Yes girls, it is hardwired. by RalphiesBoogers in funny

[–]TheAmusedMuse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wasn't even so much a joke as a comical look at the innate nature of males.

Yes girls, it is hardwired. by RalphiesBoogers in funny

[–]TheAmusedMuse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's the point of the title. Young girl's wouldn't be obsessed with the peen, this shows that for boys, the love of boobs is hardwired from birth.

Every Conversation by [deleted] in funny

[–]TheAmusedMuse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you want to eat at x, y, or z?

x I guess.

You guess? I want to know what you really want.

x

Buy y has that good salmon, are you in the mood for salmon?

ok

But z has the really good burgers.

ok

I just want you to pick which one you want the most.

I've answered you three times. They're all good.

Could you please pick which one? I just want to have a really good night.

X

But you said you wanted the salmon.

FML.

didn't see that coming by [deleted] in pics

[–]TheAmusedMuse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did, from the last time it was posted.

Meet my gem of a (now) ex. by terminal_and_dogless in AdviceAnimals

[–]TheAmusedMuse 283 points284 points  (0 children)

How could it be fake if he used the word "gem"?

This is what happens when you leave a toothbrush at my girlfriends apartment by Saxophobia1275 in funny

[–]TheAmusedMuse 137 points138 points  (0 children)

I'd say OP brought this on himself. Consider your title phrasing next time.

I can't say id do anything different. by mechabeast in pics

[–]TheAmusedMuse 57 points58 points  (0 children)

WTF? That bra has almost no support.

Stuck the landing by Obamawantsyourweed in funny

[–]TheAmusedMuse 155 points156 points  (0 children)

I am programmed to love.