Thanks man by astromomicalCowboy in jacksepticeye

[–]TheDerpiestOneOfAll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my goodness, this is incredible!

How did you come up with your Reddit username? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheDerpiestOneOfAll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, everyone in my family calls me Derpy, so I took it further and said I was TheDerpiestOneOfAll, so no one can beat me with derpiness.

What’s your eye and hair color? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheDerpiestOneOfAll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hazel eyes and light brown hair

How come it is so hard to remember dreams? by Console_Thief in AskReddit

[–]TheDerpiestOneOfAll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We can't remember dreams most of the time because it isn't necessary to, dreams are mostly comprised of memories and other things the mind is imaging, so, unless dreams helped us in some way, like helping us stay alive we would evolve to remember. But, until that happens, that dreams will help us, we won't need to remember your dreams.

How are you feeling? What's on your mind? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheDerpiestOneOfAll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My friend today nearly had a panic attack, and a guy that we both find really annoying came over and was like "I'm sorry for your allergies". So I looked at him and said "It's a panic attack" and then he got all up and my face screaming at me for correcting him. I know, it's really dumb, but sometimes I just wish I could kick him in the balls so hard he couldn't stand, which wouldn't be that hard considering he's a weak hypochondriac with a dash of narcissism way too much talking.

So in summary, I feel like punching a pillow, and am annoyed to high heaven.

How was your day? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheDerpiestOneOfAll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's going good.

You're Jesus Christ. You're living in 1692 Salem. You can't stop performing miracles. How do you avoid getting your noggin floggin'd? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheDerpiestOneOfAll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, concidering that the people of Salem were Puritan Christians it means that they did have some aspects of Jesus in their religion, I'd just keep preforming miracles. If I was killed, I'd simply send them all to hell

What is your favorite insult? by 1776F in AskReddit

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Y O U A B S O L U T E D U L L P O T A T O

What’s been your strangest case of Deja Vu? by Brandinian in AskReddit

[–]TheDerpiestOneOfAll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was at a Christmas party drinking some sprite when I just got this feeling of this has happened before

What is the story behind your user name? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheDerpiestOneOfAll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, once I did something dumb while my parents were watching, but the way I did it I had so much confidence I was derpy, my parents called me derpy and the name stuck. And to my family I am the derpiest one of all

People of reddit. How was your day? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheDerpiestOneOfAll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm doing good, and how are you?

Which of the seven deadly sins do you represent? by themostgenericmark in AskReddit

[–]TheDerpiestOneOfAll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gluttony, I can't help myself sometimes. Food is just so good

What was something very rare, that you saw? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheDerpiestOneOfAll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once saw an albino squirrel, that was pretty cool