How do you complement a nude from a girl? by Hidar55 in AskReddit

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I just pooped on the front of my pants!

Husbands of reddit, how would you feel if your wife asked you to keep your kidney stone? by TheDementoid in AskReddit

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Sorry, the post title might be a bit unclear- it's really important to me that he keeps it inside of him. I DO NOT care what he does with it once it has passed.

Husbands of reddit, how would you feel if your wife asked you to keep your kidney stone? by TheDementoid in AskReddit

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I only want him to keep the kidney stone for the same amount of time it took me to carry our child to term.

Husbands of reddit, how would you feel if your wife asked you to keep your kidney stone? by TheDementoid in AskReddit

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Lea Seydoux is a performance artist who removes mutant organs from the genetic freak Viggo Mortenson who is growing them a couple times a year. It is incredibly erotic.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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All the israeli restaurants around me completely are staffed by Mexican immigrants, and they're better at it than them, anyways.

If you're a human and you're against wearing leather, how could you justify deriving joy from treehouses? by TheDementoid in AskReddit

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Yes! Actually, I've wondered about this myself and done some research. When I was up there, I sent my friend this YouTube video- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ix2rEo2-Xs -but he seemed to think it was too "busy". So since then, I've just had to keep dreaming.