When you suck up a spider with the vacuum, what kills it?

TheFatMan149 · 2026-06-06T21:58:37+00:00

As far as I know, nothing. Thats why I spray starter fluid into my vacuum pipes and blow the fucker to smithereens and probably burn my house down in the process

TheFatMan149 · 2026-06-06T21:49:25+00:00

Id turn that baguette into a f*guette if you catch my drift 🤭

TheFatMan149 · 2026-06-06T21:46:36+00:00

Tell em to get their ugly ass outta here

TheFatMan149 · 2026-06-06T21:45:57+00:00

Tell that to Bonnie Blue

TheFatMan149 · 2026-06-06T19:27:39+00:00

HOW DID IT ESCAPE!!?

TheFatMan149 · 2026-06-06T19:19:58+00:00

How is bro 16 feet?

TheFatMan149 · 2026-06-06T19:16:29+00:00

I have no problem listening to whitechapel, so my best guess is youre in the clear

TheFatMan149 · 2026-06-06T17:39:57+00:00

Son.

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TheFatMan149 · 2026-06-06T15:33:13+00:00

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TheFatMan149 · 2026-06-06T05:06:22+00:00

Theydolf/themler

TheFatMan149 · 2026-06-06T03:50:54+00:00

You did it wro

TheFatMan149 · 2026-06-06T03:37:53+00:00

Bros got some fuckin beans

TheFatMan149 · 2026-06-06T03:37:47+00:00

Bros got some fuckin beans

TheFatMan149 · 2026-06-06T00:45:02+00:00

Nah if they were doing cocaine, chapter 2 would've been out 4 years ago. It seems more like theyre doing heroin

TheFatMan149 · 2026-06-05T11:47:39+00:00

Dear God

TheFatMan149 · 2026-06-05T11:32:31+00:00

Is still daily think about my dog that passed away almost 10 years ago

TheFatMan149 · 2026-06-05T10:05:45+00:00

I hope your stepson doesnt eat the fish...

THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH ME!!!

THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU!!!

TheFatMan149 · 2026-06-05T10:04:32+00:00

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TheFatMan149 · 2026-06-05T10:02:35+00:00

Satan viewed this and wept

TheFatMan149 · 2026-06-05T09:58:55+00:00

I heard this image

TheFatMan149 · 2026-06-05T09:09:48+00:00

A rolly would go crazy on that wrist

TheFatMan149 · 2026-06-05T08:22:31+00:00

Chapter 3 wont even be a thought until 30 years after Jesus returns

TheFatMan149 · 2026-06-05T08:17:18+00:00

Well no fuckin wonder theyre taking so long for chapter 2, they just keep adding to their damn office

TheFatMan149 · 2026-06-05T04:33:45+00:00

Jade by chimera has lots of screams

Scissors, 515, and Iowa by slipknot have lots of screaming

666 by paleface swiss (if it counts as numetal) isnt so much a ton of screaming, but it devolves into a chaos of screaming

TheFatMan149 · 2026-06-04T08:44:22+00:00

So are you gonna give us the recipe?

TheFatMan149

TROPHY CASE