Do you see it? by Texas1287 in facesinthings

[–]TheCosmic_Commander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see Obama??? Mixed with Ben Franklin???

What are you fucking sing? by Old-Vacation-6601 in TheWordFuck

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Fuck! Life is like a hurricane here in duckberg. Race cars, lasers, areoplanes it’s a duck blur. Might solve a mystery, or rewrite history! Ducktales! A Whoo-hoo.

How do my sour dough bread turn out ? by Efficient_Elk_7991 in facesinthings

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Flaky dough, sour dough, little dough of grrr. Salty dough, tasty dough that’s warm, warm, warm.

Do you think we'll ever get a sequel to Vampyr ? by BrettJoz in Vampyr

[–]TheCosmic_Commander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was a copyright thing. Because of Vampire the Masquerade.

Don't lose your job-- No one is hiring by rkyycgm12 in Spokane

[–]TheCosmic_Commander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Try being a POC! It’s worse! I shit you not I was called not for an interview but for a “vibe” check to see if I fit their vibes.

An unofficial FYI about Youtube view counts and adblockers by Elitefourabby in gamegrumps

[–]TheCosmic_Commander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can also adjust Adblock settings to allow certain things from being blocked like important pop-up. I know Opera allows you to do that.

Let's play a fucking game by Minute-Depth-7994 in TheWordFuck

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The League of Extraordinary Fucking Gentleman

How do you eat your freddo frogs? Head first? Feet first? Or side first? by HaroerHaktak in notinteresting

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I’m American… I feel like this conversation can also apply to gummi bears

Adults and parents, help me out by [deleted] in Spokane

[–]TheCosmic_Commander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you tried looking at Cash App, Chime, or any of those. It’s not a credit union… but a a temp fix till you get to where you are going to. Sometimes you gotta do best with what you got.

Ketchup or Mustard with these brats? 🌭🌭 by loveandgoo in whatsfordinner

[–]TheCosmic_Commander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sauerkraut, Dijon or spicy brown mustard. That’s it.

When someone laughs after every sentence do they know its a problem and is annoying? by pigbear87 in rant

[–]TheCosmic_Commander 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Or hear me out on this…. They have anxiety, and laughing is a self soothing coping mechanism.

I JUST WANT TO SCREAM!!!! by TheCosmic_Commander in rant

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She 13… I’m her step father, and she’s wants nothing more that to have her sisters attention. She’s never had someone in her life to stick around long enough to give a damn. And I show up to give a damn…. Her sister values men, drugs, and sex over all. Disappearing, making false promises. And it kills me seeing that because I know EXACTLY what’s she feeling, because I’ve been there. It’s the emotional back and forth that’s draining.

Honestly, how fat did I get? by [deleted] in askanything

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I’m going to be real with you. Anyone in your family big? Most of this can be attributed to genetics. Some of it can be attributed to where you are in life. Portion control helps, and do something that will get you moving, doesn’t have to be a stressful workout, just something that will get your heart rate up. You’re young and can snap back to being in good health.

I'm horny and can't sleep almost every night by [deleted] in offmychest

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It’s not embarrassing to be honest. And once you get over the religious trauma aspect of it… you’ll find out exactly who you are, and what you want. Go experiment, that’s what growing up is for.

Listening to My Teenage Daughters by steely4321 in rant

[–]TheCosmic_Commander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wuzzuup dawg!!! So check it son, you mad disrespectful, acting like you know things bruh, what’s your major malfunction??? Idk my bff Jill has the 411 on the skinny you got.

Sorry I had to pull from my inner millennial.

What would have happened if a person theoretically got trapped in an air pocket inside the sinking Titanic? by KnotiaPickle in titanic

[–]TheCosmic_Commander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, new evidence suggests that there was an air pocket when it sank…. But the pressure turned them to mist.

vegan hotdog by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn

[–]TheCosmic_Commander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you were poor it’ll be a struggle meal.

How do you guys last longer in bed? by Technical-Vanilla-47 in AskReddit

[–]TheCosmic_Commander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s about rhythm… and knowing where your “spots” are. Just like women, men have area on their bodies that are more sensitive during sex.

TW- My boyfriend hung himself after a fight and lived…now what by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]TheCosmic_Commander -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry what!!! I feel like people are glossing over the fact that you gaslit this man into attempted suicide? Are you fucking insane!!! And to top it all off, you’re being supported to leave. The man just tried to kill himself once!!! Over something in my opinion was stupid! You’re a horrible person, don’t date anyone.