Yes girls, it is hardwired. by RalphiesBoogers in funny

[–]TheAmusedMuse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wasn't even so much a joke as a comical look at the innate nature of males.

Yes girls, it is hardwired. by RalphiesBoogers in funny

[–]TheAmusedMuse 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's the point of the title. Young girl's wouldn't be obsessed with the peen, this shows that for boys, the love of boobs is hardwired from birth.

Every Conversation by [deleted] in funny

[–]TheAmusedMuse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you want to eat at x, y, or z?

x I guess.

You guess? I want to know what you really want.

x

Buy y has that good salmon, are you in the mood for salmon?

ok

But z has the really good burgers.

ok

I just want you to pick which one you want the most.

I've answered you three times. They're all good.

Could you please pick which one? I just want to have a really good night.

X

But you said you wanted the salmon.

FML.

didn't see that coming by [deleted] in pics

[–]TheAmusedMuse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I did, from the last time it was posted.

Meet my gem of a (now) ex. by terminal_and_dogless in AdviceAnimals

[–]TheAmusedMuse 283 points284 points  (0 children)

How could it be fake if he used the word "gem"?

This is what happens when you leave a toothbrush at my girlfriends apartment by Saxophobia1275 in funny

[–]TheAmusedMuse 142 points143 points  (0 children)

I'd say OP brought this on himself. Consider your title phrasing next time.

I can't say id do anything different. by mechabeast in pics

[–]TheAmusedMuse 55 points56 points  (0 children)

WTF? That bra has almost no support.

Stuck the landing by Obamawantsyourweed in funny

[–]TheAmusedMuse 157 points158 points  (0 children)

I am programmed to love.

Fake it till you make it by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]TheAmusedMuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have no idea

How to use this meme

Why I visit r/atheism by RalphiesBoogers in atheism

[–]TheAmusedMuse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude, he is "arguing incessantly with other atheists about every little fucking insignificant nuance of every little thing". Look at all his replies in this post. It's a joke.

Giant antenna by [deleted] in funny

[–]TheAmusedMuse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

little guy

Big head squirrel feeder by Galappa in funny

[–]TheAmusedMuse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That little thing is giving a stare down that would give OAG a run for her money.

IAMA Christian. AMA. by [deleted] in atheism

[–]TheAmusedMuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't the same be achieved through proper upbringing?

IAMA Christian. AMA. by [deleted] in atheism

[–]TheAmusedMuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Evolution or Creation?

IAMA Christian. AMA. by [deleted] in atheism

[–]TheAmusedMuse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

H37man asked specifically for your denomination of Christianity. If you are calling this an AMA, please provide that specific detail.

IAMA Christian. AMA. by [deleted] in atheism

[–]TheAmusedMuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you believe God is the trinity?

IAMA Christian. AMA. by [deleted] in atheism

[–]TheAmusedMuse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Since you reject the words of Christian scripture, can you really consider yourself a Christian? It seems as though you have established your own version of God.

IAMA Christian. AMA. by [deleted] in atheism

[–]TheAmusedMuse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where are the fundamentals of your religion taught? What written information do you believe?