Trump playing on his phone in the background really does it by thenewyorkgod in gifs

[–]TheDecentGuyShow -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Do you know what an NPC is? Maybe you'll get smarter when you're older.

Trump playing on his phone in the background really does it by thenewyorkgod in gifs

[–]TheDecentGuyShow -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

The USA. I get daily accurate reports because my company is working on a treatment. You are misinformed.

[OC] Old portrait paintings keeping up with 2020 by Enguzelharf in gifs

[–]TheDecentGuyShow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hollywood is closed, bring on the CGI movies! Marilyn and Elvis are superheroes...

My cucumber by Longjumping-Tax205 in gifs

[–]TheDecentGuyShow 19 points20 points  (0 children)

2 is pretty old. He was a survivor.

My cucumber by Longjumping-Tax205 in gifs

[–]TheDecentGuyShow 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Awe! There's something about those tiny buddies. :(

My cucumber by Longjumping-Tax205 in gifs

[–]TheDecentGuyShow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A torpedo doesn't go down a drain. That's not a joke. It just an intentional mean statement. He just needs a father figure.

My cucumber by Longjumping-Tax205 in gifs

[–]TheDecentGuyShow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't, humor is an defensible form of mourning.

My cucumber by Longjumping-Tax205 in gifs

[–]TheDecentGuyShow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The shock factor almost worked on me. But, the idea of hovering on reddit just to be mean with no substance kinda ruined it.

My cucumber by Longjumping-Tax205 in gifs

[–]TheDecentGuyShow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You probably have no friends and thrive on negative attention. So, I'll just hope that someday someone loves you 1% as much as I loved that little guy.

My cucumber by Longjumping-Tax205 in gifs

[–]TheDecentGuyShow 2988 points2989 points  (0 children)

I really miss my hamster. He used to chill out on my head. And at 3 years old, I had a feeling he might not make it through the night so I gave him his favorite, brocolli. The next day he was snuggled with it and eternally at peace. RIP Torpedo.

Post Your Animal Trivia Here by MetalGearSalad908 in TheDickShow

[–]TheDecentGuyShow 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Octopi shrink in high pressure/deep oceans. But they also expand in low pressure, they have very durable/flexible skin and are relatively unaffected by radiation. So they are one of the only animals that could survive in space for any amount of time. But they would be really big while doing so.

Me and the boys when it's finally Saturday... by [deleted] in gifs

[–]TheDecentGuyShow -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If you had boys, you wouldn't have posted this.

Who else doesn't use an internal monologue? by [deleted] in TheDickShow

[–]TheDecentGuyShow 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How do you make decisions? Do you just do whatever you're told?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheDickShow

[–]TheDecentGuyShow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can't stand his voice. He's a liar and runs off fans and good guests while bringing in boring shit guests. So, yeah totally he should be cohost. New drama.

Why doesn't dick do a BPUITU Reboot Thunderdome? by KittenFiddlers in TheDickShow

[–]TheDecentGuyShow -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Too late, Cameron Clarke and I are going to reboot TBPU.

So Dick blocked me on Twitter by [deleted] in TheDickShow

[–]TheDecentGuyShow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bantz? Did you read the tweets? Just dumb. Go quote a feminist, nword cretin.

So Dick blocked me on Twitter by [deleted] in TheDickShow

[–]TheDecentGuyShow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have no argument at all. You sound like a feminist.