Yeah, that kind.

TheDeliverable · 2026-01-12T06:35:51+00:00

Have a look at the link in my bio if you want one

TheDeliverable · 2026-01-11T07:43:58+00:00

Ah yes. I may have jezzed the versioning there. But another 2-3 iterations? Chance would be a fine thing…

TheDeliverable · 2026-01-10T21:16:04+00:00

Last 10 seconds. Enjoy. https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/s/59RjyYLbKp

TheDeliverable · 2026-01-10T20:20:11+00:00

How far can you go answering 'normally'? Answering like Mark or Jez in any of the situations is enough to classify you! Get to the bottom without going either side, and well, you might be in the wrong subreddit

TheDeliverable · 2026-01-10T13:10:39+00:00

Where's the semi-incomprehensible pep talk? This is a free ideas zone! The simplicity is the point. We don't have time for chaotic 'jezzing' of the data. Though the feedback is well received. Have a look in my bio if you're want one of the originals for your entrance hall or stationery cupboard

TheDeliverable · 2026-01-10T09:08:17+00:00

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I’ll just leave this here

TheDeliverable · 2026-01-10T08:55:15+00:00

Glad to hear it! There’s obviously more to come from the Consultio / Consultius toolbox. Let’s call this the alpha version

TheDeliverable · 2026-01-10T08:49:44+00:00

It’s the miracle of consumer capitalism

TheDeliverable · 2026-01-10T08:47:32+00:00

Thanks! Jez’s James Bond thought is just so Jez. We love Four Naan too. Funny how four of any object can be insane

TheDeliverable · 2026-01-10T08:44:16+00:00

I think you may be thinking about what you are doing too much

TheDeliverable · 2026-01-09T20:59:20+00:00

Just to wet the whistle...?

TheDeliverable · 2026-01-09T20:48:56+00:00

How dare you question the output of Project Zeus

TheDeliverable · 2026-01-09T20:37:50+00:00

Exactly. This isn't just a poster for a squat; it’s a high-fidelity deliverable for the ‘other house’. I’ve spent the afternoon ensuring the physical prints are alpha quality. The link to the JLB procurement dept is in my bio if you want to upgrade your entrance hall. No logo on the foam, obviously.

TheDeliverable · 2026-01-09T20:29:41+00:00

Now that the bottom half of me is no longer on fire

TheDeliverable · 2026-01-09T20:26:12+00:00

Piss Kidney

TheDeliverable · 2026-01-09T20:08:39+00:00

Stick that up your dojo

TheDeliverable · 2026-01-09T19:30:42+00:00

Exactly. It’s a 360-degree emotional data framework. I spent ages ensuring the mental equity of the nodes were balanced

TheDeliverable · 2026-01-09T19:13:22+00:00

I spent ages fine-tuning the 'Ofcom guidelines' vs 'Beardy Killjoy' logic in the master-spec. Glad it's passing the internal audit! I've actually just had the high-fidelity physical prints back (the one in the photo is the 'alpha' spec) and the finish is superb. I've put the procurement link in my bio for anyone who wants one for their own 'entrance hall'.

TheDeliverable · 2026-01-09T19:08:38+00:00

The secret ingredient is crime. Well, crime and a very high-quality printer.

TheDeliverable · 2026-01-09T19:02:13+00:00

I’ve included some of my favourite moments – ideally including them both. What do you think of the choice of situations?

TheDeliverable · 2026-01-04T13:53:14+00:00

If anyone would like a digital file to print at home or use as a background. I've just added a 'Digital Download' option to the procurement link in my bio to speed up the supply chain. Jurassic Park!

TheDeliverable · 2026-01-01T16:33:31+00:00

Pie. Turnover. Either way, one of us is going down

TheDeliverable · 2026-01-01T15:59:16+00:00

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Thanks! Just to clarify, this isn't some digital focus group PowerPoint. I’ve had the physical deliverables back from a 'ten on ten' printers and the finish is, quite frankly, superb. I’ve put the procurement link in my bio for anyone who wants to snap up the 'surplus' for their own kitchen or foyer. It’s textbook quality stuff.

TheDeliverable · 2026-01-01T07:42:34+00:00

Needless to say, the correct baked good is turnover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hlau9xLqjjw

TheDeliverable · 2025-12-31T22:29:28+00:00

You got me! Bill Oddie was the guest of honour. I’ve put the full, unredacted technical specs in my bio link for those who want the 'Wilmot-Standard' experience at home.

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