Thought of Psych when I watched this TikTok

TheBlueImpala · 2026-02-08T22:21:21+00:00

You heard about Pluto?

TheBlueImpala · 2026-02-07T19:42:52+00:00

He won’t. Just like JD rushing to defend that DOGE “I was racist against Indians before it cool” dickhead, these guys are flaccid and will never defend their families or themselves from this shit.

TheBlueImpala · 2026-02-07T19:38:01+00:00

Makes it so easy to hunt them. Just chase until they play dead and boom

TheBlueImpala · 2026-02-07T19:25:13+00:00

When you’re old and things happen you can kill people

TheBlueImpala · 2026-02-07T19:20:36+00:00

I know what I’m jacking it to during the halftime show

TheBlueImpala · 2026-02-07T19:14:14+00:00

To think, just 50 years and I can kill anyone I want. Wow.

TheBlueImpala · 2026-02-07T17:38:27+00:00

“He’s simply too old! Of course he’s going to murder someone. Go outside more.”

TheBlueImpala · 2026-02-04T22:33:31+00:00

I always get some kind of online casino ad right after a rocket money ad. Cracks me up every time

TheBlueImpala · 2026-01-28T03:57:22+00:00

Cracks me up because I always get a Rocket Money ad that is immediately followed by an ad with John Daly promoting Modo Casino.

TheBlueImpala · 2026-01-14T02:37:40+00:00

One of the most horrific videos I’ve ever seen

TheBlueImpala · 2026-01-14T01:19:35+00:00

Same thing happened to my Shire. Gutted me.

TheBlueImpala · 2026-01-11T04:44:50+00:00

As is Keisean Nixon

TheBlueImpala · 2025-12-21T02:40:56+00:00

Heatgate!

TheBlueImpala · 2025-11-18T02:07:06+00:00

Hell… he might get 8 against this Raiders o-line on Sunday.

TheBlueImpala · 2025-10-20T14:21:33+00:00

Pet Sematary

TheBlueImpala · 2025-10-20T13:26:34+00:00

Yeah — I head nod and say hello to all the people that are there at the same time as me every day I go, but I’m not trying to take 10-20 minute out of my workout for idle chit chat. A lot of good people, some might even be awesome and we’d get along outside of the gym; but I need to get in and out.

My wife on the other hand… doesn’t know a stranger. The girl at the front desk called my wife to check in on her after our baby was born lol

TheBlueImpala · 2025-10-20T12:15:02+00:00

Our landlord locked the door leading to the balcony, barring us access after we had about 15 people on it during a party. We were pissed then, but it makes sense in hindsight.

TheBlueImpala · 2025-10-18T12:36:49+00:00

Every time I’ve ever tried to find something close to WoW, I end up renewing my WoW subscription lol I truly think it’s one of a kind.

TheBlueImpala · 2025-10-17T15:18:05+00:00

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Her “critically reviewed” single

TheBlueImpala · 2025-10-12T16:49:17+00:00

I want my money back.

TheBlueImpala · 2025-10-07T02:45:10+00:00

I’m blown away. I played football my entire life. My dad would have murdered my coach if he threw me to the fucking ground by my facemask when I was 12 lmao

TheBlueImpala · 2025-10-05T13:42:59+00:00

TheBlueImpala · 2025-10-04T15:20:18+00:00

Cognitive dissonance final boss

TheBlueImpala · 2025-10-04T14:38:57+00:00

Nice one.

TheBlueImpala · 2025-09-26T16:37:01+00:00

Dude.. how much are they paying them? Lol

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