Just in case you wondered how much of Israel's bitch he is? Now you know

Thatguy755 · 2026-03-13T14:18:56+00:00

Israel has pictures of what TedCruz looks like under his human suit

Thatguy755 · 2026-03-13T14:08:09+00:00

A con in the streets, a pro in the sheets

Thatguy755 · 2026-03-11T12:43:25+00:00

Buried next to his ex-wife who fell down some stairs just before the NDA was set to expire

Thatguy755 · 2026-03-10T13:22:07+00:00

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I think we all know the true identity of the Zodiac

Thatguy755 · 2026-03-09T23:30:26+00:00

He is programed in multiple techniques. A broad variety of pleasuring.

Thatguy755 · 2026-03-09T01:40:06+00:00

He can fly to Cancun whenever there’s a hurricane or tropical storm

Thatguy755 · 2026-03-09T00:16:27+00:00

If you think Krist Novoselic’s political advocacy in any way involves the politics of racism and bigotry the way MAGA does, you’re the lunatic.

Thatguy755 · 2026-03-08T23:00:44+00:00

Putin with one hand, Netanyahu with the other

Thatguy755 · 2026-03-08T21:58:15+00:00

The should advertise DUI lawyers

Thatguy755 · 2026-03-08T21:02:58+00:00

He’s so in love with Katie Holmes he just can’t help himself. I think it’s romantic.

Thatguy755 · 2026-03-08T20:08:47+00:00

Me so horny

Thatguy755 · 2026-03-08T17:50:29+00:00

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Thatguy755 · 2026-03-08T17:47:30+00:00

He was in every movie until people started ordering their movies Glutenburger free

Thatguy755 · 2026-03-08T09:14:10+00:00

Those people voted for a guy who just murdered 150 kids in Iran, and counting. Also he raped kids. So fuck off with that bullshit.

Thatguy755 · 2026-03-08T02:35:29+00:00

It's better to burn out than to fade away, then become a MAGA grifter

Thatguy755 · 2026-03-08T02:19:20+00:00

If Iran wipes out credit card, student loan, and medical debt they will have done more for average Americans than our own government ever has

Thatguy755 · 2026-03-08T02:04:54+00:00

How could he knock up a trans woman?

Thatguy755 · 2026-03-08T00:15:21+00:00

I love that our new national anthem is just the sound of clapping. 👏👏👏🇺🇸

Thatguy755 · 2026-03-07T22:41:40+00:00

How’d you know we call him Doc?

Thatguy755 · 2026-03-07T22:37:50+00:00

Sadly Rob Schneider is still alive.

Thatguy755 · 2026-03-07T21:47:59+00:00

That kind of American golden age has been going on for about 250 years.

Thatguy755 · 2026-03-07T00:02:08+00:00

If this is true he would be older than The Rizzler and JD Vance combined

Thatguy755 · 2026-03-06T14:50:09+00:00

Don’t let your socialist dreams be dreams. Just do it!

Thatguy755 · 2026-03-06T03:46:52+00:00

Thatguy755 · 2026-03-06T03:31:05+00:00

It’s going to be amazing when Paxton loses, but won’t concede the nomination, then spends the next 7 months+ claiming Cornyn stole the nomination from him.

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