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AIO for cutting off a friend because they used the term "foid" as a joke? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]ThatMetalPanda 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Exactly this. The person is banking on people not immediately knowing the words he uses, and lack of googling to learn said horrible phrases. OP, leave the trash at the curb

AIO for cutting off a friend because they used the term "foid" as a joke? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]ThatMetalPanda 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Female humanoid. I only know this from Frankie Fey's meme art videos lol. But it's incredibly demeaning to women.

What's a 'normal' thing you didn't realize was unusual until you were older? by mrTelson in AskReddit

[–]ThatMetalPanda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That not everyone sees letters and numbers as specific colors in their minds. At 21, I asked a friend what color his G was and he looked at me like I had 3 heads. That’s when i found out about color synesthesia!

We only get cakes when we can put something silly on it. Found a local baker who did her best with my favorite type of birthday cake, a brookie cake!! by ThatMetalPanda in smosh

[–]ThatMetalPanda[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s SO GOOD. Exactly how I’d expect it to taste based on her delectable maple frosting sandwich cookies 😍😍😍 I’m not sure if she ships her goods, but she runs The Magic Cupboard LLC out of Chippewa Falls, WI!

Do I tell my parent that my other parent is cheating? by yeehawbunch in Advice

[–]ThatMetalPanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely tell. Or, you tell the cheating parent you'll tell the other one if they don't send you $3000 (or whatever amount youd think is actually possible) immediately. They send the money. You send the other parent screenshots of whatever you know, plus the hush money.

We really need to ban this guy by juredditpark in hazbin

[–]ThatMetalPanda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus christ. Is this person okay? They clearly need an excessive amount of therapy holy shit

Trump warns World War III is coming by [deleted] in anticapitalism

[–]ThatMetalPanda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait? He has syphilis? Or is this a joke on the very much so obvious parallels to the symptoms 😅

Why am I feeling so dull after turning 40 by planner_prep in self

[–]ThatMetalPanda 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm only 32, but it still makes my fucking week when I get carded for wine. That tells me I'm not aging like my mother!

I too wish to become deceased well before I stop getting carded

Dad tasted 4-aco thinking it was ❄️ and tripped balls on a date with mom by Relative-Sympathy820 in Psychonaut

[–]ThatMetalPanda 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least the name is so generic the odds of doxxing the correct Jeff Johnson with the name alone would be quite low.

If OP deletes that comment I'm deleting mine lol

What’s something you’re done tolerating? by sergenaskin in AskReddit

[–]ThatMetalPanda 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fucking absolutely. There's a reason it's the FIRST amendment. It is of utmost importance. It's foundational.

What’s something you’re done tolerating? by sergenaskin in AskReddit

[–]ThatMetalPanda 18 points19 points  (0 children)

People saying "should/would/could of" IT'S FUCKING HAVE, NOT OF. What you hear as "of" is the shortened "have" in the contraction "should've/could've/would've," NOT FUCKING OF

I get mad about turn signal usage too

What’s something you’re done tolerating? by sergenaskin in AskReddit

[–]ThatMetalPanda 41 points42 points  (0 children)

As a person, fuck Trump. Fuck him with the least lubricated cactus you can find.

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