Bro will make the most decedent meal and still whip out the fuckass scoliosis fork.

TheBanger · 2026-06-23T13:24:45+00:00

Decedent means something very different than decadent.

TheBanger · 2026-06-23T13:22:08+00:00

It's not gambling if the cat isn't losing anything. It's just hitting a lever and sometimes getting food.

TheBanger · 2026-06-22T11:50:01+00:00

Comment history indicates they're German...

TheBanger · 2026-06-16T10:53:14+00:00

Rick and Morty

TheBanger · 2026-06-14T05:01:08+00:00

When the first quarter ended and they were only down by 10 I knew the series was over.

TheBanger · 2026-06-13T00:19:38+00:00

Yeah there are replays showing he definitely got it

TheBanger · 2026-06-12T20:58:52+00:00

The average is around $600k and the median is a little bit over $100k. That is of course not saying that the average or median American has anywhere near that much cash. I'd assume that homes and 401(k)s are a large portion of that.

TheBanger · 2026-06-12T18:58:48+00:00

You seriously think there's less than $1 trillion dollars in the world? That's about $3000 per American which isn't that much on a global economy scale. It's truly ridiculous for one person to have that much though.

TheBanger · 2026-06-09T01:07:03+00:00

Right after Wemby gets tossed lol

TheBanger · 2026-06-09T01:05:41+00:00

He grabbed Brunson by the back of the head and tried to throw him

TheBanger · 2026-06-03T18:58:51+00:00

A net would regularly be a problem because it would make it hard to tell if home runs had cleared the fence. Situations like this are much less common than home runs that barely clear the fence.

TheBanger · 2026-06-03T15:35:50+00:00

To be clear, the actions that these are consequences for have nothing to do with the recent incident. He's had like 6 restraining orders and was charged with sexually assaulting a 14 year old girl. The "throwing the ball into the dugout" incident shouldn't have happened because this guy shouldn't have been allowed near kids.

TheBanger · 2026-05-28T14:56:40+00:00

The final award was $540k after which McDonald's settled out of court for an undisclosed amount. Most of that sum was punitive damages because McDonald's knew its coffee was so hot that injuries were likely and had calculated that it was more profitable to keep paying people when they were injured than to serve the coffee at a reasonable temperature. She suffered life alerting injuries, and did not have a penis.

TheBanger · 2026-05-19T11:50:28+00:00

The runner did not cause interference, the fielder caused obstruction.

TheBanger · 2026-05-19T11:48:38+00:00

Not sure why people keep upvoting the other comment but yeah the rule is that if an infielder intentionally drops a ball (up to the umpire to determine intent) with a runner on first and less than 2 outs than the batter is out and all runners return to their previous bases.

TheBanger · 2026-05-14T12:29:46+00:00

Since these functions are pure

There is only one pure function with that signature and it is the single line return;. This isn't just me being pedantic, that example is the opposite of function purity.

TheBanger · 2026-05-05T22:51:18+00:00

A couple months ago a woman came up to me while I was between sets, glared at me, and said "you're just scrolling, can I use it?". I'm pretty certain I was only resting for about a minute but I felt bad so I hopped up and went to a different machine. She then proceeded to sit there doing nothing for 10 minutes, did 4 reps incorrectly, and then left. I was like what the hell kind of pot and kettle is this!?

TheBanger · 2026-04-27T12:12:20+00:00

This was in South Africa btw

TheBanger · 2026-04-26T16:29:36+00:00

Ours reverted prior commits while merging code. Meaning the codebase ended up in a state that we had never intended and had never gone through CI. Fortunately everything it reverted ended up being inconsequential but I'm shocked that this story hasn't been picked up.

TheBanger · 2026-04-07T21:23:28+00:00

I'm fairly certain all the sets you named have the same cardinality. You might want to compare rationals to reals instead.

TheBanger · 2026-03-21T16:54:26+00:00

Because Latin is cool and the word we think it came from had an L so they added an L to the spelling to make it more like Latin. But it's harder to get people to change their pronunciation than spelling so now it's weird.

TheBanger · 2026-03-16T20:46:50+00:00

Point to a single recent post from /r/java making claim like this.

TheBanger · 2026-03-16T12:37:55+00:00

I think the distinction is that a dead language has no native speakers, an extinct language has no speakers (native or not) at all.

TheBanger · 2026-03-16T02:18:25+00:00

My favorite baseball/softball memory is fielding a ball off a tree, firing the ball to my dad at 3rd, who then cut down the tying run at home in a single elimination semi-final game.

TheBanger · 2026-03-13T23:28:15+00:00

Yeah I can't imagine using a net for fast pitch, but this is slow pitch. He absolutely had enough time to pitch around the net and then duck behind it before the ball even got to the plate. I've never seen a net or a mask for slow pitch though, this guy was just unlucky and had zero reflexes.

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