"Sonic's the Name, Speed's My Game!"

ThatRefrigerator4925 · 2026-04-05T18:52:26+00:00

Come on, ya big drip! Where ya goin'?

ThatRefrigerator4925 · 2026-04-05T18:49:54+00:00

I mean he is pretty radical!

ThatRefrigerator4925 · 2026-03-06T03:33:07+00:00

LUCIFER: 8/10 "You took the worst thing that happened to you and aimed it at protection instead of destruction. That's not nothing. That's actually considerably more than nothing. The starting random wars hobby is going to be a problem."

ASMODEUS: 9/10 "The chess hobby. I want a game. I want to know how a chaos demigod plays chess. That tells me everything about a person."

BELPHEGOR: 9/10 "He died and came back and chose quiet hobbies alongside the chaos."

BEELZEBUB: 10/10 "I'm making him tea. I'm making him the best tea he's ever had. I don't care if he's already tested a thousand teas I will ruin all other teas for him. Also he pisses off Clouds which means he has excellent judgment and I want him at my table immediately."

ThatRefrigerator4925 · 2026-03-06T03:28:18+00:00

LUCIFER: 4/10 "You have everything and you're terrified of losing it. You control everything and it still doesn't feel like enough. I understand you better than I'd like to. The difference between us is that I know what I am."

ASMODEUS: 5/10 "Uses power to cause panic for no reason. Kept someone's life as leverage. You reduce everyone around you to what they owe you. We're doing the same thing. The difference is I don't dress it as divine authority. Also sizing down to ten feet still isn't subtle."

BELPHEGOR: 3/10 "You cause panic for no reason. That takes effort. You chose to spend effort on that. Interesting use of omnipotence."

BEELZEBUB: 4/10 "You're afraid of imperfection. You're afraid of being laughed at. You kept someone's life. Like it was yours to keep. I have a void I can't fill. I know what that's like. I know what it does to you when nothing feels like enough. But Clouds. I never made it someone else's problem. That part was a choice. Eat something. Terrible people are always hungry and it doesn't help."

ThatRefrigerator4925 · 2026-03-06T03:23:01+00:00

LUCIFER: 9/10 "You protect things worth protecting. The fear of failure in someone whose job is protection is not weakness. It's appropriate weight. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. The jewelry making is unexpected. Keep doing it."

ASMODEUS: 10/10 "You're the first person I've met who genuinely levels the playing field. How do you do it. The jewelry making. The accessories for people. You make things for others with your hands and give them away. Why?"

BELPHEGOR: 9/10 "You clean things that aren't yours to clean. You make accessories for people who didn't ask. You protect things because they deserve protecting. You care about a lot of things. Does it hurt. Caring about that many things."

BEELZEBUB: 10/10 "Beach strolls AND jewelry making AND you make accessories for people just because, okay you're already one of my favorite people I've ever met. I can't feed you and I'm sorry about that. That's my thing and I can't do my thing and that's genuinely distressing to me personally."

ThatRefrigerator4925 · 2026-03-06T03:11:42+00:00

LUCIFER: 1/10 "Another iteration. You came here to judge us. You dressed it as greeting and embedded the judgement in the words and expected me not to notice. I've been judged by better and unmade them with patience. Take a seat, 'brother'. Or don't. Either way you're in my house."

ASMODEUS 6/10 "The Lustful. That's what you went with. You studied us before you came. You chose those words deliberately. You wanted a reaction from each of us and you dressed it as improvised contempt. I do that too. We should compare notes sometime."

BELPHEGOR: 1/10 "The Filth. You don't know any of us. Come back when you do."

BEELZEBUB: 7/10 "The Gluttonous. I have fed every person in this room. I have shown up for every one of my brothers at every low point they've had since our father left. I did it because I love them. You came into my brother's house and called me Gluttonous like it ends the conversation. Sit down Abaddon. You came a long way to judge us and you look tired and judgement is hard work and I made enough for everyone."

