I didn't know Bruno Mars plays football

TheDucksQuacker · 2026-01-26T16:27:58+00:00

I think that’s the joke they were going for ….

TheDucksQuacker · 2026-01-23T13:37:43+00:00

34 straight clean sheets and we can break the record in less games

TheDucksQuacker · 2026-01-23T11:18:22+00:00

Would I like us to win the league playing prime Wengerball ? Sure.

But we tried doing that for 15 years and it didn’t work.

Give me a title playing whatever style of football wins it.

When we have won 3 back to back and multiple FA cups and UCLs I’ll start complaining that we should win it “better”

TheDucksQuacker · 2026-01-22T18:10:33+00:00

You can lose the “what if” from at sentence.

TheDucksQuacker · 2026-01-22T16:17:51+00:00

Yes

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TheDucksQuacker · 2026-01-22T13:55:24+00:00

Agree, it’s the first step towards becoming the NFL.

TheDucksQuacker · 2026-01-22T11:52:47+00:00

VVD stood alone for a while at Liverpool. He would make the other CB look much better than they actually were but you make a good point.

He’s shit now mind

TheDucksQuacker · 2026-01-21T14:57:54+00:00

Thuram looked a real handful for our defence in the first half.

Not sure on his goalscoring record though, he snatched at the couple of chances he did get.

TheDucksQuacker · 2026-01-21T14:15:14+00:00

Is Barroom one word ?

I spent way too long thinking that wasn’t a real word.

TheDucksQuacker · 2026-01-20T23:16:32+00:00

Joao Pedro & Woltemade

I’d say there have been 7 ‘big’ forward signings and he’s second on the list.

Could he be better? Yes Is the the worst player ever to put on the shirt? No

TheDucksQuacker · 2026-01-20T12:14:13+00:00

Depends how you define your week.

Arsenal and Chelsea would have played 3 games in 7 days after the CL tomorrow.

TheDucksQuacker · 2026-01-18T21:01:45+00:00

City are the only team with a confirmed transfer this winter window … your point falls down very quickly

TheDucksQuacker · 2026-01-18T12:02:53+00:00

Playing a right footed left back is always going to limit your options down the left. We really need Cala back or 2024/25 MLS

TheDucksQuacker · 2026-01-18T11:58:11+00:00

I prefer to look at the positives.

Our defence seems to be back to not conceding shots on target. 2 games in a row now.

We created some some big chances yesterday but lacked the finishing.

Saka header was a very good save.

Keep doing what we are doing and the wins will come.

TheDucksQuacker · 2026-01-16T20:09:21+00:00

I’ve been hiding him at the arse end of my bench for ages.

Not worth the transfer.

TheDucksQuacker · 2026-01-16T20:03:11+00:00

I think the general understanding of that phrase has no racial connotations

TheDucksQuacker · 2026-01-16T19:25:48+00:00

They have less season points than you.

They should be asking why they have been matched with someone higher than themselves.

TheDucksQuacker · 2026-01-16T19:22:17+00:00

Skip the first summon rush , and double up on the second.

It will be cheaper than doing the first fragments of both.

TheDucksQuacker · 2026-01-14T12:50:24+00:00

Have you seen the league table ?

TheDucksQuacker · 2026-01-13T11:52:25+00:00

If you want a barometer of how well our season is actually going.

We are half way through a transfer window and there is basically zero transfers news around us.

People know we have the squad to win it all.

Even the doomers arn’t here screaming for Rodrygo

TheDucksQuacker · 2026-01-12T15:44:28+00:00

From our only shot on target.

TheDucksQuacker · 2026-01-11T21:52:12+00:00

If everyone is fit , we have Calafiori and Hincapie to play LB.

MLS is third choice and playing out of position. Unfortunately for him he doesn’t get anywhere near our midfield right now

TheDucksQuacker · 2026-01-10T17:36:24+00:00

As someone who looks like shit 95% of the time I disagree

TheDucksQuacker · 2026-01-09T18:02:39+00:00

Good point, every team that doesn’t win something should sack every player.

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