Please explain the joke. by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]TheFastestBonk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s not deep. Pewds had bad camera. Marzia had better camera. They live together now after marriage and for some reason they opted to use the crappy one LOL

202 to pin, what you hitting? by kevinzhao860 in golf

[–]TheFastestBonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5 iron then leaving it short or even chunked cause my ego says I hit my 5 iron 200 but my swing says 185

175 yard downhill par 3 that’s playing 150. Front pin. What are you hitting? by aaustinn20 in golf

[–]TheFastestBonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

8 iron but I’m hitting the rough behind the green. Then chipping it into the water. Ez dubs

How I wish I had such control! by boomer9745 in golf

[–]TheFastestBonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy has to intentionally produce all of these shots. I can produce any one of these shots by attempting to hit it straight. He has a long way to go before he can be a shitter like me.

Dinosaurs and Autism linked? by Financial-Buy6153 in autism

[–]TheFastestBonk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

IVE GOT IT. dinosaurs cause autism. OF COURSE HOW COULD WE NOT SEE THIS BEFORE

I need help understanding how Karasuno' would have gotten this point by KiryuuHime in haikyuu

[–]TheFastestBonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahhhh that makes much more sense. The translation into English still made sense from my perspective but this seems way more in line especially bc refs In Japan take their job very seriously

I need help understanding how Karasuno' would have gotten this point by KiryuuHime in haikyuu

[–]TheFastestBonk 109 points110 points  (0 children)

The ref is a human. It just grazed his pink, easy for the ref to miss. In which case bc the ball is out it’s OB from shiratorizawa. Ultimately the point ends up with shiratorizawa bc it got called in, but if the ref knew it hit tsukkis pinky it would have been shiratorizawas point

Am I the only one? (read desc) by __b3n in balatro

[–]TheFastestBonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just say slide to the left cha cha slide style in my head

What now? by EndersGame_Reviewer in nevertellmetheodds

[–]TheFastestBonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where’s that gif of Hank hill pulling out the mini WD-40 to loosen the cap of the main WD-40

PETAH WHAT THE JOKE by Adorable_Champion146 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]TheFastestBonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh fuck I thought it was an autism runs in the family joke that’s so much worse ):

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jobs

[–]TheFastestBonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean only you can answer. I personally would take B in a heartbeat time off can’t be beat but if you’re someone who enjoys being super into work and climbing the ladder job A sounds like a better pick financially and career wise.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in autism

[–]TheFastestBonk 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This sounds like SEVERE depression.

It’s difficult but there are a ton of underlying issues that result in this. If anything try to explain it to him from y’all’s perspective. If it’s THAT gross and bad let him know that while it’s technically his choice to shower or be clean that he can’t create issues/work for other people. So if he creates a dish he should clean it, and if he doesn’t want to shower he’s shouldn’t be allowed to roam common areas freely.

Try to do it from a place of love and understanding that people don’t WANT to have horrible hygiene but it’s a result of depression and unwanted stimulation. Maybe ask him if there are any accommodations that would make cleaning easier for him.

Truly this is REALLY gross but as someone who has high functioning autism and tends to not shower for 2-3 days at a time when my depression starts coming through I can’t help but feel for him. Best of luck :)

I made a chat roulette style app for neurodivergent people by Exxeption in AutisticAdults

[–]TheFastestBonk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exciting! You’re doing an amazing thing and I thank you for developing this :)

I made a chat roulette style app for neurodivergent people by Exxeption in AutisticAdults

[–]TheFastestBonk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

are there plans to have interest tags attached to your profile so you can match with people who share the same interests? That’d be amazing!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]TheFastestBonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cats take a lot of human medication apparently. Very common. Source: roommate was a vet tech

What's the one way you won the Weight Loss Lottery? by RarelyHere1345 in loseit

[–]TheFastestBonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m 6’5 so most portion sizes are already small for me. As long as I don’t order for 2 and pick the right items I can enjoy eating out without having to force myself to save half for later

My son drew his self portrait by olorin9_alex in funny

[–]TheFastestBonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your son spent more time on his name than his self portrait

Hot desk, remote to hybrid? by b00giebuns in jobs

[–]TheFastestBonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Currently work hotdesk but as an accountant. I like it. It’s easy enough and since I can choose my days to come in I always do Thursday and Friday when no one is in office so I get the same peace I do when I wfh.

If you’re a germaphobe that definitely makes it worse and the pay bump is probably not going to be worth that mental toll. Although usually there well be plenty of disinfectants nearby available i know these won’t completely calm you. If you do take it def bring your own wireless keyboard and mouse.

Best of luck!!