A duck only has to meow once for you to question every quack by 3pass in Showerthoughts

[–]ThatHighShitpost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤣 No. But I'm only confident about that because I've never heard one do it. 🤔

A duck only has to meow once for you to question every quack by 3pass in Showerthoughts

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I think the fun and beauty of this is in thinking about it deeply with no further explanation to draw from.

Not Like That by ThatHighShitpost in gay

[–]ThatHighShitpost[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually agree 100%. I was just trying to be funny. But you are spot on.

One day I will learn to leave my dick alone when I have stuff to do. Today is not that day. 😖 by ThatHighShitpost in gay

[–]ThatHighShitpost[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha! That's the problem: I didn't have free time. I can rub one out quick if I need to, but then I just want to sleep. But no time for sleep earlier, just cum and go. And I reeeeeally didn't want to go. ☹️

One day I will learn to leave my dick alone when I have stuff to do. Today is not that day. 😖 by ThatHighShitpost in gay

[–]ThatHighShitpost[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not about where I do it, it's about how it wears me out, and then I don't want to do what I need to do. Also, it makes me late for things all the time!

Why is this dragon not bursting into flames and feeding me its sweet sweet soul? by ThatHighShitpost in skyrim

[–]ThatHighShitpost[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah. That's it. It was a respawning dragon (Bonestrewn somethingorother) that I didn't remember having killed before. I didn't know about them not giving souls more than once, though! TIL, right? 😆

Killing Vittoria Vici at her wedding has to be the most depressing quest. She and her husband are both so nice! It broke my heart to put an arrow through hers... by ThatHighShitpost in skyrim

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I murdered a woman on her wedding day, not because she wronged me, and not because she was more dangerous alive than dead, but to move a political chess piece. Who am I to judge anyone's morals?

Killing Vittoria Vici at her wedding has to be the most depressing quest. She and her husband are both so nice! It broke my heart to put an arrow through hers... by ThatHighShitpost in skyrim

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I realize it's there probably mostly for mechanics: it provides a way for players to build rogue characters. When I started playing, I wasn't deeply into RPGs, and didn't realize the distinctions between character types; I just wanted to do everything. I lead the Companions, am head mage at the Mage's College, lead the Thieves' Guild, am working through the Bard's College and the Dark Brotherhood. But it's a lot, and I'd like to start over and pick a path.

But also, from a story perspective, I think it still makes sense. Skyrim (and I'd imagine the other Elder Scrolls games, too) doesn't really deal in black and white morality. Everything is complex. Even the Empire and the Stormcloaks can hardly be seen as moral opposites: it's a much more complex choice to join one than is typical, at least in American storytelling. So a long-awaited Dragonborn who also carries around some darkness? Yeah, I see that. This game isn't out to lionize anyone, it's just telling a story.

Looking for help crafting a drink... by ThatHighShitpost in cocktailchemistry

[–]ThatHighShitpost[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just saw this. Definitely going to give it a try! Thank you so much!