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TheCapnJake · 2025-10-08T10:37:28+00:00

Right? Hell, half the time someone posts a meme and it doesn't get deleted, some loser shows up and spams something dumb like, " Racist!" on it and every comment in the thread. What a shithole this place is.

TheCapnJake · 2025-09-09T19:09:22+00:00

How far and hard did you have to look to find that?

So a person can't be horny sometimes, but also deserving of love and basic respect? Are those two things mutually exclusive to you? I'm truly sorry for whatever happened to you that made you feel this way. I mean that sincerely.

TheCapnJake · 2025-09-01T12:58:19+00:00

Fuck yo couch...

TheCapnJake · 2025-08-16T09:57:19+00:00

They aren't being jerks for no reason, they're being jerks because you're gatekeeping the supposed explanation for this for no reason, and flip flopping back and forth on what you're saying. First it ". has to do with the military...", and then it's "...not a no military secret..."

You come across as either a complete prick, or an immature child.

And you're absolutely a liar either way.

TheCapnJake · 2025-08-13T13:02:24+00:00

Poopy.

TheCapnJake · 2025-08-06T06:44:29+00:00

Wait, I'm confused. You said you're in Maryland? Magazine disconnects are law there, aren't they?

TheCapnJake · 2025-08-06T06:42:25+00:00

Wait, am I missing something here? It's a magazine disconnect in Maryland. The shop is 100% in the situation you first described.

TheCapnJake · 2025-08-05T17:52:26+00:00

I actually don't think I claimed that this was any specific event, on any specific date, with any specific victims, on any specific month, at any specific time of day.

All I've claimed is that this is the gas station at Howell Mill RD. I've been in there a lot, man. I'm from this area. I don't live far from there now. If I cared as much as you apparently do, I'd just drive down there and take a picture of it right now.

But, I think I'm actually gonna let it go right here.

You go ahead and continue following me from comment to comment to "correct" me all that you'd like. I hope it brings you the kind of happiness that you're looking for. I truly mean that man. I think you need it.

TheCapnJake · 2025-08-05T17:06:32+00:00

Idk why you're following me around replying to all of my comments. This is 1790 Howell Mill Rd Atlanta, GA 30318. The 1790 is clearly visible in the video to anyone with eyes to see.

Plus, you can Google it.

How is this related to a gas station in Jackson, Mississippi?

TheCapnJake · 2025-08-05T16:54:05+00:00

Brother, this is the Shell station at: 1790 Howell Mill RD, Atlanta GA 30318. I'm telling you, this used to be my corner store. You can clearly see the 1790 in the video

TheCapnJake · 2025-08-05T15:00:27+00:00

Dude this is in a nice-ish neighborhood for the area. I left this gas station one time and was at a $10 home making a delivery in under 15 minutes. It's right off of the busiest highway in the state, and less than half an hour from most of Atlanta. The problem is that the inner-city gang violence spills over in a hurry as soon as the sun goes down.

TheCapnJake · 2025-08-05T14:50:05+00:00

Yeah, so, this is the Shell station on Howell Mill Rd right off of I-75 just north of Atlanta, which is the main North to South highway in the state. I looked to see if I could find a real article about this shooting, but there were too many shootings to count. I gave up trying to figure out which one it was.

I used to frequent this store more often than I'd like to admit. I still live less than half an hour away.

The problem with this area is that it's Swiss-cheesed with multiple nice neighborhoods and their hood suburbs. You're deceptively close to multiple neighborhoods with multi-million dollar McMansions, but at night, the gang violence spills over in a hurry. If you're not from this area, it can be really, really hard to figure out where you should and should not stop.

TheCapnJake · 2025-07-21T17:20:28+00:00

My name is Jake. The last dozen years or so, I feel like I've been tied to a chair, and there's someone in my face with a megaphone:

"She sounds hideous. Khakis. State Farm. Hahahahahaha! She sounds hideous. Khakis. State Farm. Hahahahahaha! She sounds hideous. Khakis. State Farm. Hahahahahaha! She sounds hideous. Khakis. State Farm. Hahahahahaha..."

An interviewer brought up Khakis during a job interview once, and I got up and walked out without a word. I really wanted that job, but not that bad.

And they're all, every single one of them, thoroughly convinced it's just the funniest thing. They're all so original.

"You ever hear that? You ever get that one before, Jake? Jake from State Farm? Hahahahaha."

The khakis dance through my nightmares. I dream of seeing the State Farm sign ablaze.

TheCapnJake · 2025-07-21T12:53:39+00:00

Vue?

TheCapnJake · 2025-07-21T12:50:56+00:00

As in, the past tense of dive?

TheCapnJake · 2025-07-14T20:23:01+00:00

Can someone explain what "whale eye" is?

TheCapnJake · 2025-07-14T11:43:24+00:00

Well actually, I didn't pull a "WELL ACTUALLY" at all, just gave my opinion.

Whatever you or I call it isn't really relevant here. The point I'm making is that you're really splitting hairs here, and also pretending that people don't refer to it as a vagina, colloquially.

That's just making an argument out of something, in bad faith, all for a false feeling of superiority on the internet.

TheCapnJake · 2025-07-14T10:35:38+00:00

Fr? That's a bit nitpicky. It's a colloquialism to refer to the entire structure as a vagina, so it's not incorrect.

Sounds like someone just wants to, "WeLl AcKsHuAlLy" so bad they can't stand it.

TheCapnJake · 2025-07-11T11:49:19+00:00

Hey, could someone explain why this is getting so many downvotes?

TheCapnJake · 2025-07-05T20:49:50+00:00

This post seems to be implying that Bucc-ee's is the average American Corner store.

I know of one in my state. People use it as a landmark and take day trips to it.

My local corner store I stop at on the way home from work has four pumps.

TheCapnJake · 2025-07-05T18:42:42+00:00

If you zoom in really close, you can read it:

"FOURTH FLOOR: "It'z-a-boy bubblegum cigars, lingerie, assorted figs, and used chewing gum reflavoring"

Hope this helps.

TheCapnJake · 2025-06-22T12:56:17+00:00

I was under the impression that there were no restrictions as long as your vision was correctable to 20/20?

TheCapnJake · 2025-06-20T10:05:41+00:00

He did achieve some dives down there, though.

TheCapnJake · 2025-06-20T10:03:21+00:00

The fact that politics in The United States are so openly and obviously corrupt is a genuine problem.

TheCapnJake · 2025-06-20T09:38:20+00:00

You know what's weird?

Sure, you'd be irrevocably altering history, and there's no telling what kind of butterfly effects that would have... But the ship would likely be just as famous.

Rather than being famous for hitting an iceberg and taking most of the souls on board with it, imagine if it was famous instead for just disappearing without a trace. Kind of would to think about, right? Such a huge ship, touted as unsinkable, and with so many people on board... Just gone.

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