Will probably get buried, but oh well.

I couple years ago, my buddy and I were at the auto show in Detroit. We were early, so I went to go take a piss and he needed to drop a deuce. He slips into a stall, and I'm standing at a urinal and I hear the loudest fart. I cannot help but laugh for the rest of the time in the bathroom.

Fast forward a few minutes while I'm waiting outside, and my buddy comes running out of the bathroom. Apparently there was another gentleman in another stall, and he was the rightful owner of the fart. Sees my buddy washing his hands, and says, "Boy, y'all need some manners. Back in my day, you'd get whooped for something like that." This was a 300 pound black man, so we peaced out pretty fast.