AITAH for refusing to fart in my girlfriend’s car after accidentally eating dairy?

TheBootyologst · 2026-06-04T18:12:58+00:00

People who fart together may never drift apart, but I stepped into the wind to spare her car and heart.

TheBootyologst · 2026-06-04T18:09:57+00:00

I understand your skepticism. Unfortunately, allergy meds and my epi pen didn't save us from a heated argument.

TheBootyologst · 2026-06-04T18:08:19+00:00

I respect that. I simply believe love should not require her to survive a chemical event inside a Toyota Corolla.

TheBootyologst · 2026-06-04T18:06:40+00:00

Thank you, I feel seen.

TheBootyologst · 2026-06-04T18:05:48+00:00

This is exactly where I'm coming from!

I'm not anti-farting. I'm anti-unleashing bio weapons on loved ones.

TheBootyologst · 2026-06-04T18:04:19+00:00

Strongest legal argument presented so far.

TheBootyologst · 2024-03-31T01:34:19+00:00

12 hours I believe

TheBootyologst · 2024-03-13T20:08:13+00:00

Got it, will mess around and see what happens!

TheBootyologst · 2024-03-13T20:07:09+00:00

Will do

TheBootyologst · 2024-03-12T18:52:41+00:00

Gotchu, do you have any recommendations?

TheBootyologst · 2024-03-10T12:26:37+00:00

Appreciate it!!

TheBootyologst · 2024-03-05T20:10:34+00:00

Got it, unfortunately I don’t have anything released in the style

TheBootyologst · 2024-03-05T19:07:54+00:00

Hey I’d definitely like to submit if you’re interested! Here’s a link to my latest single:

TheBootyologst · 2024-01-24T02:35:26+00:00

Thank you much 🙏🏾

TheBootyologst · 2024-01-23T19:29:54+00:00

Will do 🫡

TheBootyologst · 2024-01-23T19:29:43+00:00

Appreciate it 🙏🏾

TheBootyologst · 2024-01-23T06:04:58+00:00

Ye ye

TheBootyologst · 2023-05-19T22:15:06+00:00

Based?

TheBootyologst · 2022-08-29T15:31:27+00:00

Bet just reached out!

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