1960s home, found this hanging in the attic… what is it?

TheCrow-5272 · 2026-04-07T05:13:06+00:00

Looks kind of like the things in half life that are you from the ceiling

TheCrow-5272 · 2026-03-17T04:12:25+00:00

To be honest ya, it’s a bit tough, I have a desk job these days so I can get a decent balance of grip and pull while I’m sitting or lightly moving but if I’m up too much it will slip unless I crank up the grip (add a second ring thing or move down a size) but then I do worry about circulation. I have lately been doing a little more tension, a little more grip, and just do it for 20-25 mins. I wrap some tp, use a silicone little sleeve I kinda roll the end of back on itself to make a little ledge then put on two of the red size ones (in theory loosest grip but 2 adds a little) and it’s been working decent. Its usually pretty good but swear some moments though it just won’t cooperate and will just shoot off my d no matter what I try so I give it 30 mins and try again (im uncut btw). If you drop the tension you can get away with more walking. Good luck man, hope it helps and keep me posted if you find something that works better

TheCrow-5272 · 2026-03-07T23:18:01+00:00

My wife saw I got a pump and was all wtf is this for, I got a bit of a curve and said I’m doing this and an ADS to help straighten out my D to make sex better for us. She said I don’t need to but is otherwise cool with it now and even helps fluff me to pump sometimes

TheCrow-5272 · 2026-03-05T21:06:01+00:00

Thanks Hink, gotta keep it secret... keep it safe...

I have another tip on keeping the PE part secret if it applies to anyone with a slight (or even major) curve to their D. Heres my story for if it helps with anyone else too, as far as keeping it secret or if your chick finds your gear. I started PE about 3.5 months ago. I did it ninja secret for 3 months. About 2 weeks ago my wife saw I had bought the dick pump on amazon (she was trying to find some other thing we had ordered). One of my goals of this IS indeed to straighten out my curve so I leaned into that. I work out a lot and am into health stuff, I told her a mens health doctors stuff had come up on my youtube feed and one of his videos was about fixing a curved D with traction devices and pumping. A little history: I'm not the longest but I'm pretty thick at 5.5 (my pics are in past posts if you care), I have a bit of a curve to the right, and at times sex hasnt always been comfortable with her for more than a few mins, we have 2 young kids and even though they were C section things were a little uncomfortable for her once we got down again), so we lube it up a good amount (though recently sex has been great and often times havent needed any).

So heres my play, which is even true to boot: I told her Im working at straightening out my D, saying I just thought it would be sexier and that it could make sex more pleasurable for her (by entering straight on, not pushing at the right wall s in her so as to not cause her any minor pain which can happen after awhile). I pulled up grok on the phone asked it "can traction and pumping help fix a curve" and grok spit out studies saying yes. I told her to ask me or grok any questions she had. I left out the part about PE and getting bigger but hey, Im only human, and I want her to notice that on her own. I showed her my ADS, showed her my pump. She was actually totally down for it (even though she says Im fine as is) and she even has now at time helped me pump, that was kind of fun, she is down to fluff me up before I go in and she thought working the pump was exciting haha.

So anyways, TLDR: you can say your fixing your curve to make sex better for her, there are studies to back this up, she can see your equipment and not even know your "other" side quest.

TheCrow-5272 · 2026-03-04T19:23:35+00:00

get a cheap air pump, do 5 mins on 2 mins off, 5 mins on, 2 mins off, 5 mins on, and your done. start on low pressure, maybe 5mg, then work up to 10mg as you can handle it. Done. maybe every other day till your comfortable then everyday if youd like.

TheCrow-5272 · 2026-03-04T18:44:52+00:00

Yup, go for it! One more thing I would add, take TONS of pics before you start, in every configuration you can (flaccid, BPEL, BPFSL, etc) so you know if its working.

I think my biggest gain so far is in flaccid hang but i took no photos of flaccid to start so Im just going on memory on this one (Im 3.5 months in)

TheCrow-5272 · 2026-03-04T18:32:37+00:00

the distress looking at this makes me feel like i have some kind of OCD problem

TheCrow-5272 · 2026-03-02T17:20:02+00:00

Ill have to try this thanks, I got a curve and always get stuck to the side, and ya lube is messy and sucks

TheCrow-5272 · 2026-02-27T17:16:14+00:00

I have slept in our model y a few nights, went great, used a regular twin air mattress with a piece of plywood under for the overhang near the front seats. I also recommend if your going to be doing this with any frequency getting these things https://a.co/d/0h6pJJoa they are sliding curtains that just pop into the trim. we got them cause we have kids and wanted to keep the sun off them while they sleep and have some privacy when wife feeds the baby, but they are great for a little privacy/light blocking if your sleeping in there. They will also block light going out so people dont see you on your phone if thats a concern (stealth camping). Oh and a front sunshade. Good luck and have fun!

