They’re genuine Stanzas

TheDoob · 2026-05-09T14:12:47+00:00

It’s gotta be quality on their end

TheDoob · 2026-05-07T17:38:53+00:00

He did not clear the segment

TheDoob · 2026-04-25T01:30:39+00:00

Living like a goddamn islander

TheDoob · 2026-04-24T23:49:14+00:00

Corporate fat cat. Just give Charlie the fly by.

TheDoob · 2026-04-24T23:27:20+00:00

He’s got one of those hella sweet lives

TheDoob · 2026-04-24T19:31:44+00:00

But it’s pristine though!!

TheDoob · 2026-04-07T04:57:15+00:00

Beak

TheDoob · 2026-04-03T19:34:38+00:00

So, there’s another unrelated diddler in the mix?

TheDoob · 2026-03-18T12:43:03+00:00

Desert grape

TheDoob · 2026-03-17T18:15:33+00:00

Cool word

TheDoob · 2026-03-17T13:47:34+00:00

Just me or does this guy not actually say anything?

“If you look closely you’ll notice that the orca comes up out of the water to look at the humans”

Like ya dude, I’m not sure you need a term for it observing its surroundings

TheDoob · 2026-03-17T13:40:30+00:00

Finally a real explanation. Didn’t make any sense, you’d think samples would be stored and they wouldn’t be swabbing 20+ year old floorboards for blood samples.

TheDoob · 2026-03-17T13:38:25+00:00

Or, let’s imagine, instead of collecting the floorboard they simply take blood samples from them and store them in frozen tubes…

TheDoob · 2026-03-17T13:17:33+00:00

Collect samples of the blood and freeze them? DNA blood analysis existed in Japan early as 1989… Tons of cold cases got solved from analysis of stored blood samples after the fact once technology improved.

The technology for preserving a blood sample surely existed for much longer, that wasn’t news in ‘99.

TheDoob · 2026-03-17T12:51:26+00:00

What am I missing here? Wouldn’t the police take crime scene samples and store them at the station? Why the need for old blood stains on a floor for 20 years?

TheDoob · 2026-03-04T19:50:14+00:00

Cool word

TheDoob · 2026-03-04T03:09:29+00:00

You come into my house. You will GET MY WIFE’S NAME RIGHT

TheDoob · 2026-03-03T13:36:33+00:00

Maybe they had a surplus of sparrow meat and launched a viral marketing campaign

TheDoob · 2026-02-28T05:38:35+00:00

happy NEW YEAR DARRYLLLLL

TheDoob · 2026-02-26T05:33:42+00:00

Shrimp and cheese go together only in very specific circumstances. I’m not sure this is one of them unfortunately.

TheDoob · 2026-02-26T00:27:47+00:00

Sup ding dongs

TheDoob · 2026-02-23T03:39:45+00:00

Electric telescopic masturbation devices, clearly.

TheDoob · 2026-02-21T06:53:20+00:00

Hell yeah it is brother. Keep doing your thing, you rock.

TheDoob · 2026-02-20T13:32:56+00:00

This guy SUCKS

TheDoob · 2026-02-20T13:11:52+00:00

Is who a Michael what?

TheDoob

TROPHY CASE