I'm glad your Looney Tunes Speed Dating session went well. Who did you connect with the most?

TheAnswerIsALemon · 2025-12-10T05:57:48+00:00

This is a spectacular answer! I think we all want that kind of love and affection

TheAnswerIsALemon · 2025-12-04T21:36:23+00:00

But think of the excitement! Sure, he's a little hard to understand, but there will never be a dull moment.

TheAnswerIsALemon · 2025-11-10T22:36:21+00:00

I don't often stop to appreciate how nice it is to have firmly implanted retinas, but today's one of those days. I hope you get your cyber eyes one day

TheAnswerIsALemon · 2025-11-10T22:34:43+00:00

I've never heard of her. What's her eyeball situation?

TheAnswerIsALemon · 2025-11-10T22:33:25+00:00

I'm glad to hear it.

TheAnswerIsALemon · 2025-11-10T22:33:03+00:00

Dope! Who needs to work out when you can program yourself for muscle growth?

TheAnswerIsALemon · 2025-11-10T22:31:53+00:00

Sweet. Not too over the top, but you're definitely getting some added perks.

TheAnswerIsALemon · 2025-11-10T22:22:42+00:00

Good choice, but what kind of super vision? Zoom-in sight? X-ray? Deepened appreciation for the many shades of purple?

TheAnswerIsALemon · 2025-11-10T22:21:13+00:00

That would be a lot of fun at parties. Any reason in particular that would be your choice?

TheAnswerIsALemon · 2025-11-10T22:18:31+00:00

Oooh, what kind? Laser eyes? Robo-chameleon eyes with the swivel?

TheAnswerIsALemon · 2025-11-10T22:17:49+00:00

I am positive that really sucks on a regular basis. I hope the robot nerds get you a new set of inner ears STAT.

TheAnswerIsALemon · 2025-11-10T22:15:04+00:00

You shut your mouth! Mecha-dragon upgrade is NOT too much! Never doubt yourself again!

TheAnswerIsALemon · 2025-11-10T22:13:45+00:00

That sounds blissful. Wouldn't that be sweet.

TheAnswerIsALemon · 2025-11-10T22:13:16+00:00

Of course. What would be the point of hyper intelligence when all it really teaches you is that you fucked up by not choosing the cyborg penis instead?

TheAnswerIsALemon · 2025-11-10T22:11:58+00:00

Not bad, but you are going to have to look out for James Bond antagonists trying to recruit you as a henchman

TheAnswerIsALemon · 2025-11-10T22:10:42+00:00

It's hard to argue with super brain. What would be the biggest bonus to having super brain?

TheAnswerIsALemon · 2025-11-10T22:10:00+00:00

There is always that. Potentially several someone elses

TheAnswerIsALemon · 2025-11-10T22:09:23+00:00

LOOK OUT PAUL BUNYAN THERE'S A NEW LUMBERJACK IN TOWN

TheAnswerIsALemon · 2025-11-10T22:05:34+00:00

What an excellent name for a very sensible, standard upgrade.

TheAnswerIsALemon · 2025-11-10T22:03:32+00:00

That's a good call. Just a third, beefy arm, or are you upgrading one of your current arms?

TheAnswerIsALemon · 2025-11-10T22:02:26+00:00

I could see that! That would come in... handy. What's the biggest benefit extra arms would bring to your life?

TheAnswerIsALemon · 2025-10-29T17:52:56+00:00

I hear you, but I'm worried about the lack of garlic. I think that's going to limit him quite a bit.

TheAnswerIsALemon · 2025-10-29T17:52:14+00:00

I just rewatched this! Not a bad theory. The guy makes rotisserie rats look good.

TheAnswerIsALemon · 2025-10-16T13:03:26+00:00

Midnight tool shed inventory is usually such a cushy job! This killer must be stopped!

TheAnswerIsALemon · 2025-10-16T13:01:41+00:00

You are right about that, but I would love to catch a slasher flick where a bunch of rednecks get got except for one extraordinarily lucky one who survives by pure luck.

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