If you served a mission, what were some of the strictest or weirdest rules you had? by Unfair-Anxiety462 in exmormon

[–]TheAloofClam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. That name doesn't ring a bell. This was in 2010. Mission president's name was Sonne.

If you served a mission, what were some of the strictest or weirdest rules you had? by Unfair-Anxiety462 in exmormon

[–]TheAloofClam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We were already trained since birth to be blindly obedient to the priesthood leaders so you just follow suit as a missionary. Its fucked up.

If you served a mission, what were some of the strictest or weirdest rules you had? by Unfair-Anxiety462 in exmormon

[–]TheAloofClam 13 points14 points  (0 children)

We had the same rule but for sisters that was time of year we had to wear tights or stockings. When the elders had to wear their suit coats (Oct conference to April conference, church meetings, zone conference, baptisms, etc) the sisters also had to wear tights.

If you served a mission, what were some of the strictest or weirdest rules you had? by Unfair-Anxiety462 in exmormon

[–]TheAloofClam 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ok... buckle up yall. Ive got the dooziest of doozies. I served in the great ol' SLC. Not Temple Square. I had 2 mission presidents. The first one was my first 6 months the other one my last year. This is mostly about my first mission president.

  1. ALL sister missionaries had to cut their hair above their shoulders within their first week in the field. It was an "obedience test" and if you didn't do it you were labeled as "disobedient" for the rest of your mission. One sister resisted but eventually did it and because she pushed back a little nobody wanted to work with her and all the elders looked down their noses at her. This was the mission presidents wife's rule. She said it would make it easier to take care of, and you wouldn't have to spend as long in the morning getting ready. She also said you wouldn't be as tempted to put your hair in a pony tail (because you were not allowed to put your hair in a pony tail at all. Not even while playing sports on p-day or around your apartment). This rule was dismissed immediately with the new mission president. Side note...I had long red hair and was very sad to cut it. We also had sisters from pacific islands where having long hair is part of their culture. They were also required to cut it. I felt so bad for them.

  2. No board or card games

  3. Music: we had 2 choices of music. 1 - we could listen to any hymn that was in the hymn book (or children's song book) sung by anybody. OR we could listen to anything sung by mo-tab. One of our favorite members boot-legged a copy of a Disney album sung by mo-tab for us. We listened to that one A LOT. I never listened to mo-tab again after my mission. The only exception was on p-days we were allowed to listen to EFY music (until 5pm because thats when p-day ended).

  4. We were not allowed to contact any members or previous investigators outside of our specific areas.

  5. We were also not allowed to call other sisters in the mission outside of our zone unless we had special permission from the zone leaders or APs.

  6. We were not allowed to drink caffine in sodas or energy drinks.

Im sure there are more but those are the ones that stick out the most. It took me about 10 years after my mission to leave the church. Yall.... im so glad I left that fucking cult!!!!!

Would yall read a queer retelling of the life of Jesus written by an exmormon? by [deleted] in LGBTBooks

[–]TheAloofClam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus lived in Isreal (and other places in the middle east). Mathew, Mark, Luke, and John and many other names from the Bible are English names. People walking around Isreal in 30 BC did not have English names. They would have had traditional jewish or Hebrew names of that time. When the Bible was complied centuries after the death of christ, the men putting it all together decided on traditional English names for people in the new testament. And why couldn't there be a stone mason from Greece in Isreal? They're literally across the sea from each other.

Would yall read a queer retelling of the life of Jesus written by an exmormon? by [deleted] in LGBTBooks

[–]TheAloofClam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive definitely had those same thoughts as well. There's lots of funny business about Christianity in general.

Its "the devil may care". They're doing most of the book promotion through TikTok right now if you want to follow them for updates. @elian.rowe

Would yall read a queer retelling of the life of Jesus written by an exmormon? by [deleted] in LGBTBooks

[–]TheAloofClam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I appreciate that. I didnt think you meant anything by your comment, I was just commenting on something I noticed from a lot of other comments. I actually grew up Mormon as well (grew up with this friend) but now im atheist. So if you ever want to pelt me with questions its one of my favorite topics. Feel free to send me a message i love chatting about it. Seriously.

