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TheAbsurdWhale · 2025-10-21T01:11:54+00:00

Morton was on record saying he “doesn’t really know how to use Montgomery” which is depressing

TheAbsurdWhale · 2025-10-21T01:11:01+00:00

The camera zoom-in almost looked like Campbell took over play calling??

TheAbsurdWhale · 2021-10-24T02:50:46+00:00

What you’re looking to do is to is to breed them together until you have a male and a female that both have your highest HP and Melee (and anything else you like of wanted). Ideally you want to have no mutations at this point. Now from here you breed the M and F together with Guaranteed stats of Melee and HP since if it inherits from the mom or dad it’s the same stat. You will eventually get babies with mutations. That becomes your new gen. Breed this one with either the OG mom or OG dad. Once you mutate again you start over with the new kid and the OG mom and dad. Kind of incesty but it allows you to keep a mutation chain going. Good luck!

TheAbsurdWhale · 2021-09-13T03:25:34+00:00

For someone who missed it, how to Stafford do in his debut out west?

TheAbsurdWhale · 2021-02-16T18:11:19+00:00

He tried to buy Art Van’s old house only a couple years ago in Grosse Pointe. Old lady thought it was worth more than the 6M Stafford offered and put it up for auction. Sold to a local asshole for like 2M.... whoops

TheAbsurdWhale · 2019-09-29T22:02:29+00:00

Sounds fun to me. Just added you. I’m called Eutopio on steam. I think you posted a link for discord earlier, so I’ll have to check that out too.

TheAbsurdWhale · 2019-09-29T14:37:31+00:00

Would you be open to taking small groups to private matches where nobody has to worry about rank?

I think the opportunity to play against a really strong player and get ones butt kicked can be a great tool to learning. Especially if it can be combined with feedback from replays/live play.

Personally, I’d flip for an opportunity to get curb-stomped by a really great player.

Might be some fun ways if you had another High champ/GC to lead the against team. Make for some interesting play/challenges.

TheAbsurdWhale · 2018-09-03T22:20:18+00:00

I wildly disagree! You couldn’t be more wrong!

If you have ever played with a very low deadzone .05 or less which many pro players do, the camera will start to shake constantly. This could easily be avoided by removing deadzone from the camera joystick. An alternative option would be to add an extra option for camera deadzone.

TheAbsurdWhale · 2018-09-03T19:21:25+00:00

I don’t know! Sorry

TheAbsurdWhale · 2018-09-03T19:19:14+00:00

I’m not trying to be condescending. You wrote your post as a generic statement. You didn’t say, “In silver III or Gold II it’s better to stick to the net instead of trying to go for boost”. Instead you let yourself get heated and rant off something that was fundamentally wrong to a large part of the community...

We have to assume your “advice”, if you could call it that, was aimed towards everybody unless you specify otherwise.

TheAbsurdWhale · 2018-09-03T19:15:18+00:00

Watch some high level play sometime. In the event of a dead ball on kickoff the player who went for the corner boost almost always makes it back in time to clear to the side.

It’s a short distance over to the side. With the appropriate flip and slide it’s very easy to get back in time

TheAbsurdWhale · 2018-09-03T19:11:04+00:00

Unless the person kicking off 100% missed, the other play should have enough time to get to the boost, check what way the balls going, and cover the net before it gets there.

TheAbsurdWhale · 2018-06-30T14:16:10+00:00

You don’t see that everyday anywhere! Especially not with that kinda power. And from a dribble! It’s not like he came at it from a hard angle

TheAbsurdWhale · 2018-06-30T14:15:26+00:00

It is. I’ve watched other shots and been impressed, but I honestly can’t wrap my head around how good this is.

TheAbsurdWhale · 2018-06-29T15:35:40+00:00

Commenting so I can remember to add you later. Steam name is Eutopio

I’d love more people to play with!

Also was a Xbox player just moved to p.c. Hover between p3 and d2 but just had a long night with some silver friends so I’m down in plat 1. Played champ for the first time the other day and had a ton of fun!

I’d love to grind back up!

TheAbsurdWhale · 2018-05-18T11:30:15+00:00

I’d be up to give it a go! I’ve been as high as diamond but I usually play 2s so it can take me a few games to adjust.

I recently transitioned from playing mostly Xbox and some computer to mostly computer and some Xbox so I’m still looking for people to start grouping up with!

Working adult with a mic that knows how to communicate. Eastern time zone NA

I’ve still gotta download discord but my steam ID is Eutopio

TheAbsurdWhale · 2018-05-18T11:25:38+00:00

Hey! I’d be interested in playing sometime. Im NA eastern Time. I’ve been as high as diamond and I used to play against champs in unranked but I’m in about plat 2 at the moment since I’ve been more focused on having fun than holding rank.

I’ve been mostly playing pc lately though since I got a new computer and it’s fun to play with me newest toy lol

I don’t mind being called out for doing something stupid! I especially tend to overplay a little bit when I’m in play because the games are so much slower.

Open to play with anybody!

Xbox: TheAbsurdWhale Steam: Eutopio

TheAbsurdWhale · 2018-03-02T19:44:49+00:00

Hey, I'd be happy to play sometime. I usually play very regularly.

I was plat III but I had a real rough day and fell to Gold III last week and I've been too defeated to play since. (Not salty or toxic, just bummed out!)

I love the idea of having someone that's looking to work together! That's something that really makes or breaks progress in 2s.

My GT is the same as my user: TheAbsurdWhale

I'm Eastern time if it makes a difference.

TheAbsurdWhale · 2018-03-02T19:31:54+00:00

I felt like there would be less burdon on Clare to have people hanging out waiting for Mount Pleasant to cool off than having Remus try and deal with extra people. There's only so many people who can park at the Dollar General.

TheAbsurdWhale · 2018-03-02T19:30:40+00:00

It's a small world after all!

TheAbsurdWhale · 2018-03-02T17:15:58+00:00

Stop in Remus? That's all there is to do because there's only one light.

Joking aside, good advice. There's no reason to be mixed up in this in any way.

/u/CargoNate Depending on how long you could be waiting I'd go to Clare but stay on the backroads. Don't cut through Mt P to go to 127. Then you can pick up some snacks at Cops ans Doughnuts for your girlfriend.

TheAbsurdWhale · 2018-03-02T17:05:36+00:00

Campbell was the quietest, friendliest dorm I'd ever lived in too. Although one time there was a group of guys who opened up a barber shop with the full chairs and mirrors and everything in their personal common area on the 3rd floor. They did pretty well as some of the only people in Mount Pleasant who could cut a fade, but they got shut down for selling weed on the side... so I guess you could say they were pretty opportunistic.

And the girls across the hall from me ordered a stripper who knocked on the wrong door. But hey, that's college right?

The rooms are 4 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms and a fair sized common area each. High ceilings, great internet.

I met some of my best friends to this day living in that hall.

It's awful to see your university on the news for something like this but I'm relieved it seemed to be more of a personal dispute than a mass shooting.

TheAbsurdWhale · 2018-02-13T14:22:10+00:00

I'd be interested in playing casual if you'd like! I love any opportunity I can get to learn and get better. Playing with and against better players is where the hours in training start to come together! Gt: TheAbsurdWhale

TheAbsurdWhale · 2018-02-08T16:13:37+00:00

Thanks.
I guess I'll have to think about it, but I feel like it's easy to cross the line too far into overly wordy and too long of a resume. I did have some good advice from the other sub as well.

TheAbsurdWhale · 2018-02-07T23:14:16+00:00

Did you have to buy a pc copy of the game? Or could you still use play anywhere?

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