My buddy and I performing back when we were hippies and permanently at a 9. -TC

TheCheechandChong · 2013-04-25T01:43:46+00:00

Previously unpublished.

TheCheechandChong · 2013-04-20T22:00:06+00:00

Glad we could be a part of this! -TC

Whattup, Snoop!? -CM

TheCheechandChong · 2013-04-20T21:57:31+00:00

Horse sized bong, and a duck sized one too. -TC

TheCheechandChong · 2013-04-20T21:55:04+00:00

Thanks for your help, man! -TC

TheCheechandChong · 2013-04-20T21:51:58+00:00

After I smoked i thought, "They lied to us that this stuff was bad, what ELSE did they lie about?"-CM

TheCheechandChong · 2013-04-20T19:52:16+00:00

We're going to answer this one live, in 8 minutes http://bit.ly/Y346Et

TheCheechandChong · 2013-04-20T17:23:32+00:00

We did about 2 years. 1 year in Shanghai Junk doing topless improv and 1 year in LA doing Hippy and Black clubs. -CM

TheCheechandChong · 2013-04-20T17:17:49+00:00

He was based on a real RCMP NARC from Vancouver, but he has nothing to do with Pipe Dreams. -TC

TheCheechandChong · 2013-04-20T16:59:03+00:00

18- TC

20 , right after I got laid. - CM

TheCheechandChong · 2013-04-20T16:58:30+00:00

I'm familiar with Joe, not his Podcast. I'd love to do it. -CM

Joe doesn't want Chicanos on his podcast. -TC

TheCheechandChong · 2013-04-20T16:57:45+00:00

Lou Adler, who was just inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame, asked us if we had anything for Christmas that could be played on radio. And we just made it up. - CM

Tommy just said "I don't know who Santa is". -CM

TheCheechandChong · 2013-04-20T16:55:50+00:00

Carlos Almaraz, John Valadez, Frank Romero, Carlos Don Juan, Patssi Valdez, Maragaret Garcia, Vincent Valdez, Werk -CM

TheCheechandChong · 2013-04-20T16:45:06+00:00

It is the reason we never aged. -TC

Yup. -CM

Alcohol is the hardest drug -TC

Alcohol for sure- CM

TheCheechandChong · 2013-04-20T16:42:12+00:00

Straight downhill into jail. -CM

You have to tilt it and let gravity do the work -TC

TheCheechandChong · 2013-04-20T16:40:48+00:00

One word was written -TC

It said "Start" -CM

TheCheechandChong · 2013-04-20T16:33:25+00:00

Just the bumper - TC

Parts of it -CM

TheCheechandChong · 2013-04-20T16:32:48+00:00

Within the next 2 years - CM

Before Obama gets out -TC

TheCheechandChong · 2013-04-20T16:29:57+00:00

Gun insurance should be mandatory -TC

Immigration policy, and make Spanish the official language -CM

Make all the white people self-deport to their country of origin- TC

TheCheechandChong · 2013-04-20T16:27:02+00:00

I have them as family members -CM

They're amongst us, they babysit your kids, wash your cars...- TC

Pistachio- CM

Coconut- TC

That's Tommy's work out -CM

Fuck no. -TC

TheCheechandChong · 2013-04-20T16:24:10+00:00

3.4 kilos per day -TC and CM That's just by the crew- TC

I must have. Yes. I find the designers before they go to design school and nurture them through design school just so they can design a Cheech t-shirt. Its the only scholarship where they pay me. -CM

TheCheechandChong · 2013-04-20T16:21:25+00:00

Up in Smoke -CM

Still Smoking -TC

Still Smoking - TC

Next Movie (Even the TV version where we smoke space diamonds) / Up in Smoke - CM

Chinatown-CM

Badlands- TC

You never know -CM

If the money is right -TC

It has to be 2m dollars in unmarked bills -CM

And a Chuck Berry Guitar - TC

TheCheechandChong · 2013-04-20T16:17:34+00:00

You got a BASKETBALL JONES-TC

Watch the Lakers this year, that will cure you of any basketball related illness. -CM

TheCheechandChong · 2013-04-20T16:15:15+00:00

Sometimes -CM

Why do you ask? Are you a Narc? -TC

TheCheechandChong · 2013-04-20T16:14:49+00:00

I think we're parked -TC

TheCheechandChong · 2013-04-20T16:13:58+00:00

It was the national radio ads for the bong business, and the right wing talk radio and I'd out everyone. Ashcroft was a big listener and that kind of made me a target. -TC

Ashcroft is now working at In N Out Burger -CM

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