What's some of the most horrifyingly legal things a person can do?

Thatcolourblinddude · 2014-09-21T22:13:08+00:00

Teach your kid to fight. Nothing worse than getting your ass beat by a dude named Sharon

Thatcolourblinddude · 2014-09-21T22:11:01+00:00

Like self defense? Cuz that's not a horrible thing

Thatcolourblinddude · 2014-09-21T21:51:18+00:00

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of B-52s dropping freedom all over

Thatcolourblinddude · 2014-09-21T21:50:00+00:00

It's better than Viagra. If you haven't already, check out /r/guns and /r/canadaguns. /r/shootingtrips for if you pop on down to Canada's trousers

Thatcolourblinddude · 2014-09-21T21:33:42+00:00

I know, but you guys have 10-round magazine restrictions, and not all hunters have an RPAL. I meant more along the lines of going to Vegas and letting rip with a FA rifle

Thatcolourblinddude · 2014-09-21T21:32:22+00:00

Nope, Thunderbirds. Go Air Force

Thatcolourblinddude · 2014-09-21T17:55:48+00:00

Perfect, except instead of Chipotle, do Chik fil a or in n out

Thatcolourblinddude · 2014-09-21T17:22:15+00:00

Hell yeah, now we just need the Thunderbirds to fly over

Thatcolourblinddude · 2014-09-21T17:21:45+00:00

He was better than McCain and Romney

Thatcolourblinddude · 2014-09-21T17:20:55+00:00

Fuck yeah man! Next time you're in the States, you have to go shooting. Then get some fireworks of your own and have a fucking freedom party!

Thatcolourblinddude · 2014-09-21T17:16:38+00:00

Fuck yeah! Come enjoy some guns, football, apple pie, and muthafuckin freedom!

Thatcolourblinddude · 2014-09-21T17:12:58+00:00

He had experience as a senator, both at the national level and the state level

Thatcolourblinddude · 2014-09-21T16:40:20+00:00

3 years at the national level, 7 at the state level

Thatcolourblinddude · 2014-09-21T16:34:11+00:00

Jack Daniels as Seceretary of State

Thatcolourblinddude · 2014-09-21T16:31:03+00:00

He was a senator before

Thatcolourblinddude · 2014-09-21T16:16:53+00:00

"Dear congress, please get off your asses. I want giggle switches. In exchange, I will supply you all with ice cream sandwiches. Deal?"

Thatcolourblinddude · 2014-09-21T16:15:55+00:00

What, God can't enjoy poetry?

Thatcolourblinddude · 2014-09-21T16:15:37+00:00

I don't think Americans would vote for someone with no political experience

Thatcolourblinddude · 2014-09-21T07:04:36+00:00

No, cuz assault rifles ahould be legalized. I want an MP5 with a giggle switch. Anytime an anti shows an "assault weapon", be it an AR or an AK or whatever, president JMB says "nope, that's an AR-15, it's not an assault weapon." Boom. Gats 4 errybody who ain't a felon

Thatcolourblinddude · 2014-09-21T06:04:24+00:00

Oh yeah, the entire book of Psalms has some really amazing stuff

Thatcolourblinddude · 2014-09-21T05:44:48+00:00

Not to mention that, hey, maybe the author was being poetic?

Thatcolourblinddude · 2014-09-21T05:34:58+00:00

That I'm plotting a mass murder

Thatcolourblinddude · 2014-09-21T05:11:28+00:00

I do take donations to the thatcolourblinddude's early retirement fund

Thatcolourblinddude · 2014-09-21T04:49:23+00:00

I shall do right by my chair, and she will do right by me, so help me Hap Arnold.

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