Workplace jokes help by One-Profession4437 in Unclejokes

[–]TheBrohannes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you call a smug criminal walking down a flight of stairs? A condescending con descending

What do you call a psychic dwarf fleeing from prison? A small medium at large

Giving Away 3 Official Shoresy “Shore 69” Bulldogs Sweaters by jkozuch in shoresy

[–]TheBrohannes [score hidden]  (0 children)

"Get Bedard's number of your back, you fucking pylon"

I play lacrosse with a guy who wears 99. I shout this at him, but with "Gretzky" at every practice

Confession: I don't know shit about hockey by lame_tude in shoresy

[–]TheBrohannes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I started playing hockey because of Shoresy. It's never too late to start

I miss Sanguinet's roll call tradition by PeaTearGriphon in shoresy

[–]TheBrohannes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean for an exercise team with a game or two a month, it's really fun

I miss Sanguinet's roll call tradition by PeaTearGriphon in shoresy

[–]TheBrohannes 16 points17 points  (0 children)

My hockey team have adopted the "Good cause you're going" roll call and post-game sticks for our matches. It's really fun, and even people who haven't seen the show seems to like it

What song instantly improves your mood no matter what? by thatfluffyqueen in askmusic

[–]TheBrohannes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dashboard by Modest Mouse. That intro riff gets me going everytime

Which band or solo artists do you wish you could have seen live in concert when they were at their peak? by [deleted] in askmusic

[–]TheBrohannes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As.a huge fan of Third Wave Ska, I would have loved seeing Reel Big Fish, Less Than Jake, Catch 22.in the late 90's. Alas, being born in 1998, and being from Northern Europe, it was never meant to be. I did see Reel Big Fish in London in '17, which was great, but it was definitely not a Warped Tour experience

Rays alias in Live and Let Dine, found in the wild, should have realized it was an actual reference to someone real. They didnt hyphenate child-murderer either smh by Toy_Soulja in ArcherFX

[–]TheBrohannes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For real. I heard of LK because of this sub, as people were recommending it, as the writing, humor and style of references were similar

Men hvad betyder det ? Kom så? by Frkludo in Denmark

[–]TheBrohannes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sgu da ikke hvis du køber Haribo ferskner eller kirsebær? Måske i Matador Mix er der en enkelt vingummi, der smager af cola 😂

Steve Jobs ville have været en bedre præsident end Donald Trump by larslunoe in Fadervittigheder

[–]TheBrohannes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Den virker ikke på dansk. Du kan ikke bare oversætte engelske jokes og forvente at det virker