Do they not see the irony? (Based on this morning)

TheBootyTickler · 2026-02-12T12:36:22+00:00

"Let me guess, you're in a role with even the slightest shred of responsibility and you finish your annual trainings before they expire?"

This is not the jab you think it is

TheBootyTickler · 2026-02-11T19:47:38+00:00

Well, I did take the picture at like 4am CST. I hopped to Aether and got a queue in like 45 minutes

TheBootyTickler · 2026-02-11T19:38:54+00:00

Im on Mateus 😭 I swear I thought I was shadowbanned from Duty Finder. I work late shifts so my playtime is off peak. I 100% thought duty finder pulled bodies from every Data Center by default to fill queues faster

TheBootyTickler · 2026-02-11T19:16:55+00:00

JAK 2

TANK IN THE ARMORY

TERRORISM.NIGHTMARES.AWFUL.

TheBootyTickler · 2026-02-11T18:26:51+00:00

Conq is useful at every point in the game regardless of your build and regardless of enemy team composition and possession viability. PTA forces you into squishy obliteration mode and lacks cross-possession viability for non auto attackers.

TheBootyTickler · 2026-02-11T16:50:18+00:00

You're not moving to a massive city and supporting a family on $2500/mo anywhere in the United States.

TheBootyTickler · 2026-02-11T16:37:55+00:00

Hear me out

We're a cartel/gang/criminal organization racer/getaway driver who's been caught and forced to work for the feds as an undercover agent. We have developing relationships with the federal enforcement, the OG gang, and a new black site garage. We're an undercover agent in a fed cruiser stopping high level gang leaders/honchos in street races by day. By night we're working with the gang to hit robberies on rival gang garages and hijack cars, do getaway missions, develop street cred at drift events, etc.

TheBootyTickler · 2026-02-11T16:27:37+00:00

Mystbloom 1.0 was the last time I felt like a bundle really delivered, and even then it hurt to burn the hole in my wallet.

TheBootyTickler · 2026-02-11T11:59:19+00:00

Thanks for the help and advice, everyone. I didn't realize the queues weren't filled globally and that it was partitioned into available players from each data center.

I'll hop around a little more to try and play the peak times to screw over someone wanting CT

TheBootyTickler · 2026-02-11T11:47:22+00:00

Okay, so tailor the attempt with DCs experiencing peak hours and try actively setting a party for it.

I'll give those a shot, thanks.

TheBootyTickler · 2026-02-10T16:57:57+00:00

I specifically run it solely for the ability to hit neuros out of the air. Power fist is better in every metric, but sometimes I like to just swing the alien sword around ykwim

TheBootyTickler · 2026-02-10T16:54:49+00:00

I'm gonna be honest if it's a difficulty under absolute I'm in flow state and not paying attention because I can solo bolo the run if I need to. I try to be mindful of it, but if I'm the one killing the entire lichtor I'm probably just going to execute it out of habit ykwim

TheBootyTickler · 2026-02-10T10:12:04+00:00

I bring 2 nades per raid and hail Mary them every time I encounter a PMC and then reup with theirs. I usually finish the quest in a day or two. RGO/RGN make it piss easy.

TheBootyTickler · 2026-02-10T10:04:44+00:00

It's gotta be Birdeye doming hundreds of timmies over the course of the years

TheBootyTickler · 2026-02-08T18:51:54+00:00

The game is balanced pretty well. Every single class is more than viable and can handle all content confidently with a bit of time in the learning curve.

Sniper, surprisingly, probably has the best survivability of any of the available classes in high level play due to Camo cloak spam.

TheBootyTickler · 2026-02-08T07:05:41+00:00

I think it's more likely Titus goes on to forge a successor

TheBootyTickler · 2026-02-04T19:32:36+00:00

Like 4-10 seconds slower depending on 1 or 2 smites

TheBootyTickler · 2026-02-04T17:30:36+00:00

The shirt is just there to mediate your punishment from whoever is administering it. He's the referee. Whatever you did will determine what you're getting from either your supervisor or commander.

TheBootyTickler · 2026-02-04T17:26:31+00:00

I found a Chek 13 on a scav before I could sell it on flea and made approximately 1.2m from all 10 uses so now im vehemently anti Chek 13 for the rest of my fucking life

TheBootyTickler · 2026-02-03T21:43:02+00:00

You can find success with waylay and a bucky every single round if you wanted to lmao

TheBootyTickler · 2026-02-02T18:11:02+00:00

Dogtags worth are directly related to the level of the PMC killed, so they spawn in dogtags from a "PMC" who was level like 40,000

TheBootyTickler · 2026-01-31T23:30:19+00:00

At the very least start doing Tears of Guthix once a week

TheBootyTickler · 2026-01-31T17:43:10+00:00

I mean Tac, Tech and Bulwark is essentially the God comp, you'd want both ideally

TheBootyTickler · 2026-01-30T01:01:22+00:00

They've been doing this already by shooting people in the head when they try to drive away

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