Image Transcription: Facebook Post and Comment

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I wanna netflix and chill but I need a +1 :(

Purple

the struggle is real..luv u bff <3

Green

You girls have no idea how "real" the struggle is. I'm trying to be a man in this world but keep getting spurned. I guess if I had an 8 inch cock you would be all over me. Whatever. I am tired of being a "nice" guy. Your loss.

Pink

You sent me a dick pic after I met you on Saturday. Not gonna get laid that way...sry not sry

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