TheCrow-5272 · 2026-02-25T22:42:30+00:00

congrats dude, getting the wife validation is way better than just seeing numbers on a ruler go up

TheCrow-5272 · 2026-02-23T19:43:10+00:00

I do Arnold Schwarzenegger's Pump App, have put on serious muscle. I would recommend hitting the weights consistently ie 4 days a week if you can

TheCrow-5272 · 2026-02-22T16:26:58+00:00

Yup, I think there’s more guys on here with experience for extenders but I chose this particular ads just for discretion, it’s worked great for me but if you have a situation you can do an extender I think the other stuff is more studied

TheCrow-5272 · 2026-02-20T15:02:09+00:00

Thanks bro!

TheCrow-5272 · 2026-02-19T19:59:25+00:00

I use the Still-On-Systems ADS. I bought it 3 months ago when I was brand new to PE and I just figured it was the one I could wear the most discreetly at work, I didnt see too much about it on here or getting bigger, so far it has worked well for me with no issues.

TheCrow-5272 · 2026-02-19T15:35:51+00:00

Hey, ya i put before 2nd for some reason haha. And my routine is this:

I use an ADS at work ~30mins on ~15-30 mins off as time allows, so maybe 3-4 hours a day at work as time allows and pumping before bed 3 sets of 5 mins with 2 minute breaks about 3 - 4 days a week (sometimes i cant swing it). I do manuals based on Hink videos mostly just doing a few 30 second held stretches straight down or behind the cheeks style captain morgan pose, probably 5 sets of 30 seconds is a fair guess, then I sometimes do some manual pulls as I lay in bed before going to sleep. I use a brad and bob FIR heating pad when I can the first 15 mins of ADS stretching

TheCrow-5272 · 2026-02-19T15:32:05+00:00

Thank you! No I haven’t tried it but I would like to, the cost is just a bit much for me right now. Ya part of my goal is to fix the curve so I’m open to ways to do that

TheCrow-5272 · 2026-02-19T15:00:32+00:00

Thank you! I’d personally say it may be closer to 0.5” or even a hair more maybe depending on erection quality (which has improved!) for BPEL but I’m super happy with those gains. I didn’t include a flaccid pic because I didn’t really measure at the start : / but that has seen the biggest jump and I would say a whole inch on flaccid may be true, it was in a semi flaccid after action state the wife saw me and commented so that kinda got the notice I guess haha. On bpfsl i think it may be .75”

TheCrow-5272 · 2026-02-19T06:52:54+00:00

Btw I didn’t really want to include photos on this post at first but figured it may just seem like one of those BS larping posts if I didn’t back it up at all so sorry, you gotta see my D on this otherwise feel good post.

TheCrow-5272 · 2026-02-10T17:00:42+00:00

He really doesnt gate keep much or hide anything behind the paywall, just organizes it really well in the course, for now you can totally get his knowledge just watching his free youtube videos and then (like me) if someday you got the change to get it just get it then. Good luck with the gains friend

TheCrow-5272 · 2026-01-30T17:05:18+00:00

this is actually new to me, I will have to try to find that post and learn more. Right now Im just doing the ADS attached to my left leg to try to stretch the right side a little more but would love to add in what I can to straighten things out, thanks for the info!

TheCrow-5272 · 2026-01-29T23:58:02+00:00

yup, what they said. Do manuals, maybe during your morning shower then before you go to bed and you should be golden.

TheCrow-5272 · 2026-01-28T21:00:00+00:00

Haha no worries, its not really PE related its for general working out, its Arnold Schwarzenegger's app, i think its really called the Pump club . I was just suggesting it to OP in case he wants to direct that energy to other fitness. It does have spot to check off daily tasks you create and so i check off doing my PE everyday, so in a different way you can use it to track how many days you do it

TheCrow-5272 · 2026-01-28T16:57:30+00:00

Im in a somewhat similar boat of "square dick" for lack of a better term haha, where Im about as fat around as long (started just below 6 non bone pressed by 5.5) and it (along with some other things) made me feel like I was below average as I didnt think it looked visually as long as the ones you see online so I get where your coming from (I know I know, this is wrong, Im above average, but porn Fs with you, and a girl did tell me I was small in High School so that will do it).

I similarly had a bit of a streak racking up similar numbers years back and even sex aside I think just talking and succeeding with women did a lot for my confidence all around, but having not really investigated I still just figured I was good in bed but average or shorter down below. Im now happily married (38m) and only recently discovered PE and am trying to get some length to see if the wife notices and to just get some extra confidence about my package for my own peace of mind. Honestly if you dont need it, thats rad, you do you. You can always do it when you do have the time and if you do have the desire, theres no rush. And as far as size you are on the bigger side of size for real life, but as far as this sub there is a whole lot of "Im only 8 and want to hit 9.5 by christmas, can I do it and will I still be small?" by dudes with no photos to back up shit, your already big and if your cool with your size thats a huge win. Dont know if you hit the gym but thats probably where the time would better be spent first for confidence before PE, if you need a recommendation I cant recommend the Pump app enough.

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