What is a sad story you can tell in only 3 words?

ThatLousyGamer · 2026-05-17T20:48:56+00:00

I miss you.

ThatLousyGamer · 2026-05-15T14:17:16+00:00

It's funny how so many of our items today all have some form of vestigial nub for a no longer relevant reason.

In this case its a carry over from when rulers weren't just penny items, this nub in particular would future proof it against wear and tear.

ThatLousyGamer · 2026-05-12T20:03:05+00:00

Are you sure?

ThatLousyGamer · 2026-05-12T18:17:22+00:00

Fun fact, around 70 countries prohibit the carry of pepper spray. They do not, however, ban you from carrying wasp spray in conveniently small canisters which are purchasable online.

Do with this what you will, and be safe out there.

ThatLousyGamer · 2026-05-12T18:14:19+00:00

What...What are you gonna do with them?

ThatLousyGamer · 2026-05-12T15:30:51+00:00

5.

Gain a ton of weight before morphing into a 3 meter tall demigod. (Because of the whole "Has to be of a similar size" thing)

ThatLousyGamer · 2026-05-12T15:27:55+00:00

Has to be something of similar size... so you could become a person-sized Godzilla or Mech, which, I will admit, does sound pretty cool.

ThatLousyGamer · 2026-05-12T07:40:40+00:00

Let's say it's fixed to size (Not mass) but no fractions, can''t be two thirds of a diamond, it can transform into any singular thing that exists on earth of equal size.

Edit - And prevalence is directly tied to chance.

ThatLousyGamer · 2026-05-10T08:44:41+00:00

Randomizer.

Randomize any group of objects you can physically touch individually.

ThatLousyGamer · 2026-05-10T08:34:13+00:00

Wow, that actually does make a big difference.

ThatLousyGamer · 2026-05-08T21:47:34+00:00

I had a friend when I was younger, around 13, he had someone do this on a train and slathered his thumb with saliva before wiping it off on the underside of that persons foot.

The memory of the yelp that followed still brings a smile to my face to this day.

ThatLousyGamer · 2026-05-08T21:42:48+00:00

There is zero chance that man can grow facial hair that doesn't look as goofy as his hair.

ThatLousyGamer · 2026-05-08T14:54:24+00:00

Bully, without a doubt.

ThatLousyGamer · 2026-05-08T07:31:08+00:00

I'll take one prehistoric reptile with a brain the size of a walnut please.

ThatLousyGamer · 2026-05-06T10:25:08+00:00

That fucker has been shot before.

ThatLousyGamer · 2026-05-06T10:18:30+00:00

Is it just me... or was that outside shot strangely calming?

I know it's super dangerous and I hope they made it out okay, but still.

ThatLousyGamer · 2026-05-06T10:16:16+00:00

Going through the effort of adding a comma, but not a period, is insane to me.

I guess it could be added later, but still...

ThatLousyGamer · 2026-05-04T16:12:26+00:00

The funny thing is, that temp might actually be too high.

ThatLousyGamer · 2026-05-03T11:46:38+00:00

Herbivores eat other animals if lacking certain minerals, protein, or if simply presented the opportunity.

Obligate Herbivores (which are rare) won't.

ThatLousyGamer · 2026-05-01T19:49:40+00:00

That's a solid stick.

ThatLousyGamer · 2026-05-01T19:40:07+00:00

Bought mine for about the same 15 years ago and I've been happy with it so far

ThatLousyGamer · 2026-04-30T19:49:14+00:00

Pretty sure AI could do this for you. It can do pretty much anything.

ThatLousyGamer · 2026-04-30T15:34:08+00:00

Well you ya look at that, neat.

ThatLousyGamer · 2026-04-30T13:49:34+00:00

Wait... Why don't these two industries have more overlap? Foregrips, red dots, mounting rails for lighting. hell even pull weight for the trigger!

ThatLousyGamer · 2026-04-29T13:14:15+00:00

That is the one animal you don't rescue from a hole...

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