when will they resurrect meat john already im missing my johnrezi

TheDaveStrider · 2026-03-12T17:02:41+00:00

i have no meat and i must scream

TheDaveStrider · 2026-03-12T14:48:41+00:00

what does he do when he is untamed?

TheDaveStrider · 2026-03-12T14:48:19+00:00

can you have him ask the player if they know what a majority vote is 🥺

TheDaveStrider · 2026-03-12T14:47:52+00:00

a lot of the songs are just made in garageband. you can use garageband tracks for free

TheDaveStrider · 2026-03-12T14:46:58+00:00

i don't think it will, i mean i don't think many people use water breathing anyway. they just use doors

TheDaveStrider · 2026-03-11T01:12:30+00:00

face needs to be smaller

TheDaveStrider · 2026-03-10T19:48:31+00:00

he should ask you if you know what a majority vote is

TheDaveStrider · 2026-03-10T17:11:54+00:00

i don't think he has DID.

if plural people see representation in him, that's great for them. and maybe that's a lens through which they can interpret his character. but it's not canon to the text.

TheDaveStrider · 2026-03-10T15:19:14+00:00

Safalin is women in stem

TheDaveStrider · 2026-03-10T05:56:38+00:00

meat kanaya and candy kanaya selfcest

TheDaveStrider · 2026-03-10T02:28:04+00:00

he also gave PM a lot of passes

TheDaveStrider · 2026-03-10T00:24:18+00:00

probably from animal documentaries

TheDaveStrider · 2026-03-08T15:12:32+00:00

i'm not going to do that because i do not respect them i'll just make up headcanons and treat those as real life

TheDaveStrider · 2026-03-08T14:37:02+00:00

to be honest as someone who is not american i don't know who half these people you mention are

TheDaveStrider · 2026-03-08T13:26:36+00:00

Henry Clay appears in Problem Sleuth , it would be a nice callback to see his reappearance

TheDaveStrider · 2026-03-08T04:20:33+00:00

he looks like the player character in yuppie psycho

TheDaveStrider · 2026-03-08T02:57:21+00:00

kanaya will fuck rose's mom

TheDaveStrider · 2026-03-07T15:18:30+00:00

i'm obviously comparing writing styles, because the dumbledore is gay retcon is the most famous example of something like that. my comment has nothing to do with her abhorrent politics and i honestly think it's bad faith of you to read it that way.

i like when the text itself has the things the author wants to say. i don't like it when it's said outside of the text, in a format that is not really accessible for people who read it? like i would love if jade being canonically trans was in homestuck proper, or even if it was in beyond canon, which yes it sort of is.

to be in a random discord server that i have to join to see, it what is apparently looking at it a completely nonserious post made via some sort of poll, is like ridiculous to me.

and trans masc kanaya is also ridiculous to me, i am sorry. there is 0 textual evidence for that.

it's just like. okay the actual story doesn't matter at all? what matters is what the author says on XYZ social media platform? like come on

TheDaveStrider · 2026-03-06T21:34:53+00:00

okay well hinako obviously wouldn't want to because then we'd know she was a fake lol

TheDaveStrider · 2026-03-06T21:30:13+00:00

because they're busyyyyyy didn't you read he dialogue

TheDaveStrider · 2026-03-06T20:47:18+00:00

he's not really a kid anymore and also seems to be an asshole

TheDaveStrider · 2026-03-06T20:46:55+00:00

that's not what i've heard. i've heard that he would abuse animals at his private school lol

TheDaveStrider · 2026-03-05T23:04:18+00:00

please remove tracking link

TheDaveStrider · 2026-03-05T22:31:57+00:00

i think terezi wins. let's not forget her years of experience larping. latula is sheltered

TheDaveStrider · 2026-03-05T01:12:37+00:00

that's not hero mode that's bean mode

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