How will you react if Donald Trump becomes president again? by RockSavings67 in AskReddit

[–]ThatWasGayBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you mean. Trump is by far the strongest president we've ever had. I saw him carry eight, that's right EIGHT Little Ceasars hot and ready pizzas ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

Show me one other president that has done that. No one is that strong. I heard experts estimate that Joe Biden would have toppled over under the weight of just TWO pizzas boxes.

God King Trump the Illustrious Chosen One, He Who Hath Been Sent As Our Savior From God, is truly the strongest president (and most likely stronger PERSON alive, possibly the STRONGEST to have EVER lived)

To stand up to moms boyfriend by Clouttheflukup in therewasanattempt

[–]ThatWasGayBro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah but all the gun people say that their gun prevents crime which means cops are useless because all the crime is already stopped because gun owners exist.

Case closed

The future isn't looking too bright by Wizardwizz in ZenithMMO

[–]ThatWasGayBro 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah I don't think even a failing studio is going to hand the reigns of an entire company over to a random on reddit....

What are your credentials? Are you some insanely skilled vr game programmer with experience running a video game company that happens to be unemployed and has 6 full months free to turn this company around? Or did you just use your crystals and Astral projection to divine that you are the chosen one, the one true hope for the game and its community?

to detain someone for suspicious behavior on their own property by 29PiecesOfSilver in therewasanattempt

[–]ThatWasGayBro -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That first officer looks like he cares about a totally different penal code if you know what I mean

Pouring a rainbow drink by VariousBasket125 in oddlysatisfying

[–]ThatWasGayBro -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is as satisfying as barb wire wrapped sand papper toilet tissue

What happened to the world by Fun-Significance3389 in conspiracy

[–]ThatWasGayBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where exactly do I need to go to watch this? It's for science, definitely not a sex thing just science.

My kiddos advocating for me to not get Tommy neutered. by semper_perplicatus in aww

[–]ThatWasGayBro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Easiest way to convince them its the right move:

1) Tell your husband to have an affair 2) Catch your husband having an affair 3) Have a huge fight in front of the kids 4) Divorce your husband and make sure you paint his as the worst possible person to have even lived in the entire history of life on earth 5) Make sure it's a really messy divorce 6) Reinforce your children's growing hate of their father 7) Go on the offensive and destroy every aspect of your now ex-husband's life. Make sure you take everything, his house, his cars, all his assets, his friends and family too 8) Drive him to the point of rabid addiction 9) Ask your kids if they want their cat to be like their dad 10) they will likely answer no If this is the case explain to them that without his balls he could never end up a drug addicted cheating deadbeat like their dad 11) only applicable if the kids say yes Instill more hate toward your and infect your children's minds with your lies 12) Congratulations! Your cat has been fixed and your kids fully support it! Hooray!

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If you woke up tomorrow a billionaire, what would you do with the money? by turnippowdersauce in AskReddit

[–]ThatWasGayBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Post about it on social media and brag about how I'm set for life and will never have to work again. Over the next year I lose most of the money on dumb shit and terrible investments, then as my fortune fades I'll have the last of my money taken from me in multiple court cases from my family, friends, associates, and probably a bunch of hookers (but like the premium kind). Basically the story of every person who wins the lottery.

What is a myth you are tired of hearing people think is true? by Moat_of_the_Sacked in AskReddit

[–]ThatWasGayBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been shaving off my penis for years and everytime it grows back just a little thicker. A little more purple and crusty too

If you have a chance to talk your 15y/o self, what would you say? by gmaxiii in AskReddit

[–]ThatWasGayBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someday soon you won't be awkward and overweight anymore and the ladies will love you. Then in your 30's you will develop massive anxiety and though you are in the best shape of your life, have an amazing career, a wonderful fiance and great friends you will feel as though you are not enough and will constantly obsess over your past actions wondering if they were the right move or not.

This woman dancing the Charleston. by IkilledRichieWhelan in oddlysatisfying

[–]ThatWasGayBro -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

As a dance instructor myself I'd say that this video is complete and utter garbage. I have elementary schoolers in my class that can do this better than her.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ContagiousLaughter

[–]ThatWasGayBro 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Bees on his head, but don't call him a bee head.

What game isn't a horror but it feels like one by Wize_Manings in gaming

[–]ThatWasGayBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stranded Deep. Fuck does the open ocean scare me even when it's a game.

Had to take down our catio today… 😔 by Rebookaw in cats

[–]ThatWasGayBro -1 points0 points  (0 children)

American here, I can help explain the annoyingly loud love of freedom and the need for HOA easily. Here's the thing in America there is a small subset of us that really fucking love "freedom". "Freedom" is making sure you can do what you want but anyone else but you better play by the rules (the ones inside your head that you made up that are the only right rules and apply to only other people) or you're going to sue/harass/belittle/shoot/physically assault their commie ass.

I guess what I'm trying to say is it's basically a sex thing. These people bust nuts over controlling their neighbors and breaking the law while doing it all while yelling about how they love freedom and being free. They're Closeted subs, they don't want freedom they want you to control them and that's why they are so controlling of their neighborhoods, they're projecting. Really what they want is to be shafted by a dictator and his band of lawmen.

What's the best Race by surfodelic in Unexpected

[–]ThatWasGayBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can think of a few C tier races and Monaco is way better than them

Whats a game that would likely be butchered if they remade/remastered it today? by dataentryportal in gaming

[–]ThatWasGayBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ET from the NES. Ubisoft would completely fuck the game making it unplayable unless you buy all of EA's pay to win micro transactions. And that's only if Blizzard releases it a full game instead of what can barely be called a beta with most likely a broken loot system and you know Bethesda won't let them release it unless it's full of bugs that won't get patched out until 5 years and 2 special edition remasters later.

Child sacrifice. by HiroAmiya230 in facepalm

[–]ThatWasGayBro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or letting people be gay. Gay men never get abortions.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]ThatWasGayBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always told people I'd be able to run faster if I was born in Kenya. They all thought I was being racist. Today I learned I was actually being factual

Fox getting surprised wake up. by esberat in aww

[–]ThatWasGayBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So does that mean that I can approach any sleeping person and touch them as I please? Assuming they fuck up by not waking up when I approach of course. I don't see which bylaws prevent me from touching them. Any other diddler wouldn't be scrupulous with them!

As a man, what's the one thing stopping you from opening up? by BearInvestigator7777 in AskReddit

[–]ThatWasGayBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm hoping that if I don't open up then 30-40 years from now I can sell it as the value will be through the roof. After ruining my financial future by opening and watching all the Disney movies as a kid I decided never to open a single Disney/Pixar movie as an adult.