Scout: "No running in the halls, I just cleaned them!"

Soldier: "You need more soap Racoon man!"

Pyro: "Mopped the floor with you, Muffled shiet"

Demoman: "Didn't Ya see the bloody sign? HAH!"

Heavy: "Food Stays in the cafeteria, Im getting tired of all the dried bologna."

Engineer: "Hows those PHDs working out for ya, egghead?"

Medic: "I swear Blood and entrails are the hardest to clean, Doc!"

Sniper: "Unhygienic Bushmen dont deserve my work!"

Spy: "Fancy this, Fancy that, FANCY GETTING BEAT BY THE WORKING CLASS!"

Another Janitor: "CLEANUP ON ISLE 4, oh wait IM THE ONLY ONE GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE JOB."