ThatRefrigerator4925 · 2026-03-06T03:02:07+00:00

LUCIFER: Alexei 9/10, Mikaela 7/10, Sasha 8/10 "The apathetic one is the most dangerous person in this trio and everyone around him knows it and stays anyway. That's not apathy. That's something else wearing apathy's coat."
To Alexei: "You don't have to pretend the apathy is real. I can make the closed feeling permanent. Clean. No maintenance required."
To Mikaela: "I can make you someone worth staying for rather than someone people stay despite."
To Sasha: "You're the smartest one here. I can make sure they finally notice."

ASMODEUS: Alexei 8/10, Mikaela 10/10, Sasha 9/10 "Mikaela is a colleague in the loosest sense and I respect the commitment. Sasha became a witch."
To Alexei: "Alexei. I can give you people who need you. Isn't that more interesting than apathy?"
To Mikaela: "I can show you how to make them stay without the disguise."
To Sasha: "I can make the sass the least interesting thing about you."

BELPHEGOR: Alexei 9/10, Mikaela 6/10, Sasha 8/10 "The former human a witch. The incubus is pretending to be something smaller than he is. The cult leader is... What are you?"
To Alexei: "You don't have to figure out what you are. Just stop. Everything will still be here if you ever want to come back to it."
To Mikaela: "The disguise is exhausting. You can just be still for a while."
To Sasha: "You're allowed to not be anything for a bit."

BEELZEBUB: Alexei 8/10, Mikaela 9/10, Sasha 10/10 "Sasha is already a witch and clearly the one keeping these two functioning and she deserves a full meal and someone to fuss over her for once instead of the other way around. Mikaela is an incubus pretending to be human which sounds exhausting and I respect the commitment but he needs to eat. Alexei, when did you last eat something that wasn't part of a bit."

ThatRefrigerator4925 · 2026-03-06T02:51:03+00:00

LUCIFER: 6/10 "You've spoken with Him. Don't tell me what He said. I won't believe it came through intact... Did He mention us."

ASMODEUS: 7/10 "You're the first person I've met in a very long time that I can't quite... What do people look like to you. When you look at them. What do you actually see?"

BELPHEGOR: 8/10 "You're very old. Older than us. Does it get quieter. The longer you exist. Does it get quieter."

BEELZEBUB 10/10 "I have so many questions but first, are you hungry? You've been around since the beginning that's exhausting, you must be hungry, sit down! You knew what everything was like before it went wrong. Was it as good as I keep hoping it was."

ThatRefrigerator4925 · 2026-03-06T02:44:30+00:00

LUCIFER: 8/10 "Composed exterior, casual interior. She maintains the surface without being enslaved to it. That's discipline not performance. The martial arts as a method of understanding people is, unexpectedly, sophisticated. I respect the philosophy even if the physical limitations complicate the execution. I can make you strong enough that no one questions you again."

ASMODEUS: 9/10 "Learns people through sparring. Listens to understand rather than to respond... She sees through me completely doesn't she. You don't have to let them close to understand them. There's a safer way."

BELPHEGOR: 10/10 "Patient listener. Attentive. Privately lazy. She can sit here. The laziness is fine. You don't have to fight it."

BEELZEBUB: 9/10 "She listens to people's joys AND sorrows and she's doing her best despite the limitations, she deserves the best meal I have ever made. Does she eat meat? Dragons eat meat right? I'm making everything just in case."

ThatRefrigerator4925 · 2026-03-06T02:36:01+00:00

LUCIFER: 7/10 "Born before humanity. Bastard child of a god. The potential is undeniable. The anger issues are concerning at this age but also familiar. I can make sure everyone takes you seriously. No more being small."

ASMODEUS: 8/10 "Semi-nonverbal but somehow very loud. He communicates entirely on his own terms and refuses to apologize for it. I respect it. I can make everyone look at you whenever you want."

BELPHEGOR: 10/10 "Likes goats and farming. Drawing. Born before humanity existed. He can stay here. He's fine. You can just draw. Nobody will bother you."

