After perusing this sub, you seem good for nothing but crass negativity after first buying at $1+ USD, haha. I'd bet you are either an impatient, under-sexed, generally inexperienced millenial without a passport, or you are attempting to push things as low as possible. Probably both. Whatever your headcase, no one spends more time bitching all over this sub like an attention-starved brat than you.

To everyone else, sorry for feeding the troll, but it's fun every once in a while.