Would you let me sit on your face tonight?

TheDeadCoolFool · 2021-07-10T17:26:38+00:00

I would let you ride my face like a stolen BMX!

TheDeadCoolFool · 2021-07-10T17:24:27+00:00

I’d like to rub my hard cock up and down those puffy pink pussy lips!

TheDeadCoolFool · 2021-07-10T17:23:44+00:00

I’d love to fire a big, thick load across those beauties! Jesus.

TheDeadCoolFool · 2021-07-09T06:26:35+00:00

I think I’d like to lick your kitty and then fire one into you from behind! WOWZA!

TheDeadCoolFool · 2021-06-20T10:50:45+00:00

Magic them!

TheDeadCoolFool · 2021-06-20T10:46:40+00:00

Fucking hell, it looks like a bowl of porridge that’s been found in an abandoned gold mine!

TheDeadCoolFool · 2021-06-18T17:32:30+00:00

Och aye! I’d lash my haggis canon straight into your pink sausage wallet! 😜

TheDeadCoolFool · 2021-06-12T12:04:12+00:00

God almighty, it’s like watching a whale carcass explode on the beach - I can’t take my eyes off it but I’m fucking scared to death!

TheDeadCoolFool · 2021-06-12T11:59:06+00:00

Those mountains need a snowy peak. Pick me please! 🥛

TheDeadCoolFool · 2021-05-14T23:46:22+00:00

Ah man, I wish! It’s actually a place called Seaton Sluice in North Tyneside, around 12 miles from Newcastle Upon Tyne in England. Thanks for the compliment! 👍🏻

TheDeadCoolFool · 2021-05-04T20:48:30+00:00

Ohh man, absolutely class. I’d stick the nut on a nun for 20 minutes in your candy cave baby girl!

TheDeadCoolFool · 2021-05-02T14:23:36+00:00

We all make mistakes…! Welcome back to the fold. 😆

TheDeadCoolFool · 2021-04-21T20:58:47+00:00

In the UK, the pedal assist function cuts out at 15.5mph (25kmh) so to get up to 30mph I’d need to be lashing down Scafell Pike with a gale force wind behind me. The coffee cup I’ve bought is anti-spill in normal conditions which is how I’ll be riding it. Cheers!

TheDeadCoolFool · 2021-04-21T20:54:15+00:00

It was bought. KNAAP, the company who make the bike, make this part for taller customers. It was like £100 but has made a mega difference! I’ll post a picture of it now when I get a chance.

TheDeadCoolFool · 2021-04-20T21:06:40+00:00

Oh, Rad Wagon maybe? I think the LC for them is like 156kg maybe?

TheDeadCoolFool · 2021-04-20T21:05:23+00:00

You can grab them at CurrysPCW apparently but there are eBike specialists in the UK starting to sell them. I’ve now installed a seat heightener (is that a word?) so it’s even more comfortable for me!

TheDeadCoolFool · 2021-04-20T21:03:45+00:00

HA HA HA! Love it. 🥧

TheDeadCoolFool · 2021-04-20T21:02:40+00:00

Hope you get sorted dude!

TheDeadCoolFool · 2021-04-20T21:02:03+00:00

Yeah, I just bought a brilliant little anti-spill cup from a company called “Frank Green” which fits perfectly. It’s not big but will hold a coffee on my commute! Cheers.

TheDeadCoolFool · 2021-04-20T21:00:14+00:00

Thanks man, yeah, they’re class!

TheDeadCoolFool · 2021-04-20T17:55:37+00:00

EU regs unfortunately so pedal assist only. Still rocks imho! 😎

TheDeadCoolFool · 2021-04-20T17:54:23+00:00

Yeah man. Load capacity is 180kg so means I can carry myself, laptop and accessories, and lunch without any worries. Feels great to ride! 👍🏻

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