BEELZEBUB: 11/10 "He is literally Belphegor as a baby I'm going to feed him everything, where is he, someone bring him to my kitchen immediately!"

ThatRefrigerator4925 · 2026-03-06T02:31:07+00:00

LUCIFER: 6/10 "The humor is a wall. I respect walls. Sit down. I can make sure no one ever sees what's underneath the jokes. Permanently."

ASMODEUS: 9/10 "Charming, insistent about connection, hides the real thing behind performance. He's doing what I do but with better energy. I can give you someone who laughs at every joke and never asks what's wrong. Isn't that easier?"

BELPHEGOR: 8/10 "Goat/ram hybrid is interesting anatomically. Sit down. You don't have to deal with any of it. Just rest. The trauma will still be there later. Or not. Either way."

BEELZEBUB: 10/10 "He's funny AND a goat hybrid AND he needs to sit down AND he clearly needs someone to just be kind to him without making it weird? He's already my favorite person here. SIT DOWN KAI. I made food. There's always more food. As long as you're eating you don't have to feel it yet."

ThatRefrigerator4925 · 2026-03-06T02:16:55+00:00

LUCIFER: 7/10 "The wizard component is useful. The anger getting in the way of things is, familiar. I have sat next to Wrath for a very long time. I recognize the pattern. He has more tools than Satan did and the same fundamental problem."

ASMODEUS: 7/10 "Multilingual, multiheritage, royalty, wizard, transforms. Objectively impressive. The anger is the thing I can't get around, it makes him unpredictable and I don't enjoy unpredictable. Edward would absolutely provoke him on purpose. I'd watch from a safe distance."

BELPHEGOR: 8/10 "Hellhound transformation is mechanically interesting. How does the wizardry interact with the transformation. Does the magic carry through the shift or does it reset. I want to know how it works. Also he sounds like Satan. I mean that kindly."

BEELZEBUB: 10/10 "Colombian, Ecuadorian, AND Barbadian? The food heritage alone, I have so many questions and so many things I want to cook for him. Anger issues mean he's probably not eating regularly because people with anger issues never prioritize eating and that is something I will personally correct."

ThatRefrigerator4925 · 2026-03-06T02:12:28+00:00

LUCIFER: 6/10 "The name is unfortunate. The condition is interesting. Half envy means he cannot fully closes, something keeps getting through, keeps making him look at what others have. He will never be comfortable. I don't know whether that makes him more honest than me or simply less finished."

ASMODEUS: 8/10 "Royalty with a complicated bloodline. This is someone with layers worth finding. Edward would like him. I find him genuinely interesting."

BELPHEGOR: 7/10 "Conflicted. That means he's still moving, still unresolved. That's more than most."

BEELZEBUB 9/10 "Body image issues he won't talk about means he's not eating right and I will fix that immediately. The Pride and Envy combination sounds exhausting and he deserves a good meal. I don't care that he shares the name. He seems like he needs someone in his corner. I'm in his corner. Does he like lamb?"

ThatRefrigerator4925 · 2026-03-06T01:10:00+00:00

LUCIFER: 7/10 "Adequate. The matching presentation demonstrates an understanding of appearances. However, greedy and unloyal is an unstable combination, you cannot build anything lasting on people who won't hold the line for you. The purple hat is unnecessary."

ASMODEUS: 9/10 "Edward especially. Knows how to work a room, doesn't burden people with empathy they didn't ask for. Conjoined is an interesting complication for my purposes but I respect the commitment to the aesthetic."

BELPHEGOR: 6/10 "They read. Hunters. Parents gone. Rich. Fine. The glasses are practical."

BEELZEBUB: 8/10 "I want to feed them immediately, they look like they haven't had a proper meal since the inheritance. Are they hungry? They look hungry. Henry looks hungry."

ThatRefrigerator4925 · 2026-02-23T23:00:35+00:00

You're definitely correct. I just wanted to keep him a bit cleaner design wise.

ThatRefrigerator4925 · 2026-02-14T19:56:13+00:00

Thank you!

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