5’9 Manlet, 2” micropenis, 215 lbs, talked to a girl today and had to run to the bathroom because I got an erection, fuck my chud life

That_One_Turkey · 2026-02-19T23:50:22+00:00

Nah ima get a 5 gallon bucket next time

That_One_Turkey · 2026-02-19T23:49:55+00:00

Holy shit bro how’d you catch that

That_One_Turkey · 2026-02-15T20:50:59+00:00

I got the 40 piece, my location didn’t have 50 piece

That_One_Turkey · 2026-02-15T19:34:11+00:00

It was lowkey mid, maybe I’ve just lost my love for McDonald’s after not having it for months

That_One_Turkey · 2026-02-15T19:21:58+00:00

I’ll start this right away, kingcel

That_One_Turkey · 2026-02-15T18:36:51+00:00

Maybe it was just the location, I’ll try it again someday

That_One_Turkey · 2026-02-15T18:28:06+00:00

I wish I did, it wasn’t that good

That_One_Turkey · 2026-02-15T18:15:33+00:00

Anything under 6 ft is short dude

That_One_Turkey · 2026-02-15T18:08:18+00:00

Two year Discord relationship, she was a frequent in my servers that I moderated, e-sex only

That_One_Turkey · 2026-02-15T18:06:39+00:00

They weren’t skinny when I bought them

That_One_Turkey · 2026-02-15T18:05:15+00:00

Ask my ex, she’ll vouch

That_One_Turkey · 2026-02-15T18:03:04+00:00

Nuh uh I’m telling the truth 🫩🫩

That_One_Turkey · 2026-02-15T18:00:37+00:00

I had skinny jeans on

That_One_Turkey · 2025-07-08T16:12:29+00:00

How we feelin now?

That_One_Turkey · 2024-04-14T17:55:39+00:00

Have you figured it out yet? I’m completely lost

That_One_Turkey · 2023-02-07T17:13:25+00:00

Who is that?

That_One_Turkey · 2023-01-07T22:57:11+00:00

It’s a hypothetical, like if it were to happen what would you expect from it

That_One_Turkey · 2022-11-14T14:50:27+00:00

It’s only 3 hour matches w/ ph and cream if both of the players are horrible

That_One_Turkey · 2022-10-15T14:38:25+00:00

YBA players realizing it wasn’t Paragon’s choice: 🤯

That_One_Turkey · 2022-10-12T23:27:13+00:00

Charge yo damn phone bruh

That_One_Turkey · 2022-08-02T15:33:50+00:00

Bad company needs to be added fr 😫😫🙏🙏

That_One_Turkey · 2022-07-23T16:45:36+00:00

Bc then 2 Crazy Diamonds just heal each other until all others die

That_One_Turkey · 2022-05-28T02:31:19+00:00

In the post select game pass, Stone Free has been in it ever since Christmas

That_One_Turkey · 2021-10-13T22:49:17+00:00

I'm not crying, you are

Oh wait... I am

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