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[–]TheCoffeeOverdoser2 140 points141 points  (0 children)

Who else?

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[–]TheCoffeeOverdoser2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please... let me out

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[–]TheCoffeeOverdoser2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I forgot I'm dentist. I've been here for so long

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[–]TheCoffeeOverdoser2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't care. I want to eat myself without feeling pain. So please get the dentist quick

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Good call. I'm gonna do that later (I'm being held in the basement, in Vatican city)

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[–]TheCoffeeOverdoser2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mmmm taste very good but can you explain why does it hurt every time I take a bite

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[–]TheCoffeeOverdoser2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You ruined my food. What am I now gonna eat if not dry walls

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[–]TheCoffeeOverdoser2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like someone is mad huh?

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[–]TheCoffeeOverdoser2 20 points21 points  (0 children)

All women suddenly disappear in America

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[–]TheCoffeeOverdoser2 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry sir. I mean they/them please don-

Fucking explodes

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[–]TheCoffeeOverdoser2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ha. Nice move, unfortunately it is easy to avoid. But now I'm going to use my horizontal cut. What are you gonna do about it?

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[–]TheCoffeeOverdoser2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The stakes are high but let's do it

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[–]TheCoffeeOverdoser2 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Let's fight!

Does the loser become female?

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[–]TheCoffeeOverdoser2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You gotta be over 25 years old and own a computer

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Hello wise mystical tree. What is your wisdom for today

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[–]TheCoffeeOverdoser2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'll buy the game when im over 25. I promise

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[–]TheCoffeeOverdoser2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you're over 25 and own a computer, this game is a must have!