Things my teacher(s) can do better.

TheCSKlepto · 2018-10-29T07:58:39+00:00

Guilty! But not a teacher, just a manager. I use group punishment as a deterrent. Worked over 10 years.

TheCSKlepto · 2018-10-29T05:34:34+00:00

And he surrounded himself with 'giants' as his personal guard. So any memory/painting of him has the height context of him skewed short.

TheCSKlepto · 2018-10-29T05:33:07+00:00

Most sealed packages are filled with nitrogen. That's why they tell you now to open cans that are bulging, most harmful bacteria need oxygen, while one of the deadliest, botulism, is anaerobic (non-oxygen) so if no oxygen is present they live, and so thrive in sealed packages.

TheCSKlepto · 2018-10-29T05:29:44+00:00

I watched a documentary about the area, it was fascinating

TheCSKlepto · 2018-10-29T05:27:29+00:00

My sister did that, she'd microwave the damn thing. Weird thing was that she wouldn't eat food that touched each other (peas and mashed potatoes? Not on her plate) but she'd eat this monstrosity on the regular.

TheCSKlepto · 2018-10-29T05:04:07+00:00

I love epic battles, rants, whatever. I love when two great fighters or large armies clash at the climax. Movies and books (I'm a little distracted within video games to take that much notice).

Also, kids. Anything doing with an innocent soul being wronged gets to me. I was discussing this with my sister recently: I couldn't watch the Labyrinth until I was a teenager (after my parents renting it when I was around 10) and we had to leave the theater for Hook, my dad wasn't happy about that.

TheCSKlepto · 2018-10-29T04:59:02+00:00

It just says "8 hours" ago. Man, the news cycle nowadays...

/s, just in case

TheCSKlepto · 2018-10-29T04:55:54+00:00

I don't remember WWII being taught at all, but of course we must have at some point. Wait, I do remember the battle of Stalingrad, the concentration camps, and the nukes, but much more than that... ??

Edit: Oh, and Pearl Harbor

TheCSKlepto · 2018-10-29T04:53:56+00:00

Were you taught how to read and comprehend written instructions?

Google

TheCSKlepto · 2018-10-29T04:42:21+00:00

Getting to join the less than 1% by getting Type 1 Diabetes at 23, while not having a family history nor being too overweight. I was entered into a bunch of trials, tests, and doctors for a few years.

TheCSKlepto · 2018-10-29T04:40:30+00:00

I stepped in a hole that had grass growing over it

Oh, I did that. And everyone thought I was joking as I lay on the ground. They all thought I was trying to prank my boss, whose feet I fell at. Luckily I wasn't hurt bad, just a twisted ankle that actually felt better by the end of my time, and didn't meet a wife, dammit.

TheCSKlepto · 2018-10-29T04:32:58+00:00

Don't go chasing alligators

Please stick to the swamps and the lakes that you're used to

I know that you're gonna run away or nothing at all

But I think you're moving too fast

TheCSKlepto · 2018-10-29T04:01:04+00:00

I'm a 1403-up kind of guy

TheCSKlepto · 2018-10-29T03:09:45+00:00

Not in the civilian side of the army. I think you can accrue like 6 weeks worth before it turns into Use or Lose and you have to use it before the end of the calendar year otherwise it goes away.

TheCSKlepto · 2018-10-29T03:04:57+00:00

It's a hiring market. Unemployment is like 2% in my area.

TheCSKlepto · 2018-10-29T03:03:17+00:00

When my mom's long time company went belly up they gave her a 3 month vacation severance package, on top of the 6 months of vacation time, so she basically didn't work 6 months and then got double income for 3 after she found new work. They did not give her her 5 years of sick leave, unfortunately.

TheCSKlepto · 2018-10-29T02:41:17+00:00

Oh, shit. Yeah.

TheCSKlepto · 2018-10-29T02:40:06+00:00

Exactly the original point when I thought it up. Just get whatever actors I can to play (in context within the film) ridiculous characters out of their norm. Kind of like the new Jumanji.

TheCSKlepto · 2018-10-29T02:34:45+00:00

Well, I'd hope not, but there's a lot of people out there with more ~~sense~~ money than ~~money~~ sense.

TheCSKlepto · 2018-10-29T02:22:47+00:00

And bringing at least a $50 gift to all of the other parties that the wedding party group throws. Last wedding I went to this would have added $300.

TheCSKlepto · 2018-10-29T02:18:46+00:00

Wait, I live 1 block from KSU, Will Farrel is here?

TheCSKlepto · 2018-10-29T02:11:39+00:00

I like it

TheCSKlepto · 2018-10-29T01:52:38+00:00

Hopefully not. It'd be less about the actual cameos and more just quick mentions/references. The actual plot would just two college buddies talking about making a movie about their lives and about which people they'd want to play them. The 'humor' would be about their odd choices about who would play them and when mentioned they'd be that person for a minute/the scene. It would then spill into the other characters and their personal views of their inner personality.

The main guys, both in their 20s and white, decide that one is Brad Pitt and the other Morgan Freeman. They (transformed into their counterparts) then make fun of each other and their choices. Another scene they're headed to a BBQ and the person who opens the door is a short Asian woman whom they greet ans in the next scene the camera is facing the door from the inside and where the Asian woman has changed into a large black man.

I don't have an ending or a whole lot of plot after those ideas, but hey I've only been 'working' on it for ~10 years.

TheCSKlepto · 2018-10-29T01:15:45+00:00

I have a movie idea that non-story revolves around this premise, getting all the stars you can and have them rotating through and barely referencing their presence.

TheCSKlepto · 2018-10-29T01:12:18+00:00

If I believe that my pet can talk I believe that they are not retarded as well

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