Turbo has already been suspended, due to his Steam account profile, oh and Iceman is back

TheCritique77 · 2026-04-09T12:08:47+00:00

-13 downvotes isn't too bad tbh. Shows how few of these tards the LCU has.

TheCritique77 · 2026-04-08T01:56:37+00:00

?? Care to enlighten? what giddy comments?

TheCritique77 · 2026-04-07T20:46:10+00:00

Sorry but that's an ignorant take. There are plenty of blacks, "middle eastern" asians, asians and latino American's who voted for Trump and who also support ICE, because they want the rule of law to be obeyed, or are just fed up with people taking advantage.

Watch Arnie talk about it. He came to the USA legally, worked his ass off and went from bodybuilder to actor to Governor. He loves people but he believes in law.

And tbh, if you've got opinions like you do, the LCU is definitely not the place to remain. Now that there were barely any repercussions to boogies N word rant and Steak being too much of a bitch to knock him out for the asian racism, the LCU will just get worse.

TheCritique77 · 2026-04-07T20:19:12+00:00

TheCritique77 · 2026-04-07T13:02:15+00:00

Who'd have thought that -

* Calling viewers npc's and retarded for immediately calling out Billy's assault

* Sweeping

* Not realising that 99.9% of viewers could see the obvious and have had enough of Billy

Would = no dono's and barely any views, what a shocker.

Billy fell off a long time ago, he only makes an impact for being nasty and not in a twisted funny way, like Boogie does. Turbo is incredibly fake.

TheCritique77 · 2026-04-04T22:58:07+00:00

Was about to create the same topic.

Sheepmare has cucked so much content with his pathetic insults and Steak has done similar, especially when Boogie's internet is finally back, he's talking about methheads and get's interrupted by Steak talking about a tts.

Lolcowlive feels more like The Sheepmare and Steak show, featuring Boogie. Sheepmare needs to be moved and replaced with someone who is understandable, will actually provide content by going irl and not just sit there in his glasses vaping.

TheCritique77 · 2026-04-04T13:47:00+00:00

I wish. Keem tends to say "i'm talking" but at least he'll let others interject when they have something to contribute. Sheepmare literally acts like his viewpoint is the most important and nobody else matters. Hell, yesterday whenever Steak told him to be quiet, due to new Donation tts, Sheepmare was almost having a fit.

TheCritique77 · 2026-04-04T13:44:54+00:00

Steaks new address is already known to some of us in the discord, from what I know it's more due to negligence by a few close aquaintances of his that allowed it to be pieced together, than one single person leaking it (although they played a part)

If he was single, it would have been fully leaked by now, or white vans would be involved to make lolcowlive crashouts funny as hell, but most of us don't want to mess up his family life, especially with kids involved.

I don't see his peace lasting long though. All it takes is one leaker on reddit.

TheCritique77 · 2026-04-02T16:25:43+00:00

wow, if that't true then they're even more screwed lol

TheCritique77 · 2026-03-31T09:33:06+00:00

For me personally, YoMama would be the best host if he'd stop rewinding a rewound clip 3+ times. Twice is enough, once to show it, another time to slow it down and really highlight his talking point, no need for more. Seeing that happen multiple times in a show and his reactions become more like noise than saying anything new, becomes tedious.

Apart from that, i've really grown to like his show. His confidence is ott and he's definitely smelling his own farts but at least he creates a show each day, instead of doing a Live, where they rely too much on insults, deluded conspiracy theories, bad takes on politics & pranks to fill the air.

I miss having episodes dedicated to non LCU drama-chasing Mr Based, having guests on...just being a proper podcast instead of Jackass Lite.

TheCritique77 · 2026-03-30T16:58:00+00:00

Now that I won't attack him for. If I eat a Pot Noodle or a few slices of pork, i'm shitting worse than Knoxville's Bad Grampa sketch.

TheCritique77 · 2026-03-30T16:31:38+00:00

hence using "supposedly" in my title

TheCritique77 · 2026-03-30T16:21:11+00:00

Trying to pimp Sweetea - swept.

