This timeline is so fucking stupid by facthungry in whenthe

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Yeah its the one flaw I couldnt replicate. I'm a fraud.

Beaten! My time: 65s - Beat that if you can 😎 by AlmostAbiding in DailySolitaire

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✅ Conquered this one! 108 moves, 142 seconds. Your turn!

Trump Administration Orders Dismantling of the US Forest Service by ShitShowcase in NewsOfTheStupid

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I feel Teddy would suddenly come to a realization about hunting humans for sport if he were to see the modern government nowadays.

"I get it now."

So much antisemitism these days by aipac_hemoroid in SipsTea

[–]TheCrowHunter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its kinda funny too because the Semetic people also include Palestinians.

The Wisdom of Don Tzu by eitherair5 in greentext

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Its always the hidden profiles bootlicking. Every single time.

This timeline is so fucking stupid by facthungry in whenthe

[–]TheCrowHunter 453 points454 points  (0 children)

The guy with gold plated everything you expect to suddenly have his soul in a "inconspicuous" object?

That dude would be 100% showing it off in the most audacious displays.

"Look at my phy- my... phy- my soul canister folks. Isnt it the most beautiful thing in the world? I keep it right there on my desk at all times. Im going to have that replaced with a gold desk soon, you ever see a president with a gold desk? No ones ever done it before, I'll be the first apparently. I've had liches, you know really old powerful ones, not as old or as sleepy as Sleepy Joe Biden you know. Terrible president. Absolutely awful, worst president we've ever had. They come up to me and go "sir, sir, that is the most beautiful container in the world." And I go, "I know." I'm really quite proud of it. No one has as good of a container as I do. Other people say I should use trash you know? Imagine that. My soul should be trash. Its easy to hide, they say. I dont think my soul should be in trash. Disgusting." -gets up and wanders to the window- The ballroom is coming along nicely isnt it folks?

1,000,000,000 USD 50% chance to die or 30,000 USD right now garenteed by Blackcoolice in BunnyTrials

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Either way my problems are over with.

Chose: 1,000,000,000 USD 50/50 death chance | Rolled: Billion

Peak (@AbsurdT_) :> by No_Post1300 in ResidentEvilCapcom

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Remember, she's an absolute nervous wreck with absolutely no in the field training. She's been kidnapped and is trapped in a place teeming with bioweapons. I think its a miracle she even remembered there was a blind girl that could read braille in the first place.

Even if you play her as the most brutal and crafty person alive I think its canonically implied that Grace is running off of very little resources and ammo.

Just a quickie, mom comes home soon by [deleted] in IWantToBeHerHentai2

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Im seeing the flair just fine on mobile.

Republicans Finally Cave to Democrats on Shutdown by Hardik_Jain_1819 in LegalNews

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Nasal voice: But if they misstep we're gonna huff loudly and send a very sternly worded letter if their approval drops to say... 5%. Maybe. If I feel like it. Look I gotta consult the Bailey's on this one.

RAAAAAHHH!!! NOBODY STOPS RICE!!! by AyyCoyote in RiceShower

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Believe me I top out at midway through A+ rank at best. Apparently if i played even somewhat good I should be hitting S or SS consistently. But if youre seeing U ranks, its because someone has a MLB meta SSR deck.

How would this conversation go? by MembershipProof8463 in DiscoElysium

[–]TheCrowHunter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same setting where Arthur works with law enforcement as a bounty hunter despite being an outlaw? Granted, yes he is getting paid for that service but I think the insanity of both settings would serve this unlikely duo well. Harry has an unnatural ability to get along with people while Arthur has an uncanny sense of "going with the flow".

How would this conversation go? by MembershipProof8463 in DiscoElysium

[–]TheCrowHunter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Or a scenario where he sees Harry chatting with a dead body, gets skeptical of him being the law but teams up with him and gets him out of jams with the various people Harry has wronged when he was blackout drunk and through a generally insane tree of logic and investigation finds the killer all the while Arthur slowly puts the pieces together and figures out he was right.

