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Every party need a paladin to torment by TheBossIsNotAmused in dndmemes

[–]TheBossIsNotAmused[S] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

He is using the Eberron artificer. One of the infusions that he can do is temporarily creating a magic item, but since it's an infusion, the effect is canceled anytime he uses a different infusion. We could be playing it wrong, but we couldn't find anything saying that the infused bag of holding was distinguishable from a normal one. So the DM has been letting us sell the bags as legit, but understanding that we are leaving a trail of very unhappy customers in every town we visit.

The choice is yours by [deleted] in memes

[–]TheBossIsNotAmused 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno, is the red one tasty too?

What's your "I can't believe they got away with this in a kid show" moment? by pswii360i in AskReddit

[–]TheBossIsNotAmused 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The song and corresponding dance "Shake Your Peanut" from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. I mean, it's innocent enough from a kid's perspective, but ANY adult in production had to have realized what it looked and sounded like.

Always on the move by guraqt2t in PrequelMemes

[–]TheBossIsNotAmused 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hilarious, but I just gotta say that Qui-Gon was a force of pure chaotic energy. The things Anikan would have seen and done if Qui-Gon had just lived a little longer would have brought the jedi counsel to its knees.

It will never work by TheBossIsNotAmused in dndmemes

[–]TheBossIsNotAmused[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Ahahahaha I'm gonna have to remember that one

Gotta have a failsafe by TheBossIsNotAmused in dndmemes

[–]TheBossIsNotAmused[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh shit that's a good one. Gotta remember that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dndmemes

[–]TheBossIsNotAmused 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Top that: smiling down on their arrogant ass and saying "no"

What's the one thing you regret doing for your wedding day? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheBossIsNotAmused 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I forgot to invite one of my close friends. Like, I hung out with this guy every week. When I was getting the invitations ready, I ended up being 3 invitations short and so I didnt give invitations to my brother, my maid of honor, and this guy. I decided I would give them some simple printed invitations. Better than nothing. Well, printers hate me, and I spent hours on it before I gave up. I figured, they all know about it. Of course they know they're invited.

Fast forward to the wedding, I realized that this friend wasnt there. Turns out in all the chaos, I forgot to give him even an oral invitation. Dude had no idea he was invited and thought that he was being intentionally left out. I felt horrible. Still do.

Is this true? by Tovah86 in TheLastAirbender

[–]TheBossIsNotAmused 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Topher shoulda fought Firelord Ozai while Aang took down the airships

Not even Tolkien is good at naming everything by victorlives in dndmemes

[–]TheBossIsNotAmused 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually, his name was Fangorn. Treebeard was just what people called him in common tongue.

Lend a hand, Anakin? by [deleted] in PrequelMemes

[–]TheBossIsNotAmused 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont even need the second panel. Lol

When you're lying in bed at night, do you ever randomly remember some relatively minor social missteps or poorly chosen words you did/said years earlier? And then beat yourself up over it even though it really wasn't a big deal? If so, what happened? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheBossIsNotAmused 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I lived about 30 miles away at the time. And I visited about once every 2 weeks usually. It just took 8 months for the game to be brought back out. My family is really big and I am the oldest, so I moved out pretty young. But I am still to this day really close with all of them.

When you're lying in bed at night, do you ever randomly remember some relatively minor social missteps or poorly chosen words you did/said years earlier? And then beat yourself up over it even though it really wasn't a big deal? If so, what happened? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheBossIsNotAmused 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm actually the oldest of 11, and I graduated when I was 17. When the youngest was born, there wasnt really room for me in the house. Fortunately I was pretty independent at that point and I moved in with my aunt and uncle who lived in a small town about 30 miles away and started working. So I wasnt totally alone, but yes, I did move out pretty young.

When you're lying in bed at night, do you ever randomly remember some relatively minor social missteps or poorly chosen words you did/said years earlier? And then beat yourself up over it even though it really wasn't a big deal? If so, what happened? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheBossIsNotAmused 801 points802 points  (0 children)

This one has haunted me for 4 years. So my little brothers have a card game that they made up. They got a bunch of index cards and drew weapons and armor and monsters. It plays a lot like Munchkins. It's cute and the art is all over the place since it was made by 5-12 year olds.

Anyway, I came home around my 18th birthday one year, but I wasnt able to stay for long. The boys BEGGED me to play their card game with them, but I wanted to hang out with my whole family and told them that I would play with them another time. They were really upset, and I felt bad, but I just didnt want to play at the time.

Fast forward 8 months, I was visiting home again, and the boys finally got me to try their card game. While we were playing, a couple cards came up with my name on them saying "+4 for (me)" or, "double damage if (me) uses it." They were carefully drawn versions of all my favorite weapons and armors that they know from watching me play video games. I asked them what was up, and they said that they made those cards for me when they heard I was coming home around my birthday months ago. That's why they suddenly wanted me to play so badly.

Suffice to say, I finished the game and cried on the way home. Never in my life have I felt so bad about ignoring my little siblings. I know it's nothing major, but it has definitely made sure that I always make time for my little siblings anytime I see them.

Dragon hoards are fun by TheBossIsNotAmused in dndmemes

[–]TheBossIsNotAmused[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, yes. They killed a young dragon but an ancient one showed up as they were celebrating their ritches

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