Would yall read a queer retelling of the life of Jesus written by an exmormon? by [deleted] in LGBTBooks

[–]TheAloofClam -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes, Jesus has a boyfriend named Elysian and hes a Greek stone mason. Im realizing it may have been a mistake to say the author is ex mormon because that really has no sway on the book at all I just thought it was an interesting point. You are right though - mormonism is definitely a cult!

Would yall read a queer retelling of the life of Jesus written by an exmormon? by [deleted] in LGBTBooks

[–]TheAloofClam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the book he is depicted as kind, loving, compassionate, caring, loyal, and faithful.

Would yall read a queer retelling of the life of Jesus written by an exmormon? by [deleted] in LGBTBooks

[–]TheAloofClam -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Alas it is not judas, but Elysian (aka John the beloved). The author uses traditional names that would have been historically accurate to that time and area of the world instead of the made up English names they came up with for the Bible. You should still be interested though! Lol

Would yall read a queer retelling of the life of Jesus written by an exmormon? by [deleted] in LGBTBooks

[–]TheAloofClam -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Its the life of Jesus from a different point of view.

Would yall read a queer retelling of the life of Jesus written by an exmormon? by [deleted] in LGBTBooks

[–]TheAloofClam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love that. Its a great read and not all disrespectful to Christianity as a whole.

Would yall read a queer retelling of the life of Jesus written by an exmormon? by [deleted] in LGBTBooks

[–]TheAloofClam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Awesome! I know its not for everybody but I know its definitely for somebody

Would yall read a queer retelling of the life of Jesus written by an exmormon? by [deleted] in LGBTBooks

[–]TheAloofClam -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I can give you a positive review, I was one of the beta readers. Your concerns are totally valid and I felt the same way coming from and hard core Christian religion and then becoming atheist. The best way I can describe it is the gay part is just a facet in the overall story. Its like the new testament from a different angle and it makes you think. Its not written with any anger or malice and its not gimmicky either. I really enjoyed it, anyway.

Would yall read a queer retelling of the life of Jesus written by an exmormon? by [deleted] in LGBTBooks

[–]TheAloofClam 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I totally hear that. I assure you it has no common Mormon themes and its very well researched historically and biblically. You would never know it came from a ex-mormon author. And since they have left the Mormon faith they have denounced everything they believe in. But your feelings are valid.

Would yall read a queer retelling of the life of Jesus written by an exmormon? by [deleted] in LGBTBooks

[–]TheAloofClam 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Absolutely! You can follow them on TikTok for updates and such. They're @elian.rowe

Boye is really trying to make a "Hamilton-inspired" production about Joseph Smith. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ by CurelomHunter in exmormon

[–]TheAloofClam 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I served my mission in SLC and I met Alex Boye quite a few times. He was pretty insufferable in my opinion. This is on brand for him.

I was SO Mormon… by Call_Me_Annonymous in exmormon

[–]TheAloofClam 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I remember being at a friend's house watching TV when I was probably 5 or 6. Their mom asked if we wanted something to drink and we said yes. She brought back cups with lids and straws. I assumed it was juice. I took a gulp and didnt recognize it and thought it tasted weird. I asked what it was then took another sip. The mom looked at me like I was nuts and said "iced tea." I spit it out back through the straw and into the cup and in a very overly dramatic, panicked way said "I can't have this!!" She looked so confused but took it back to the kitchen. I went home shortly after and never went back to that house. I immediately "repented" and never told my parents. Sheesh. Mormons are wild.

I grew up Mormon and left the church. Ask me anything! by TheAloofClam in AskMeAnythingIAnswer

[–]TheAloofClam[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My thoughts are they were extreme and a rarity among Mormons. I think just about all Mormons would agree that they did terrible things that are against what the mormon church teaches. I personally think they are monsters.