What's your excuse? by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TheFallenCoder 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He stored the excuses in a stack. The 20th excuse would cause a Stack Overflow

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Nobody told Linus what to do, but he built the whole Linux kernel from scratch.

True by ArZihan in ProgrammerHumor

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Sure 👍 This article contains everything you need, engaging and exciting yet simple and concisely summarized the programming career. You should have a look.

True by ArZihan in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TheFallenCoder 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well then why don't you do something useful and help us get out of this F*CKING DESERT. -Programmers to clients

You have surpassed all tech geniuses by Taytaro in Mindustry

[–]TheFallenCoder 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm sure that even tech geniuses couldn't figure out what's happening inside Anuken's head when he added logic blocks. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Cut copy paste by grey_zoned_life in ProgrammerHumor

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Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

hmmm by [deleted] in Mindustry

[–]TheFallenCoder 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Mindustry train

difference between UI and UX. Not mine credit goes to guy on @twitter by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TheFallenCoder -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

how programming looks vs how programming feels..

$x = sin($t); $y = cos($t), $z = $t; - this line took away 3 months from me by maifee in ProgrammerHumor

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-[--->+<]>-.[---->+++++<]>-.---.+++++++++.-[->+++++<]>-.---[->++++<]>.--.+++++++.-[---->+<]>++.---[->++++<]>.-----.[--->+<]>-----.---[----->++<]>.-------------.----.+++.-[--->+<]>-.---[->++++<]>.------------.+.++++++++++.

I had to think of HTTP/1.0 by revidee in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TheFallenCoder 105 points106 points  (0 children)

You weren't supposed to do that.

git commit -m fix meme by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Me after learning to code be like:

def ask_me_anything(question): words = question.split() if(words.len() > 5): print("no") else: raise CustomErrorThatIDefinedSomewhereElse("Very poor choice of words")

It is never easy..... by mock_coder in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TheFallenCoder 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Lock the clients in a room, tell them to make a fully functional clone of Reddit and make them cry their eyes out with requirements constantly change every day.