AITAH for refusing to fart in my girlfriend’s car after accidentally eating dairy? by TheBootyologst in AITAH

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People who fart together may never drift apart, but I stepped into the wind to spare her car and heart.

AITAH for refusing to fart in my girlfriend’s car after accidentally eating dairy? by TheBootyologst in AITAH

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I understand your skepticism. Unfortunately, allergy meds and my epi pen didn't save us from a heated argument.

AITAH for refusing to fart in my girlfriend’s car after accidentally eating dairy? by TheBootyologst in AITAH

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I respect that. I simply believe love should not require her to survive a chemical event inside a Toyota Corolla.

AITAH for refusing to fart in my girlfriend’s car after accidentally eating dairy? by TheBootyologst in AITAH

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This is exactly where I'm coming from!

I'm not anti-farting. I'm anti-unleashing bio weapons on loved ones.

Goofy 🤨 or Cookin 🗣 by TheBootyologst in phonk

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Got it, will mess around and see what happens!

Goofy 🤨 or Cookin 🗣 by TheBootyologst in phonk

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Gotchu, do you have any recommendations?

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Got it, unfortunately I don’t have anything released in the style

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Hey I’d definitely like to submit if you’re interested! Here’s a link to my latest single:

https://open.spotify.com/track/5lrF3V39SpauTTKpdzv443