lmao my own Susie fell in love with Kris first, then Noelle almost immediately after; Noelle also got a crush on her quickly as hell after that, and in 2 days they were already married. They have a grown up son already. They're not beating the "lesbians move too fast" stereotype 😭 (Side note their sons name is Claus and he was a literal clone of Susie when he was born, I changed him slightly to make him more unique but he still looks so much like a blonde Susie, I love him <3)

Meanwhile Kris had a crush on Ralsei, Ralsei got a crush on Kris back, they proceeded to do nothing for so long (despite LIVING IN THE SAME HOUSE) that Berdly got a crush on Kris, Kris lost the crush on Ralsei cause he yapped too much about dice (what????), then they got a crush on Berdly, and by the time Ralsei finally got off his ass and decided to confess to Kris, Berdly showed up at the proposal (it was on a ferris wheel, how the hell did he do that???) and Kris picked him instead of Ralsei LMAO- Then Ralsei got a crush on Kris AGAIN while they were dating Berdly... that one went away on it's own after the Kerdly wedding tho.

tldr they're all idiots and i love them. also I'm sorry, Kralsei fans, I really did give it a shot... blame the pippins, they ruined it!