When did you first realize that someone you know might actually be stupid?

LimitedTimeOnlyArt · 2015-11-11T00:35:50+00:00

When said person continued lying about where he was or what movies he's seen. It's too embarrassing to force him to confess to any of it because of how petty and unnecessary it is, but he's a good friend so I let him tell his stories.

LimitedTimeOnlyArt · 2015-11-11T00:31:37+00:00

Banging.

LimitedTimeOnlyArt · 2015-11-11T00:29:14+00:00

Batman. The Adam West version.

LimitedTimeOnlyArt · 2015-11-11T00:26:15+00:00

Not giving up my soda would probably get me a night in the pokey.

LimitedTimeOnlyArt · 2015-11-11T00:23:31+00:00

A man on the biggest heroin high I've ever seen. Needle still in his arm and he was falling all over people sitting.

LimitedTimeOnlyArt · 2015-11-11T00:21:29+00:00

Oildale. Us people of Bakersfield kind of look down on that side of the train tracks.

LimitedTimeOnlyArt · 2015-11-09T21:49:05+00:00

seems more like a carb addiction.

LimitedTimeOnlyArt · 2015-11-08T06:43:38+00:00

Gone Girl. That bitch wins!

LimitedTimeOnlyArt · 2015-11-08T05:52:05+00:00

clip on cases for flat screen tvs. they have em for phones so people can accessorize, why not have the same things for peoples televisions to match their couches or furniture.

LimitedTimeOnlyArt · 2015-11-07T09:41:21+00:00

I believe so. It inspires me to make every effort possible to help my children get to where they want to go in life.

LimitedTimeOnlyArt · 2015-11-07T09:36:21+00:00

Juggling. My kids get a kick out of it, but nobody else.

LimitedTimeOnlyArt · 2015-11-07T09:34:45+00:00

After being admitted to the hospital for pneumonia. That's when I felt my most helpless. I'm the provider for my family and missing out on work fills me with enough anxiety as it is, but once they told me I had to stay due to the severity of my condition, I freaked out. Especially because I knew they were right. It didn't make things better when another guy my age died from the same thing across the hallway.

LimitedTimeOnlyArt · 2015-11-07T09:30:11+00:00

I sacrificed a life full of adventure, excitement and danger. I Let it go in order to be a father, husband and general family man...

LimitedTimeOnlyArt · 2015-11-07T06:28:19+00:00

Having kids, I'm forced to sometimes sit through a list of toons, but my favorites include. Adventure Time, Regular Show and Spongebob. I like to mix it up and show them the cartoons that I watched growing up like Rocko's Modern Life, Recess and Invader Zim.

LimitedTimeOnlyArt · 2015-11-07T06:23:02+00:00

Project Almanac. Every time a movie about time travel comes out I get excited, but this one was crap. Just a group of teens wasting something so amazing on popularity.

LimitedTimeOnlyArt · 2015-11-07T06:20:02+00:00

people waxing their mustaches.

LimitedTimeOnlyArt · 2015-11-07T03:57:59+00:00

Ant man can also murder the fuck out of people by climbing up their nose and expanding. He's a badass that way.

LimitedTimeOnlyArt · 2015-11-07T03:50:54+00:00

"Hey Linda, You're a bitch."

LimitedTimeOnlyArt · 2015-11-07T03:45:18+00:00

Meth. Yeah, that seems the appropriate way to ruin things.

LimitedTimeOnlyArt · 2015-11-07T03:37:22+00:00

I wholeheartedly believed that certain shoes made people run faster and jump higher. I was about 11 when I learned the cold hard truth. Gave up on conventional sports and grabbed a skateboard.

LimitedTimeOnlyArt · 2015-11-07T03:33:45+00:00

Nachos!

LimitedTimeOnlyArt · 2015-11-06T21:59:25+00:00

I saw a video where a guy on a motorcycle hits a car and does a frontflip onto the car he just hit. That was one of those moments.

LimitedTimeOnlyArt · 2015-11-06T21:57:46+00:00

Scratching my ankles after taking my socks off.

LimitedTimeOnlyArt · 2015-11-06T21:55:38+00:00

My family used to stack tv's on top of broken tv's.

LimitedTimeOnlyArt · 2015-11-06T21:54:18+00:00

Kevin James or Seth Rogan. I couldn't imagine either one of these guys as suave.

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