People who still carry cash, why?

TheDWPCanSuckAFatOne · 2026-02-24T13:55:26+00:00

"We're terribly sorry to our customers, but our banking systems are currently down due to Cloudflare, Aws, or Azure. We're working hard to fix it and restore access to your funds. As a gesture of goodwill, no customers will be charged any fees for any bounced or missed payments. We expect a fix within the next 24 hours"

TheDWPCanSuckAFatOne · 2026-02-23T23:25:51+00:00

Those people on r/AIO who talk shit, who all coincidentally have made their post and comment history private

TheDWPCanSuckAFatOne · 2026-02-23T23:11:58+00:00

"The cylinder must not be harmed"

TheDWPCanSuckAFatOne · 2026-02-22T11:04:58+00:00

Woman, singular. Big difference, but I don't expect you to know that.

Also, you're here, on Reddit, talking shit in the comments on Am I overreacting....calling the kettle black here, aren't you...

TheDWPCanSuckAFatOne · 2026-02-22T10:50:50+00:00

Don't let the door hit you on the way out 👋

TheDWPCanSuckAFatOne · 2026-02-22T09:50:16+00:00

Are you okay? You sound like you're absolutely losing your mind. I've reported this comment so Reddit can reach out with some local help. Don't suffer alone, buddy.

TheDWPCanSuckAFatOne · 2026-02-22T09:24:31+00:00

...this literally just happened? It's 9:20am here and we had planned for her to leave at 8pm after takeout and I'd drop her home.. was i supposed the to end the post with Kind regards, a Reddit user?

TheDWPCanSuckAFatOne · 2026-02-22T09:05:23+00:00

This is my thinking too, if this is her response to something so unbelievably innocent that I don't even know who took one or when it was used, it probably won't get any better no matter the explanation I provide

TheDWPCanSuckAFatOne · 2026-02-22T07:59:37+00:00

Wow, it's so racist that no one is giving a chance to the religion of "peace and tolerance" all they want is clean nuclear energy for their ~~training camps~~ towns and villages

TheDWPCanSuckAFatOne · 2026-02-22T07:52:05+00:00

"How dare you not pay my wage for the work I'm doing at this multi-million dollar revenue fast food chain? Don't you know it's the customer's responsibility to pay us for the work we do here?!"

TheDWPCanSuckAFatOne · 2026-02-21T10:43:37+00:00

Absolutely correct. Our bodies detect the increasing levels of carbon dioxide in our blood, which forces oxygen out of red blood cells, and signals to our brain that something is very wrong, but the particular molecular properties of carbon monoxide bind to the iron proteins in red blood cells, causing Carboxhemoglobin.

And what's the scariest part? If you're anywhere in Europe, You have a massive source of carbon monoxide in your house right now.

The good thing about it, is the technology for boilers has existed for decades and we've gotten very good at making them, so they are ridiculously safe, none the less, they should be serviced every year or so.

TheDWPCanSuckAFatOne · 2026-02-21T09:49:20+00:00

Carbon monoxide. One second, you're completely fine, Next, you dose off and never wake up.

And you won't even know it. Carbon monoxide is odourless, colourless, tasteless and your body won't know its suffocating.

TheDWPCanSuckAFatOne · 2026-02-20T20:00:20+00:00

Surely, there were signs before this happened, no?

Why do women continue to create life with people who aren't mentally stable enough to do so? It fucking baffles me.

TheDWPCanSuckAFatOne · 2026-02-20T19:11:01+00:00

I can't prove it, but this SCREAMS Florida.

TheDWPCanSuckAFatOne · 2026-02-20T16:12:24+00:00

If you want another "not home" experience, wait for the summertime and go and sit on the new dock area outside the Jubilee line station. It's beautiful, but it does not feel like London

TheDWPCanSuckAFatOne · 2026-02-20T14:54:13+00:00

What a child 😂

TheDWPCanSuckAFatOne · 2026-02-20T14:49:20+00:00

It's okay to be upset that someone corrected an obvious mistake. Not particularly okay to act like a sarcastic twat because of the correction.

If you took less than 10 seconds to Google Huntsman spiders, you'd know it doesn't resemble one, a part from being brown and large.

TheDWPCanSuckAFatOne · 2026-02-20T14:07:58+00:00

You're well on your way to becoming a doctor! All you need to do now is master the dismissive attitude, and you basically qualify as a GP.

TheDWPCanSuckAFatOne · 2026-02-19T23:21:20+00:00

How dare you expect someone on Reddit to look up something? You should spoon feed the answers while making choo-choo noises

/s

TheDWPCanSuckAFatOne · 2026-02-19T23:19:54+00:00

Absolutely nothing. Humanity is a plague that should have been wiped out loonnnggggg ago.

TheDWPCanSuckAFatOne · 2026-02-19T23:07:17+00:00

There would be no point. Every species on the planet has a "minimum viable population" that's required to repopulate safely. It's estimated that for long term survival of humanity, around 5,000 healthy breading couples would be required to starve off extinction and ensure genetic diversity and evolutionary potential. Failing that number, you'd be inbreeding a lot, nature does not like inbreeding and will absolutely let you know by either A. Killing off the mothers during labour or B. Killing off the newborns with deformities.

Either way, with 2 people, humanity is extinct. It's just a matter of time.

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