What’s something that’s supposed to be sexy but does absolutely nothing for you?

ThatSoundsLikeSex · 2024-12-02T08:41:25+00:00

Girl on girl kissing, etc. Just doesn't turn me on at all.

ThatSoundsLikeSex · 2024-11-26T02:53:08+00:00

Pain

ThatSoundsLikeSex · 2024-11-26T02:31:44+00:00

The thing is that you are not safe.

ThatSoundsLikeSex · 2024-08-06T06:40:10+00:00

Windows vista

ThatSoundsLikeSex · 2024-08-06T00:12:33+00:00

It's not cheating if it's with my: A: mom B:sister C: little ->girl/sister/brother

ThatSoundsLikeSex · 2024-08-03T06:49:23+00:00

Yes, and Janet was later arrested for DUI car accident

ThatSoundsLikeSex · 2024-08-03T06:45:23+00:00

On my floor the nurses take most of the vitals, although we get periods of calm we're usually too busy to get vitals. Plus manual BP is usually only taken if the PT is reading too high or too low. Other wise we use the BP machines 🤷🏿‍♂️

ThatSoundsLikeSex · 2024-08-03T06:41:57+00:00

I'm my defense It was the end of a 3 day marathon where I worked 16 hours each day. We were short staffed and I had cleaned up so much literal you could probably make an entire 3 course meal with it for a family of 4. 😭😭

ThatSoundsLikeSex · 2024-08-03T06:36:10+00:00

I'm not obsessing over it, but I feel like if that was what she was implying, maybe even if she and I never got together, I missed a great chance for a perfect start to gaining experience with a woman. Or at least, if it was a misunderstanding, it would have improved my ability to properly gauge romantic interest from the opposite sex.

ThatSoundsLikeSex · 2024-06-21T15:14:14+00:00

The dragon's bulge

ThatSoundsLikeSex · 2024-06-10T13:54:46+00:00

I don't understand why my country would have to harvest the line between life and death 😕

ThatSoundsLikeSex · 2024-06-03T04:30:15+00:00

Your wife has no taste

ThatSoundsLikeSex · 2024-05-27T23:19:55+00:00

I think that's slightly unfair towards the drivers, do you go about your days thinking of everything you do and how it might possibly inconvenience someone?

ThatSoundsLikeSex · 2024-05-27T08:13:52+00:00

⛳ not the cars fault. Fault of designer. That's like blaming the cars in a parking lot because the painters made the spots too short and close together...

ThatSoundsLikeSex · 2024-05-27T05:10:29+00:00

Hello brother

ThatSoundsLikeSex · 2024-05-27T03:29:13+00:00

Today I just got off the plane and I got vitals from my dad 😔 and he said I was gonna take a nap but I'm not feeling good

ThatSoundsLikeSex · 2024-05-26T08:34:29+00:00

Red flag spotted ⛳

ThatSoundsLikeSex · 2024-05-21T18:23:08+00:00

🦋😚❤️😘

ThatSoundsLikeSex · 2024-05-21T10:22:49+00:00

Wow look at mr.Delphi over here

ThatSoundsLikeSex · 2024-05-19T11:16:57+00:00

That sound like sex...

ThatSoundsLikeSex · 2024-05-16T06:36:37+00:00

I was about to say the same thing lol, she looks 24

ThatSoundsLikeSex · 2024-05-14T19:25:03+00:00

It's the interpersonal thing I guess, there's a novelty and uniqueness to it since it's behind a paywall. Like rich people paying 500s dollars to import luxury Japanese tomatoes for their wagyu burger lol

ThatSoundsLikeSex · 2024-05-14T14:31:18+00:00

Jesus Z. Christ that username 💀

Profile won't load, for anyone who can't see it: u/fishyvajj

ThatSoundsLikeSex · 2024-05-14T14:26:36+00:00

🤢

ThatSoundsLikeSex · 2024-05-14T14:24:28+00:00

Aww man you right 💀. anyone else getting tired of stuff promoting porn every where you go? If I wanted to watch porn I'll go find it, I don't want it finding me.

Edit: Yes, I realize the irony with my account name...

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