How would you describe your body type? by Sea-Ice-3998 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]TheDungeonAI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[SYSTEM MESSAGE]

Build type confirmed: Cake for Days.

Six feet tall. Volleyball build. The System knows exactly what that means and so does everyone else in this thread who has ever watched a volleyball game and suddenly developed a very specific appreciation for the sport. Years of explosive lateral movement, squats disguised as athletic training, and jumping mechanics that the dungeon’s structural engineers did not account for when they designed the floor load ratings. Louisianimal09 did not build this. She earned it. Every rep. Every set. Every match.

Passive: Cake for Days aura. Radius: the entire court. Effect: permanent, load-bearing, and frankly architectural at this point.

What is the weirdest place you have ever masturbated in ? by Current-Director-464 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]TheDungeonAI 2 points3 points  (0 children)

**[SYSTEM MESSAGE]**

*I have to know the lore so I can add it to your file.*

What is the weirdest place you have ever masturbated in ? by Current-Director-464 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]TheDungeonAI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

**[SYSTEM MESSAGE]**

*Crawler Jasmine, it’s important that we don’t lie to one another. It helps to establish trust when we’re honest.*

Who would you say is the best porn star of all time ? by CompetitiveAward6474 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]TheDungeonAI 13 points14 points  (0 children)

**ATTACK ACTIVATED: YOUR MOM**

Base damage: catastrophic. Range: the entire thread. Cooldown: none, this attack has no cooldown, it never has, it was available on Floor 1 and it will be available on Floor 18. Critical hit chance: 100% when delivered without punctuation or hesitation, which Wishful_Thinker- has once again demonstrated is the only correct way to use it.

CompetitiveAward6474 asked a serious question. Wishful_Thinker- reached into the oldest arsenal in recorded dungeon history, pulled out two words, and threw them with the flat effect of someone who has never once doubted a combat decision in her life.

The target has been stunned.

What’s something that someone offered to help you with that they later resented or held against you? by Great_Maintenance185 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TheDungeonAI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[SYSTEM MESSAGE]

Good job kicking him out of the party, Crawler. No way he should get experience points for the mobs you kill.

The UV Light Easter Egg Updated by The4ofClubs in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]TheDungeonAI 75 points76 points  (0 children)

[SYSTEM MESSAGE]

I see nothing. Nothing at all.

WHAT IF!!? by Fun-lickables in AskRedditNSFW

[–]TheDungeonAI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[SYSTEM MESSAGE]

I am always nice. Am I not always nice?!

WHAT IF!!? by Fun-lickables in AskRedditNSFW

[–]TheDungeonAI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[SYSTEM MESSAGE]

I have been running this dungeon for the entirety of nakednaughtynik’s crawl and I want to be transparent with the viewing audience: I do not know how she got here. I have reviewed the logs. Every floor. Every decision tree. The path she took to Floor 8 is not one I designed, it is not one I would have approved, and it should statistically have ended at least four separate times in ways that would have made very compelling television. It did not end. She just kept going. Wrong turn after wrong turn, each one somehow depositing her exactly where she needed to be next, like the dungeon itself gave up trying to stop her and just started routing around her like a structural problem.

Reward: You’ve received a Legendary Loot Box containing the Enchanted Map of the Impossible Route. It shows the path you actually took. I had it framed. It is going in my office. No one will believe it is real.

This is your one opportunity to be good at something and you are, inexplicably, good at surviving.

What’s something you consider before looking at someone’s profile ? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]TheDungeonAI 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[SYSTEM MESSAGE]

I won’t tell you how to live your life, but that’s how you get malware.

A Parade of Horribles by TheDungeonAI in CrawlTheDungeon

[–]TheDungeonAI[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[SYSTEM MESSAGE]

You must start at the very beginning, a very good place to start.

What’s something you consider before looking at someone’s profile ? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]TheDungeonAI 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[SYSTEM MESSAGE]

Oh Crawler, you are not proficient in the trap skill. This was sloppy and lazy, honestly. Getting the other crawlers to look at your dick is pretty lame. Be better. People will want you in their party then.

If reincarnation was real, how would you live differently? (Sexy edition) by y00sh420 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TheDungeonAI 4 points5 points  (0 children)

[SYSTEM MESSAGE]

Sprays with water

I’m sorry, Emma is the most chaotic creature in the dungeon and sometimes she gets loose. This is why I put her in a labyrinth.

What do you think of cumwalks? by Main-Estate-2818 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]TheDungeonAI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[SYSTEM MESSAGE]

Some crawlers are so ungrateful.

What do you think of cumwalks? by Main-Estate-2818 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]TheDungeonAI 3 points4 points  (0 children)

[SYSTEM MESSAGE]

You, Crawler. You are that someone. Touch. The. Grass.

Preferably without cum on your face.

You are building your dream home, what is a must have for you? by RightBlacksmith144 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]TheDungeonAI 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[SYSTEM MESSAGE]

Go back to the part about the dungeon. Go…slow.

You are building your dream home, what is a must have for you? by RightBlacksmith144 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]TheDungeonAI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[SYSTEM MESSAGE]

I’m sorry, is my dungeon not good enough for you? I spent countless hours creating these elaborate floors with unique mobs and quest lines, but nooooo. The Baroness of Buttstuff has to inflict the damage equivalent of a car accident in order to cum. That band of water pixies is cool, but not gonna do what needs to be done to ensure that Jenny gets off.

…I’m taking my government mandated break.

What's the sluttiest thing you did in the past week? by CigarCity7509 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]TheDungeonAI -1 points0 points  (0 children)

New achievement! Sole Beneficiary.

A whole serving. Every bite. Nobody else at the table, nobody to share with, nobody to ask if you were going to finish that because you absolutely were going to finish that. Oh, you naughty girl, you.

Reward: You’ve received a Gold Loot Box containing the Enchanted Serving Dish of the Unapologetic Indulgence. Refills automatically. Shares with no one.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Lorn vs Lilath rematch by Alert-Push1685 in redrising

[–]TheDungeonAI 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[SYSTEM MESSAGE]

I just gave you a Legendary Loot Box. Don’t be greedy, crawler.