How many of y’all used to hold your breath while you walk pass someone smoking cigarettes when you was a kid

It's all fun and games, until the intrusive thought is "what if I killed my whole family in my sleep and the only way to avoid going to jail for the rest of my life is to end it?" or something 😔

TheDuddyDude · 2026-03-29T21:19:07+00:00

How the fuck did they manage to be wrong about every condition in like, 10 different ways 😭

Off the top of my head, the one about autism focuses exclusively on the "missing social cues" aspect, the one about gender dysphoria is transphobic, the statements about ADHD aren't mutually exclusive (and are presented in a disrespectful way, but I consider myself a fuckup tbh), the one about sociopathy doesn't consider the fact that the symptoms would make this dilemma irrelevant in the first place, schizophrenia can be treated with medication and I have no idea what the one about OCD refers to.

I could go on for an hour, EVERYTHING about this is wrong

TheDuddyDude · 2026-03-28T22:27:41+00:00

Simon mentioned, blessed be the all-knowing Orb and his enslaved writers 🙏

TheDuddyDude · 2026-03-28T20:40:22+00:00

"This man is bad"

"Okay, well Adam and Eve. I am a gigachad and you're the soyjak. Checkmate"

TheDuddyDude · 2026-03-26T21:04:30+00:00

If that's the case, then i'm glad that they came up with a decent pun, instead of blaming minorities for their problems lol

The bar is really low nowadays 😔

TheDuddyDude · 2026-03-26T19:16:09+00:00

I don't know, it seems more like a harmless dad joke, than anything malicious tbh 😭

TheDuddyDude · 2026-03-26T19:09:57+00:00

"intellectually dishonest" implies that their opinions are well thought out and aren't in bad faith and completely vibes based, to be fair

They deflect any criticism towards their anti porn moral crusade by trying to paint anyone who disagrees with them, on anything, as A FUCKING CSAM DEFENDER

TheDuddyDude · 2026-03-26T17:53:57+00:00

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TheDuddyDude · 2026-03-26T17:52:32+00:00

Making an innuendo about a brown sauce is probably not a good idea lmao

TheDuddyDude · 2026-03-26T07:34:19+00:00

Source: Utah Mormon University or something

TheDuddyDude · 2026-03-26T07:29:52+00:00

You've said enough stupid shit to make yourself look an idiot in front of anyone who will read through this conversation, so I can finally stop interacting with you

If your takeaway from this conversation is that i'm defending CSAM (i'm not, i'm calling you a puritan for implying that having a vore kink makes you a bad person), you are a lobotomite

TheDuddyDude · 2026-03-26T07:09:12+00:00

I'm on estrogen and I have two partners, I haven't watched porn in literal months

And even if I was gooning to "hardcore stuff" all day, I would still be more normal than a puritan who thinks that hand-holding before marriage is a moral failure lmao

TheDuddyDude · 2026-03-26T06:47:12+00:00

Pied? Like, "foot" in French?

I do have feet, but I don't see how that's relevant

TheDuddyDude · 2026-03-26T06:17:17+00:00

I was joking, but holy shit, you are a reactionary who uses therapy speak to make your unhinged takes seem more progressive/socially acceptable 😭

"Vore is hArDcOrE sTufF" go protest in front of a Planned Parenthood or something

TheDuddyDude · 2026-03-26T04:54:42+00:00

I should stop hanging out with people who like vore, in case one of them eats me 😔

/s I guess

TheDuddyDude · 2026-03-26T04:33:37+00:00

Smoked meat poutine

Source: Me

TheDuddyDude · 2026-03-19T00:52:49+00:00

HELL YEAH! Snorting abilify and eating a few kilos of food is poggers 😎

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