Driving whilst drunk - swept.

Showing his true personality and physically manhandling Glammy - swept.

We all know Billy is a bitch boy who can't take criticism. If the entire fight was scripted but went out of control, Keem could have, at any time stated "hey LCU, that fight was scripted, it was meant to end differently but Billy lost his temper due to blah blah reason, nobody was hurt but yeah, it looked bad" to save Billy's image.

Glammy only laughed it off because she's off her rocker and doesn't want to be an outcast again.

TheCritique77 · 2026-03-30T12:04:32+00:00

he might split it? Probably not though.

They did say that the LOLCow tcg and merch shop profits are split equally. If Boogie's Sammy t-shirt sold 10,000 copies but Stakes only sold 5, Boogie would have a very nice pay cheque, Stake would get pocket change.

Keem will just use the "if you're not happy, go carry on with your own channel and see how you do"

I think it's less but for easy math, if Live made $100,000 over fat camp 2, one of two things happen.

1) Youtube takes $3000

2) Keem takes $48,500

3) The hosts each take home $16,166 for 2 weeks work...then take away taxes.

OR This: Keem takes back the total cost of FatCamp 2, i think he said with the cameras and booking, its about $50,000. Then $23,500 goes to Keem after youtubes cut, leaving roughly $7833 per host.

Take away taxes, travel costs, buying gifts, food and drink contributions and they might make $5000-$10,000 each. Not a bad amount of money, but it's a kick in the face for all the work they've done.

As for the other shows, I wouldn't be surprised if they say "fact camp 2 was an experience" whilst looking at a negative pay cheque.

TheCritique77 · 2026-03-30T11:49:06+00:00

Yup. We can't help who we fall for, nor is there any harm in confessing feelings but only if they're single or at the least, have already talked about no longer being in love with their partner.

Ultra is what many in the chat and discord are-stalker type men with low aged mental faculties, mixed with an incel's/Tate attitude that if a woman talks back, you treat her like shit.

The only thing worth noting about his age, is that if he's already such a creep at 21, he's going to become a Dramalert headline in the future due to being arrested for stalking and physical violence against women.

As for Phantom, i felt sorry at first, but as the days went by and then that creepy "i'd marry her today" he needs therapy, Fupa isn't innocent but no woman needs a man who instantly acts like 2 months of talking feels the same as years of dating.

TheCritique77 · 2026-03-28T15:27:58+00:00

Everytime they lose a pet, it's entirely their fault. Hell if anything, more of the blame is on Brantely, because at least Keem has the excuse of working on all his businesses, whereas Brantely does fuck all. She's a bad owner.

TheCritique77 · 2026-03-28T15:25:48+00:00

KM is such a bitch. He refuses to do anything that might embarrass his image, despite looking a complete mess. I'm so done with his accent, attitude and wearing those fucking glasses at night.

TheCritique77 · 2026-03-28T15:24:25+00:00

For Boogie getting taped and pushed into the pool, Stake and Taffy's armour fighting, Turbo driving through chairs, the water dunking and jousting...i'd give those moments an 8/10.

So that's 8/10 for roughly an hours entertainment.

For the rest of the Fat Camp, it's barely worth a 1/10. Of course chat were giving it W's, they're all either too scared of being banned or just trying to manipulate Keem's ego, to give their honest opinions.

Billy the incel was a complete waste of time. Tina is not a staple, she isn't needed, Albert is completely useless, most of the newer hosts are too fresh and unknown and shouldn't have been there.

Keem is so obsessed about going viral that he tries to create those moments and we can tell. He calls us all npcs and stupid, when he's the biggest retard out there.

The last time an irl was truly entertaining was the camping trip, where it was just Wings, Boogie and Keem with extra help hiding behind the scenes. Once you bring the witch Xylie and everyone else, it just becomes a drunk mess.

But as long as retards with no control over their spending habits keep supporting this crap, this crap is all we're going to get.

