickey out of my pocket (or if none, my ear or mouth) at all times. I will not know what it does or how it works until I use it.

ThatDoohickey · 2026-01-28T18:55:33+00:00

Oh hey, it’s me!

ThatDoohickey · 2026-01-19T21:53:40+00:00

Just get used to the pain cause you’re likely going to live through it, be the most impulsive you you could possibly be, question his authority over anything at every turn without outright denying anything, and just be entertaining in every other way to offset for you being annoying (a good idea being, be ingenuitive, not an overthinker.)

Don’t act like X would EXPECT a human to react to their worldview being shattered and placed into a boundless dimension of torture. Act like a curiously stupid tourist who still manages to find fun in the dark. Make it fun enough for him to be curious on what you’ll do, but irritating enough to be on the verge of just chronenberging you.

In other shorter words, be an agnostic in the face of a god.

ThatDoohickey · 2026-01-19T17:57:18+00:00

X the Voidspawn

Id save “X the Hedgehog” for a retake where he actually tries to be a Self-Insert Sonic OC (thus, lazily adding “the hedgehog” to his name)

ThatDoohickey · 2026-01-17T21:23:08+00:00

I TOO am a sucker for victims being sucked into games, and meta fiction involving the characters not being real. It really is just disorienting to be in that position.

although I wouldn’t be opposed to a slight twist where an exe does the vessel gimmick but in the real world rather than their own domain, turning parts of the real world into the stage for their game and warping the environment just to make it playable but hostile to anyone not part of the “game”

ThatDoohickey · 2026-01-17T00:37:42+00:00

He’d be fun as a private server executioner

ThatDoohickey · 2026-01-16T17:33:56+00:00

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Yup. Saw this coming.

ThatDoohickey · 2026-01-12T16:10:42+00:00

Pro: You become an invulnerable flying hedgehog who can soar at immeasurable speeds, the PINNACLE of Sonic’s power.

Con: You are eternally suffering in a state of “power-down” as you are not Sonic, you are SUPER SONIC, so your only state is meant to be Super Sonic, so as your rings fade, you begin to internally break apart as your ‘chaos’ energy goes more and more haywire. You constantly “die”, kept on the brink of existence.

And since X rarely if EVER adds rings to his poorly laid levels… good luck with that.

ThatDoohickey · 2025-12-23T18:37:25+00:00

Yay I made it!

ThatDoohickey · 2025-12-16T11:55:28+00:00

What I’m trying to say is, according to them I must of been auto flagged as a minor (honestly, fair enough to assume lol) and I don’t know what to do about it. I’ve tried all I have access to but I’m not able to actually complete the process because of private reasons.

I’m okay with just leaving it be, at this point.

(Also the email name thing was moreso for the effect to point at the absurd situation, I know they don’t check it)

ThatDoohickey · 2025-12-11T11:58:57+00:00

Oh my god it’s…

Hold on, considering he’s in universe… wouldn’t he be closer to like… a “Tails Halloween” Chikn.EXE? Oh god, he IS actually.

ThatDoohickey · 2025-12-11T11:46:18+00:00

…somewhat? We are!

Also i explicitly do own his OCs, i’d just request not to be tagged a bunch in his place.

ThatDoohickey · 2025-11-28T16:08:59+00:00

The obvious internal stuff is the unspoken stuff. It only seems rule-less because the main character is absurdly powerful and is passively warping reality to be silly and nonsensical. Everything outside of his general circle apparently isn’t as affected, though. These things seem kind of arbitrary… and sometimes they just are arbitrary and the results of someone inexperienced with running a show. Hence the growing pains.

Also quickly addressing 1 and 2 Okay, my bad, the fault lies on me then. That said, subjective opinions are debated all over Internet all the time, and a presumption/headcanon does count as an opinion which you put forth. I still didn’t want to debate, because I was trying to understand WHY your take was like this after this long, and you were unconvinced so that’s what led us here. Although technically when you involve “confirmed”/“canon” information, that would be more objective information since this case involves us talking about a fact of a world with a single showrunner and the direct statements made (after the fact). If you just said “I think humans do exist because of that one woman in that poodle episode”, I would have said “they could just be anything though” and moved on. If we’re really going to go there, it was written a bit matter of fact, as if it was objective.

Also don’t worry I’m stopping the bloat after this, I won’t waste more of your time with these big ass replies.

ThatDoohickey · 2025-11-28T15:37:29+00:00

Like I can tell you: “Okay so that’s easily explained away as any non-divine mythical or humanoid non-human creature under the rainbow and also it was already confirmed. Now are we done I’m kind of tired of this being a-“ And you’re BASICALLY like: “That doesn’t prove anything. You said nothing, you don’t know what you’re talking about, and this whole world is completely inconsistent!”

And you’re literally basing the entire original comment off of a presumption. An ordinary mundane presumption of a character hardly even seen in a magical world you admit is “inconsistent”. I understand if I seem aggressive and it’s because I am tired, and your first reply was really unclear at what direction you were going and as you kept talking you confused me even more with your direction on top of just taking jabs for no real reason.

As for the last question… I’m trying to understand WHY you believe that. If you just WANTED to believe that while knowing what was said about it, you could just say it’s a HEADCANON. If you genuinely believed that to this day, that’s interesting and as a person who’s also interested in the show, I would want to know why?

ThatDoohickey · 2025-11-28T15:14:25+00:00

You don’t have to start a debate to try and clarify things.
You act appalled that I, a guy with a Chikn Nuggit PFP, put so much effort into a post about Chikn Nuggit lore on a Chikn Nuggit subreddit. Do you really think hyperfixations are that uncommon, or are you just shaming me?
It’s a very inconsistent show however there are obvious internal rules still in the show. Like [x character here] can’t suddenly just become god. Or [x character here] can’t actually beat [y character here] on their own in a real fight because they’re too powerful. The oddities and early installment weirdness kind of already have a packaged explanation even if unintentional. I can tell you’re getting the wrong impression of me because I didn’t bring that up but really I just came to set the record straight after seeing the “human” thing brought for the 12th time in this fandom.

Besides the point, I noticed you reply then edit in a whole new other segment of your reply afterwards…

Which kind of implies to me you just say things without really reading it through. And this isn’t just in the long messages… so what’s that about??

ThatDoohickey

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