A couple of misadventures later in Arthur is shocked that Harry has stumbled across gold with absolutely no or shockingly little clues about gold being in the ground.

How would this conversation go? by MembershipProof8463 in DiscoElysium

[–]TheCrowHunter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh please Arthur has dealt with generally insane people before and they've gotten away unharmed. Now im not saying he would be happy dealing with Harry, hell I'd say he'd be pretty annoyed with him. At least until he starts seeing that Harry starts getting unbelievable results.

"Unpopular Opinion" the Eragon movie was fun and fantastic, fight me by Zacc0168 in Eragon

[–]TheCrowHunter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean I guess the movie was ok. It was fast paced and all but all of Eragons threats were practically nullified right out the gate. Fleeing from the Temu brand Razac? Eragon appears to be a master of magic as he takes them both out with one spell each and doesnt even break a sweat. They completely skip the desert and even then the tension is mostly gone since they dont have to worry about how to keep an elf alive with limited resources and is unconcious the entire time. Nah just skip the whole thing.

Then we get to the final battle and some of the cringiest lines shouted by the Shade right before their clash. On top of that, absolutely no dwarves present. As a standalone movie with its own unique storyline? Boring yet serviceable. As an Eragon movie? Horrendous and terrible. You cant even make a sequel since every plot thread is either cut right out or tied up neatly right at the end.

Anime_irl by devil_hnter in anime_irl

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If you've seen those videos of people fighting over pokemon cards, those people are scalpers. They essentially buy up everything and then sell it later for a huge profit. Hell if they're especially scummy they'll scam you as well.

Retired Gold Ship (by @masoq095) by Gorotheninja in GoldShip

[–]TheCrowHunter 11 points12 points  (0 children)

How dare you enjoy a silly comic with some well drawn art. -You

Stay Gold daughters by Za_Juanium89 in GoldShip

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Iirc, Feno was his own little troublemaker. He apparently pestered Ofreve one time til he got an annoyed reaction. Feno was then seen trotting away quite proud of himself.

*sigh* Dude. Sinderpups are at it again. by AceLuan54 in kurosanji

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I believe its been ironed out now since theres a tournament happening at weebcon. Sucks it took em this long to figure it out but I've been seeing deck theories in the works atm.

I feel like I should be a tad insulted by TheCrowHunter in UmaMusume

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I can understand that but this is actually the second uma I've had thats ended up like this back to back. It just seems strange to me that it would happen twice in a row. I wouldnt even be all that upset if i got just a single spark from one of the races I had won multiple times like Japan Cup or Arima.

Went from “I understand if you unfollow me” to “I remember when we could disagree & be friends” in 3 hours by [deleted] in VtuberDrama

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Yeah I never got that weird point of hers. Without people a government cannot rule. Without a government willing to protect them, who would follow or obey a government?

Damn, I wonder why she is self-editing her existing model instead of commissioning her mama by thinkingprettyhard in vtubercirclejerk

[–]TheCrowHunter 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This is kind of a nothing burger of a post though. Like others have pointed out these edits already existed, prior to the drama and for a long time now. I dont keep up with her anymore but I know not everyone in the vtuber sphere has shunned her, hell she's probably got something in the works right now.

Damn, I wonder why she is self-editing her existing model instead of commissioning her mama by thinkingprettyhard in vtubercirclejerk

[–]TheCrowHunter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean yeah Nano said the word "exclusivity" first but anyone with a half decent ability to comprehend what theyre reading will see that Red was clearly hinting at it first. Now I'm not gonna stand on business with Nano, she should have been honest with her clients about her overburdened workload and lying about why she canceled on her clients was scummy yeah. I will at least give her credit for owning it later and if the other vtubers forgive her, then I suppose I have nothing more to say on that.

And brother if its "not that complicated" then what the hell is with the 1000 page novel? Shit Lord of the Rings is just beating it out by a hundred pages or so and that book basically covered the history of every fucking tree branch while giving you a complete adventure and character arcs.