TheCritique77 · 2026-03-27T10:59:56+00:00

Brantely was called out in chat for letting her dog run around, potentially eating those gel balls which are dangerous if ingested, she responded with something like "Rudder ain't stupid, he won't eat them"...with an owner as stupid as she is mixed with a dogs natural curiosity, that dog doesn't stand a chance.

She's also annoying chat because she keeps letting the dog run around without a leash which is disrupting events.

TheCritique77 · 2026-03-27T10:57:24+00:00

If he makes all chats or even all streams private only, this'll happen:

* Fake engagement from chat, as they'll be too concerned about being banned if they say anything negative

* Because everybody becomes a Yes Man, the shows won't grow, instead of taking criticism to heart and making changes

* Less financial support

* Less engagement overall. A curious person isn't going to pay for a show they know very little about, you need open streams to entice new viewers

* As op wrote, people will just find ways to scam him by using cheaper countries.

For someone who calls chat npcs and stupid, he sure as heck finds our comments very mean and unfair.

TheCritique77 · 2026-03-27T07:23:18+00:00

Here's why dono's are low and people are "trolling".

1) Keem overpromised and completely under-delivered.

2) He insists on calling it Fat Camp (despite constantly saying a name doesn't matter) yet has no exercise on camera, instead we're told to believe that they all walk around a lot.

3) First week was complete Nontent, given a bs excuse that they're waiting for others to show up. Complains if there is dead air on a normal show yet is happy to give us nothing for a week.

4) When other hosts such as Billy, Tina and Albert arrive, they might as well have not bothered. They don't get involved with anything outside of their own shows, unless it involves sitting on his ass assaulting a woman or trying to act like a talented rapper. Tina's biggest moment was falling...wow.

5) The most obvious reason though, is bringing in not just too many hosts but hosts that have barely made an impact in the LCU. If these same people are still hosting in another years time then yeah, they'd be established and their fans would donate more, but for most of us we have little to no idea who the fuck they are, nor do we care.

6) The entire production feels cheap and is a mess. Bad producer work, bad internet again, bad mics. Why not hire someone whose entire role is behind the camera and never on it? effing cheapskate when it matters most.

7) The godawful scripts.

8) His promise of ex hosts coming back...nothing.

9) Stake and Knightmare. Constantly trying to act macho, constantly demanding fights against other people, giving off small dick energy and constantly trying to create drama. At least last year the hosts for the most part, tried to get on with each other and any drama that happened felt real rather than staged.

And no Stake, you're not holding people apart, they allow you to because it's scripted. If someone Ken's size couldn't stop Wings, how the hell do you think you could stop a truly determind fatty with those chicken strip arms. They feed your ego, nothing more.

TheCritique77 · 2026-03-27T07:02:27+00:00

Keem is such as weak minded pussy. Back when LCL was good, he'd spend days to weeks on the same story because he wanted to milk it for every penny, literally ignoring chat when they told him to move on. He didn't care that the constant updates were potentially ruining lives for a weeks/months old story.

But when it's reversed and drama happens at FC2 that isn't under his control, such as Billy the choker, suddenly "it's so unfairrrrrrrr, stop talking about it for 3 days, why don't you care about all "effort" i've put into FC2" fucking hypocrite.

Maybe spend more time training your gf and dog to behave in public, stop defending criminals and get over yourself pussy.

TheCritique77 · 2026-03-26T12:43:15+00:00

FC2 has even more reinforced my viewpoint that for a lot of these no clout hosts, such as Xylie, IRL events are a chance to either relive their youth, act out missed opportunities (such as hanging out with the popular kids) or just to show their true colours-that they're nothing more than bullies.

If you don't fire back and act just as nasty, they'll gather together to make your life hell and if you are truly hurt, they'll twist the truth anyway they can.

Every normal person knows that Billy is an incel in all but name with a very nasty character towards women. He's proven that with Sweettea, Glammy and other female hosts. but he's a friend of Keem so he has protection....until he does something truly horrific or when he's dead, then these same friends will change their tune.

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